Three Testicles

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  1. Imported

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    balls: Has anyone here ever met someone with three testicles? ???
    Tell us about it. ;D
    I have read that this exists but have never met anyone with this anomaly. 8)
     
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    Finedessert: I think that you'll find just having One is more common, but even with just One Babies can be made.

    " Why do psychics have to ask you for your name "

    Grandpa
     
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    jockfull: When I was in grade school, my best friend claimed his older brother (just one year older) had 3 balls. I never got a chance to see for myself. Looking back, I tend to doubt that it was true, but still, it makes one wonder..... ::)
     
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    mindseye: E.3. -- The Extra-Testicle Phone home! Phone home!

    I would be very surprised to hear of a case in which three functional testicles are present, but cases of a malformed or vestigial third testicle are not outstandingly rare.
     
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    I have seen photographs in textbooks of men with polyorchidism. I have met a dude nicknamed 'Triple' for that reason. I was never sexually attracted to Trip, so I never endeavoured to see his scrotum in the flesh, but I was assured by others that e possessed three full-sized testicles.
     
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    bigsam: Well, Finally I could contribute, I am not hung, but I like big dicks. And enjoy reading about them.

    However I have three testicles. I got one from my twin. he unfortunately passed away at birth.

    my third one is connected to my left one. it never fully grew. I am too shy to take pictures, also probably because I am embarassed by my weight. Maybe after I lose some. The doctor has "x-rays" I'll try to get those.


    I promise I am telling the truth.
     
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    [quote author=bigsam link=board=meetgreet;num=1039192400;start=0#5 date=04/16/03 at 15:53:34]

    "... I am too shy to take pictures...

    I promise I am telling the truth..."


    [/quote]


    Welcome bigsam,

    I'm glad you spoke up. It helps our members to be able to hear from "real life" experiences...kinda helps quell all the speculation on such matters!

    Don't worry about "pictures" either. Many of us around here don't insist on them necessarily. I believe you from what you've already told us.

    I go along with Finedessert's idea that instances of a single testicle are probably more common. And mindseye's notion, too that it's probably VERY unusual to find three FUNCTIONAL testicles all by themselves, but instead the "third" is in someway a part of another.

    Your description kinda goes along with that apparently.
     
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    Solis24: Well I have never seen a triple-testicled guy yet but one my my former college buddies had only one, which I have seen. Judging from his sex drive, you'd never guess he had only one... lol
     
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    bigsam: By the way, I was asked in a private message:

    6.5 X 5.5


    It reaches, and my partner and I have been together 13.5 years and he seems to like it.

    bigsam
     
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    H8Monga: When I was 8 and found my.. *ahem* grandfather's porn magazines, I remember seeing an ad in one about how to get three balls... and it showed an end result. I have no idea if there really was a method to get three testicles or if there was really a demand for three testicled men...
     
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    Fascinating, if not somewhat reassuring. I found out, IN FACT, from a doctor, for the first time a few days ago during a physical, that I too have three testicles. Strangely enough, my situation is exactly like yours. The third shares the sack with the left testicle and is not fully developed. I however did not have a twin. And I could SWEAR to god that I was not born with three testicles, this one seemed to just branch out of the wood-work.

    I keep making jokes about how I'm tri-testicular and more of a man than anyone here. I am concerned though because I'm getting it checked by a urologist tomorrow as there's a chance an undeveloped abnormality could become cancerous. Have you ever heard of or experienced anything like that, regarding it being life-threatening or cancerous?????????? I would really be curious to know.

    Sincereley, TriGuy :wink:
     
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    It's interesting you post this question - because my father has three testicles.

    When I was fifteen, I was having a mandatory physical when I realized the doctor was spending a little too much time examining my balls. After the physical I heard my mom and the doctor talking about "everything being fine - he has two". When I asked my mom what that was all about - she told me my dad had three testicles and she asked the doctor to check to see if I was "ok".

    I was totally fascinated by this for quite some time - having never really focused on my dad when he was naked. One day, a few years later, he was giving me a lift to school. I ended up getting the courage to ask him if it was true - sure enough -it was. He said it wasn't exactly like three "identical" testicles - more like three balls with one slightly smaller than the other two. That seemed to be good enough for me - I didn't ask to see proof.

    He did, however, tell me that in college he would make bets that "he had more balls than anyone in the room" and he made some quick cash. You have to wonder how drunk (or curious) someone would have to be to make that kind of bet!
     
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    I had sex with a guy with 3, they were all the same size and rather large. He had a huge bulge. He said they all worked just fine, he had a healthy load but not huge. It was sort of cool feeling them all rolling around down there.
     
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    Triorchidism is a rare condition, at least according to the standard literature, with just 9 cases attested during medical examinations of British recruits to the armed forces throughout the duration of World War Two, and only around 100 cases attested worldwide up to the year 2001 in total. I suspect that there are simply a good number of cases that go unrecorded, however, as a consequence of numerous factors: the lack of medical problems associated with the condition in the vast majority of cases, meaning that a doctor is never approached; the presence of the third testicle most commonly in a non-distended, partially-distended or vestigial form, so that even the subject may be unaware of their triorchidism; the embarrassment that some may suffer leading them not to approach their doctor about this condition; and also, the reluctance of many doctors, even now, to report or write-up sexual and/or genital conditions. Having said this, triorchidism is surely not commonplace.

