Three Guys Named "Larry"

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  1. FlowerChick

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    Mar 23, 2009
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    Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Larry.
    One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar,
    one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Larrys after
    a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Larry mixed
    up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up with your Larry."
    The other two ladies agree.
    The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name
    my Larry 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always
    The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other
    high fives.
    Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Larry
    Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any
    day of the week."
    Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each
    other more high fives.
    The third lady then says, "You know, those two Larrys
    were good, but I'm gonna name my Larry, Jack Daniels."
    The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels?
    That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"
    The third lady bursts out, "That's my Larry!!"

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    #1 FlowerChick, Nov 25, 2009
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2009
  2. hockeyguy741

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