Steve, Kyle, and Mitch had been friends since the first day of their electrical apprenticeship, they bonded quickly being the same age at 18 and having the same interests in doing typical things like drinking, going to clubs, and playing Xbox. Now at 20 they were very close and had hit their prime; Steve was 5’10” with short cropped blonde hair, bright blue eyes, and a stocky rugby build; Kyle was 6’6” with short straight black hair, dark eyes, and had a skinny, lanky frame with a very flat stomach, he wasn’t as muscular as Steve but boasted very large hands and feet; and Mitch was 6’2” with short curly black hair, bright green eyes, and had a fit frame with abs and a bit more muscle than Kyle, his star feature though was his high bubble butt. Steve was straight and had recently gotten out of a relationship with a girl he had been dating for over a year and was getting back into the game; Kyle was also straight and was currently dating a girl, Cindy, whom he had been seeing for 6 months now; and Mitch was gay and currently single, and very openly a player on the grindr scene, much to the humour of Steve and Kyle. Our story starts late on a Friday night at Kyles house that he rents with his girlfriend who was away on a girls weekend with her friends, and the boys had set themselves up with a good supply of beer, pizza, and COD on Xbox.
“Got you again, dude!” Steve exclaims as he claims victory over Kyle yet again.
“Fuck, man, that’s like the tenth time in a row!” Kyle groans, defeated.
“Well I told you we should’ve gone out, instead you wanted to stay in and spend the night getting beaten by me again and again, this one’s on you!” Steve complains.
“If we go out then I’m just gonna spend the night fighting off chicks, and I promised Cindy I’d be good, she’s let me off the hook twice now for cheating…” Kyle mumbles, sighing.
“You just need to learn to keep it in your pants and not fuck anything that approaches you,” Mitch exclaims, “You’re too much of a whore for your own good.”
“Pfft says you! How many guys did you hook up with this week through that gay app of yours? Four? Five?” Kyle spits back, laughing.
“Only once actually… It’s been a slow week, my balls are full as fuck and I’m getting antsy…” Mitch sighed.
“How the hell have you gotten away with cheating twice?” Steve asked Kyle, “Sarah left me after I cheated only once!”
“Because I’ve got her dickmatized!” Kyle laughed as he grabbed his large bulge, “I make her squirt every time we fuck, apparently her ex had a tiny cock and she can’t get enough of my big dong!”
“I’ve got a big dick too… It wasn’t enough for Sarah to care though…” Steve grumbled.
“Well you’re either full of shit and you’re packing nothing, or you didn’t know what the hell you were doing with it,” Kyle laughed, “I’m sick of having every girl I fuck paw after me for more when I’m done with them, it gets exhausting.”
“You just don’t appreciate how rare a big dick is and how much better they are.” Mitch said.
“So it is true then, slut? Big dicks are better?” Steve asked, “All that shit girls say about how size doesn’t matter—"
“Is completely made up!” Mitch interrupted, “It’s just designed to make guys with little dicks feel better, but trust me, the bigger the better!”
“Maybe you’re just a size whore though, you’ve taken so much cock you probably couldn’t even feel a regular cock anymore!” Kyle said, causing all three friends to burst out laughing.
“Woah dudes check this out,” Steve said suddenly, showing the other two his phone opened at a conversation on Tinder with a girl named Casey, “I’ve been talking to this chick for a couple of days now trying to get a fuck with her, and she just asked me for a dick pic! I’ve never had a girl actually ASK for one before!”
“Oh fuck yeah dude, she’s fit as fuck!” Kyle exclaimed, going through the photos she had already sent through, “definitely send her one dude, you gotta hit that!”
“I’ve never taken a dick pic before, I don’t even know how to take one properly…” Steve said.
“How have you never taken a dick pic before?” Mitch asked, “Everyone’s taken a dick pic at least once.”
“Yeah man my phone is full of my dick pics, easiest way to get a chick to come running to bounce on me,” Kyle laughed.
“Alright, I’ll go and take one… Do you go from above or underneath or what?” Steve asked, slightly panicking.
“You don’t just take one, you take a few, all from different angles and stuff, I’m a pro at it, the right angle can make your dick look huge!” Mitch explained.
“I don’t need angles to make my dick look huge, it’s already huge without anything fancy,” Kyle chuckled.
“Well not all of us have a baseball bat to work with do they?” Mitch countered back.
“Can you just tell me what to do?” Steve interrupted, “I want this dick buried in her by the end of the night!”
“Alright, alright, go into the bathroom and we’ll stand on the other side and talk you through it…” Mitch said.
“Alright, thanks,” Steve said as he got up and went into the bathroom, Mitch and Kyle following behind him and waiting on the other side, “Now what angle do I go for first?”
“Well are you fully hard? You have to be throbbing to get the best ones…” Mitch asked.
