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"Larry"
Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Larry.
One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar,
one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Larrys after
a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Larry mixed
up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up with your Larry."
The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name
my Larry 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always
up!"
The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other
high fives.
Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Larry
Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any
day of the week."
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each
other more high fives.
The third lady then says, "You know, those two Larrys
were good, but I'm gonna name my Larry, Jack Daniels."
The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels?
That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"
The third lady bursts out, "That's my Larry!!"
Laughter really is the best medicine! Have a funny "sexy" joke you'd like to share here on my blog? Please add by co mmenting below, and have a funny day!
See more fun jokes, provocative thoughts, comments and questions, plus
scintillating tidbits in my LPSG blog here:
http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/flowerchick/
Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Larry.
One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar,
one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Larrys after
a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Larry mixed
up with your Larry, and her Larry mixed up with your Larry."
The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name
my Larry 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always
up!"
The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other
high fives.
Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Larry
Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any
day of the week."
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each
other more high fives.
The third lady then says, "You know, those two Larrys
were good, but I'm gonna name my Larry, Jack Daniels."
The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels?
That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"
The third lady bursts out, "That's my Larry!!"
Laughter really is the best medicine! Have a funny "sexy" joke you'd like to share here on my blog? Please add by co mmenting below, and have a funny day!
See more fun jokes, provocative thoughts, comments and questions, plus
scintillating tidbits in my LPSG blog here:
http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/flowerchick/
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