Through the gate or over the fence?

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  1. D_mbmbnqtv

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    Hey guys,

    I got the idea for this question after watching an episode of Curb your Enthusiasm. I was wondering what do you guys do when you have to urinate, go through the flys, or take pants and underwear down.

    Personally I used to always take both down to take a piss, but lately, I have found it a little more convenient and efficient to open the two (or more) flys and whip it out.

    So what is it, through the gate or over the fence?

    (I apologize in advance if this thread already exists, but hadn't found it in a brief search)
     
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    zipper open, underwear pulled down

    zipper open out we go (commando)

    pants and underwear down

    pants down and out we go (commando again)

    i like to consider myself very flexible and open minded when it come to taking a piss

    sometimes with shorts, i just lift the leg fabric and snake it out because i can stretch quite a bit (i'm a grower not a shower!!)
     
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    When I wear gym shorts, I always lift the leg of the shorts up, aim, and fire. I wear boxers, so it's really easy. Pants with a zipper and fly? Unzip, reach through the fly of the pants and boxers, aim, and fire. If I'm wearing track pants or sweatpants, I just pull both of the waistbands down and let it rip.
     
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    In dress pants, zipper down, but dick goes above underwear wasteband. (I have only 1 or two pairs that have a fly).

    In more casual attire, usually undoe the waist and then pull zipper down, or just pull pants down as well as underwear in one operation to let penis hang, I piss with hands holding the pants/underwear down instead of hand holding penis.
     
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    I use the flys - that's what they're there for.
     
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    really depends on how bad I have to pee...If I have to go >NOW< shove it all down for easy access, depends on how far down the leg I am some boxers you can up 'under' and go...
     
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    In jeans or similar pants, unzip and then over the top of the underwear. In gym shorts, pull everything down.
     
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    I usually wear briefs w/a fly...but, lower the waistband, lift it out and pee. Don't use the 'gate' (lol), just easier to free willy...same w/non-fly underwear. (don't do boxers, see "commando" in posts, I'm a grower, and the freeballing effect makes me, um, too much for real life living.. Blessings to All
     
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    Depends on how bad I have to pee, but generally through the fly.
     
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    I use to go through the fly of my boxers and jeans, but no i just pull them all down. i only use the fly to get myself... "warmed up"
     
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    Through the gate here.

    Never heard it put that way, but I like it!
     
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    Unbutton jeans, unzip and then over the top of the underwear
     
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    unzip and pull underwear down... usually pull my cock and balls both out for a bit of a breather, especially if its a briefs day!
     
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    "over the fence" always

    the fly is for "playtime" only
     
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    I only wear 501 Buttonflys.....so with that being said, undo the buttons, and out with it....oh yeah, I don't own underwear.
     
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    Over the fence.
     
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    Briefs=over the fence

    Boxers=out of the gate
     
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    Over the fence most of the time
     
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    Over the fence
     
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    If I have zipper flies on my trousers/shorts, I'll undo them, but if I've got button flies you kinda have to undo the whole lot really. Either way, I just pull the front of my underpants down. I don't see any point in faffing around by pulling it out the front of them.
     
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