“My cock’s been pulsing ever since she sent the message, just tell me what to do next!” Steve grumbled impatiently.
“Okay dude, calm down,” Kyle exclaimed, “lean back and get a photo from above showing your abs and your cock sticking out.”
“And get a photo from underneath, holding the base of your cock,” Mitch started, “Try and show off your balls too.”
“Okay, I think they look alright…” Steve said, unsurely, “What next?”
“Get a photo underneath with your face showing, give her a wink or something!” Steve said, chuckling.
“Okay, I got it, I think that’ll do, they don’t look too bad…” Steve mumbled, opening the door and coming out, he had pulled his underwear back up but not his pants, his obscene bulge barely hiding his throbbing, solid cock.
“Oh fuck dude, you weren’t kidding about your cock pulsing, I can see it throb!” Kyle laughed, reaching to flick his friends dick before Steve smacked his hands away.
“Shut up, and leave it alone…” Steve grumbled, annoyed, “How do I know if I took good ones?”
“You can always give us a look? We’ll judge them for you…” Mitch suggested, slyly.
“No fucking way, dude!” Steve exclaimed, “You just want something to jack off to later!”
“It’s not a bad idea dude…” Kyle explained, “Do you wanna fuck this chick or what?”
“Hmmm fine, just because I’m desperate…” Steve relented, and handed over his phone to Kyle as he went to put his pants back on.
“Holy shit, dude! That’s a fat cock!” Mitch exclaimed, looking over Kyles shoulder as he went through the pics.
“Yeah man, I think you’ve even got me beat in thickness! And that’s a tall order!” Kyle gasped.
“No shit, I told you Sarah could never give me a proper blowjob, she couldn’t even fit me in her mouth!” Steve said, smirking broadly at his friends’ reactions.
“I can see why dude, it looks like a damn coke can!” Mitch laughed.
“I bet even a little cock whore like you wouldn’t be able to suck it, I’ve never had anyone succeed yet, it’s actually really shit…” Steve grumbled.
“Oh no I could definitely throat that thing, you’re big but I’ve had bigger,” Mitch boasted.
“Bullshit you have,” Kyle began, raising an intrigued eyebrow at his friend, “I’ve got a few inches of length on him but I’m not that thick and every girl I’ve ever been with has said I’m their biggest by a mile.”
“Yeah we get it, Mitch you’re a whore and Kyle you’re a horse, can we get back to whether my pics are good enough to lure this slut?” Steve interjected, getting irritated as his bulge pulsed in his pants.
“Yeah man, they should definitely do the trick,” Kyle laughed, handing Steve his phone.
“It’d be enough to get me bent over, that’s for damn sure,” Mitch laughed, causing the other two to join in.
“All right, they better be,” Steve said, typing away on his phone, “and they… are… sent!”
“I guarantee they’ll work dude, now let’s go for another game,” Kyle said, sitting back down in front of the TV.
“Fine, I’ll just keep beating your ass until she’s ready to have her pussy beaten up by this fat dong!” Steve laughed as they all settled in to keep playing.
“Got you again, dude!” Steve exclaims as he claims victory over Kyle yet again.
“Fuck, man, that’s like the tenth time in a row!” Kyle groans, defeated.
“Well I told you we should’ve gone out, instead you wanted to stay in and spend the night getting beaten by me again and again, this one’s on you!” Steve complains.
“If we go out then I’m just gonna spend the night fighting off chicks, and I promised Cindy I’d be good, she’s let me off the hook twice now for cheating…” Kyle mumbles, sighing.
“You just need to learn to keep it in your pants and not fuck anything that approaches you,” Mitch exclaims, “You’re too much of a whore for your own good.”
“Pfft says you! How many guys did you hook up with this week through that gay app of yours? Four? Five?” Kyle spits back, laughing.
“Only once actually… It’s been a slow week, my balls are full as fuck and I’m getting antsy…” Mitch sighed.
“How the hell have you gotten away with cheating twice?” Steve asked Kyle, “Sarah left me after I cheated only once!”
“Because I’ve got her dickmatized!” Kyle laughed as he grabbed his large bulge, “I make her squirt every time we fuck, apparently her ex had a tiny cock and she can’t get enough of my big dong!”
“I’ve got a big dick too… It wasn’t enough for Sarah to care though…” Steve grumbled.
“Well you’re either full of shit and you’re packing nothing, or you didn’t know what the hell you were doing with it,” Kyle laughed, “I’m sick of having every girl I fuck paw after me for more when I’m done with them, it gets exhausting.”
“You just don’t appreciate how rare a big dick is and how much better they are.” Mitch said.
“So it is true then, slut? Big dicks are better?” Steve asked, “All that shit girls say about how size doesn’t matter—"
“Is completely made up!” Mitch interrupted, “It’s just designed to make guys with little dicks feel better, but trust me, the bigger the better!”