    Some further reading:
    http://www.gehealthcare.com/inen/rad/us/technology/msupoly.html
    http://medind.nic.in/jae/t01/i1/jaet01i1p37.pdf

    Although the phrase is used as a joke above (albeit in a post from 2002), there actually was a low-budget porn movie made in 1983 titled ET: The Extra Testicle and comprising footage lensed by directors Angelo Virgona, Adrian Cohen and Mark Davies. I suspect the name was merely hype and that the feature was probably an assemblage of unused footage from other projects that was cobbled together as a quick cash-in on ET. Unfortunately, no living soul I've encountered ever seems to have seen this movie, which had scant distribution in Los Angeles and New York adult theaters at the time.

    EDIT: I still hate typos.
     
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    Gore Vidal writes the same thing in his autobiography Palimpsest. His father, Eugene Vidale, one-time head of the Federal Department of Aviation, would win such bets when he was in the army.

    Handy source of drinking money, I suspect.
     
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    First off, Bigsam, I am so sorry for your families' loss of your twin brother, and especially for your loss, as it must be sad to have never known such a connected soul and ponder what your life would be like had he lived.

    Guest Balls: This thread caught my eye, since there seemed to be such skepticism about it. I have a small third nipple below my left pectoral, this is quite common, but was a source of playground ridicule for me as a kid, as you can imagine. So, I believe anything is possible about human triplicates. I tried to post a story about my 2 meatings with a delightful man with 3 big balls. Alas, when I Submitted it, off it went into the wild blue yonder. I'll try it again when I've rewritten it. And experiment with submitting this one.

    In the mean time Bigsam, I do not understand this statement:

    bigsam: {However I have three testicles.}
    {I got one from my twin. He unfortunately passed away at birth.}

    My question is then, what do you mean by saying you "got" one from your brother? I don't understand how that could be possible without, in some way, being conjoined at the scrotum at birth. Were you? Or do you mean that he was born with only one? Therefore, considering your third one to be a missing part of his body? Or more in a mystical sense? - Thanks, Steve
     
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    Holy smokes, LPSG is not only fun and sometimes, ahem, mesmerizing, it turns out for this Newbie, to be edifying as well. See Mom, I learned a new word in school today: Triorchidism! Okay Mom, leave the room...you can't read this. Shoo...

    This is a true story, pals. I had an interesting experience with a devilish man in Tacoma, Washington; a somewhat skanky, polluted, meth-lab-ridden city that can, otherwise, be a cockhound's goldmine... as it is a major port on bustling Puget Sound, surrounded by three military bases, an Indian reservation and only a 45 minute drive south of boom town Seattle. Ship Ahoy!

    The man in question and I, quickly made what, in polite society could be called inappropriate introductions. Thankfully, we were not in polite society. It was a pleasantly, piss-smelling, damp little cottage in a secluded park, on a quiet, rainy, weekday afternoon. Very romantic. And the cops were all downtown at the donut shop, as usual! As we, gropingly, got to know each other, Levi's flying open, (my favorite sound), I was startled, I looked down, then into his eyes, and he said, simply, "Yep".

    (Ahh... I don't know about you, but, I find monosyllabic men sexy, even endearing... something left over from the couple of years of my delinquent youth, spent working on the docks as a longshoreman, I suppose. Today, I am finding that this Love that dare not speak a complete sentence, is being rekindled in me on LPSG Chat.)

    Well, aside from having a much larger than average, plum-headed Johnson, this roughly, handsome, stocky gentleman did indeed have three balls. Large ones at that. One noticeably larger than the other two, packed in a leathery, hairless scrotum. Intriguing, as opposed to grotesque, to me. Not being a doctor, I did not ask him to cough or anything, nor did I ask questions that, for him, and therefore, for both of us, might ruin the moment, but, I sure did some thorough investigating. Luckily, we remained uninterrupted for our enjoyable get-together.

    I wouldn't know if one of them were vestigial or not, it hadn't crossed my mind that there was a problem, but, all three were firm, separate units. As a big fan of big balls, as well as large cocks, I had hit Paydirt! Eureka! The Holy Trinity!

    I couldn't care less if all three balls were functional. I can, however, attest to the fact, that after a satisfying amount of time for both of us, he shot a wad that gives excellent meaning to the word "load". A good time was had by all...

    Except, perhaps, the janitor.

    About a year later, in an equallly romantic spot, we had another encounter. This time we talked. Turns out he was quite proud of his third nut and thrilled by the attention it brought him. He wants to donate them to the University of Washington when he dies. So Civic-minded!

    He did not, however, bend on his knee and propose marriage. Oh, well. Can't remember his name anyway...

    To the lucky few here: You are not alone. Come out, come out where ever you are! I think you will be delighted to find that you will attract any number of eager beavers who will gladly glom onto your nutsack like there's no tomorrow, and be very happy they are juggling with a complete set of three balls, instead of two. Guys, I would not be surprised to find out that a larger than imagined percentage of boys are born with three testicles. Another fact of human life hidden away by religion-induced childhood shame or the surgeons' knife and the World Order's obsession with normalcy. (Don't get me started on that!)

    Gentlemen, I salute you! Please form a Club so that I might attend your first convention. Heck, I'll design the invites and fliers, pro bono. Don't worry, I'll mop the floor, as well...

    -Steve
     
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    I left one crucial tidbit out of the above story. On the occurrence of of our second honeymoon, I asked the Three Balled Man what he did for a living.
    He is a Doctor!
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    Now, not to embarass any polyorchidists reading this, I hope you are proud of your extras, but, surely, there must be some great Limericks on the subject. Any contributions out there? Here's an attempt:


    I once met a man from Tacoma
    With a delightful, though, musky aroma
    Watching him take a pee
    And much to my glee
    He was bouncing, not two balls, but three!

    Cheers! -Roadster Steve
     
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    Roadster Steve: What a great story...I nearly cried (well there were leaking bodily fluids)!

    Your avatar is amazing :bigeyes2: !
     
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