Three Brazilian soldiers die in Iraq.

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  1. Lordpendragon

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    Donald Rumsfeld's successor Robert Gates briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.


    Finally, he composed himself and asked Gates,


    "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
     
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    Realistic enough to be funny and yet sad that this country is headed by one so stupid. Thanks, Lordpen.
     
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    LOL
    I'm about 75% Republican....but I can't help myself !
    That's hilarious !

    Saw a good one awhile back that was supposed to be the agenda for the 2008 Democratic Convention and it had Ted Kennedy proposing a toast every 30 minutes all day, and at the end of the convention Bill Clinton asked Ted to drive Hillary home......
    LOL




    And I thought this thread was going to be related to waxing.....since it only shows "Three Brazilian" under latest posts.
     
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    did that just make it across the pond LPD? been guffawing to it for a couple years over here now. so chalk that up to another new world advace, years ahead in current humor! (or humour)

    ;-)

    and btw, it's funny, because it's true...
     
  6. Lordpendragon

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    Yep - we still rely on your banking system to transfer.
     
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    oh BURNNNNNNN!!!!!!

    at least we'll deliver with a smile. and no brits, please don't try that....
     
  8. Lordpendragon

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    Do you all get to learn that false smile thing at elementary?
     
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    just from our ancestors

    they gave it to us as they put us on the ships of criminals bound for Georgia

    "no no, its nice, you'll love it....BYE!!"
     
  10. Lordpendragon

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    And we haven't stopped since

    Actually - this is a "Hellooooooooooo smile" :biggrin1:
     

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    I'm surprised he could pronounce "brazillion." Too many syllables.:biggrin1:
     
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