“Maybe you’re just a size whore though, you’ve taken so much cock you probably couldn’t even feel a regular cock anymore!” Kyle said, causing all three friends to burst out laughing.
“Woah dudes check this out,” Steve said suddenly, showing the other two his phone opened at a conversation on Tinder with a girl named Casey, “I’ve been talking to this chick for a couple of days now trying to get a fuck with her, and she just asked me for a dick pic! I’ve never had a girl actually ASK for one before!”
“Oh fuck yeah dude, she’s fit as fuck!” Kyle exclaimed, going through the photos she had already sent through, “definitely send her one dude, you gotta hit that!”
“I’ve never taken a dick pic before, I don’t even know how to take one properly…” Steve said.
“How have you never taken a dick pic before?” Mitch asked, “Everyone’s taken a dick pic at least once.”
“Yeah man my phone is full of my dick pics, easiest way to get a chick to come running to bounce on me,” Kyle laughed.
“Alright, I’ll go and take one… Do you go from above or underneath or what?” Steve asked, slightly panicking.
“You don’t just take one, you take a few, all from different angles and stuff, I’m a pro at it, the right angle can make your dick look huge!” Mitch explained.
“I don’t need angles to make my dick look huge, it’s already huge without anything fancy,” Kyle chuckled.
“Well not all of us have a baseball bat to work with do they?” Mitch countered back.
“Can you just tell me what to do?” Steve interrupted, “I want this dick buried in her by the end of the night!”
“Alright, alright, go into the bathroom and we’ll stand on the other side and talk you through it…” Mitch said.
“Alright, thanks,” Steve said as he got up and went into the bathroom, Mitch and Kyle following behind him and waiting on the other side, “Now what angle do I go for first?”
“Well are you fully hard? You have to be throbbing to get the best ones…” Mitch asked.
“My cock’s been pulsing ever since she sent the message, just tell me what to do next!” Steve grumbled impatiently.
“Okay dude, calm down,” Kyle exclaimed, “lean back and get a photo from above showing your abs and your cock sticking out.”
“And get a photo from underneath, holding the base of your cock,” Mitch started, “Try and show off your balls too.”
“Okay, I think they look alright…” Steve said, unsurely, “What next?”
“Get a photo underneath with your face showing, give her a wink or something!” Steve said, chuckling.
“Okay, I got it, I think that’ll do, they don’t look too bad…” Steve mumbled, opening the door and coming out, he had pulled his underwear back up but not his pants, his obscene bulge barely hiding his throbbing, solid cock.
“Oh fuck dude, you weren’t kidding about your cock pulsing, I can see it throb!” Kyle laughed, reaching to flick his friends dick before Steve smacked his hands away.
“Shut up, and leave it alone…” Steve grumbled, annoyed, “How do I know if I took good ones?”
“You can always give us a look? We’ll judge them for you…” Mitch suggested, slyly.
“No fucking way, dude!” Steve exclaimed, “You just want something to jack off to later!”
“It’s not a bad idea dude…” Kyle explained, “Do you wanna fuck this chick or what?”
“Hmmm fine, just because I’m desperate…” Steve relented, and handed over his phone to Kyle as he went to put his pants back on.
“Holy shit, dude! That’s a fat cock!” Mitch exclaimed, looking over Kyles shoulder as he went through the pics.
“Yeah man, I think you’ve even got me beat in thickness! And that’s a tall order!” Kyle gasped.
“No shit, I told you Sarah could never give me a proper blowjob, she couldn’t even fit me in her mouth!” Steve said, smirking broadly at his friends’ reactions.
“I can see why dude, it looks like a damn coke can!” Mitch laughed.
“I bet even a little cock whore like you wouldn’t be able to suck it, I’ve never had anyone succeed yet, it’s actually really shit…” Steve grumbled.
“Oh no I could definitely throat that thing, you’re big but I’ve had bigger,” Mitch boasted.
“Bullshit you have,” Kyle began, raising an intrigued eyebrow at his friend, “I’ve got a few inches of length on him but I’m not that thick and every girl I’ve ever been with has said I’m their biggest by a mile.”
“Yeah we get it, Mitch you’re a whore and Kyle you’re a horse, can we get back to whether my pics are good enough to lure this slut?” Steve interjected, getting irritated as his bulge pulsed in his pants.
“Yeah man, they should definitely do the trick,” Kyle laughed, handing Steve his phone.
“It’d be enough to get me bent over, that’s for damn sure,” Mitch laughed, causing the other two to join in.
“All right, they better be,” Steve said, typing away on his phone, “and they… are… sent!”
“I guarantee they’ll work dude, now let’s go for another game,” Kyle said, sitting back down in front of the TV.
“Fine, I’ll just keep beating your ass until she’s ready to have her pussy beaten up by this fat dong!” Steve laughed as they all settled in to keep playing.