Tie goes to the winner?

[EllieP]

I'm not going to judge somebody's penis length because of their necktie. I already do it by the size of their truck.

When I see a pickup truck with 42" tires belching black smoke roaring past me I always roll down my window and shout "Sorry about your dick!"

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I'm not going to judge somebody's penis length because of their necktie. I already do it by the size of their truck.

When I see a pickup truck with 42" tires belching black smoke roaring past me I always roll down my window and shout "Sorry about your dick!"

Tis a myth. My guy is large, and he loves huge trucks with huge tires. He's not into the smoke though... He just likes off-roading. It's a fav hobby of ours.

He doesn't drive around town on his super lifted truck though. It's really just for going places the weaker vehicles can't handle.

Oh well fuck... There I go setting myself up for a riDICKulous joke/comment about how bigger is better and can do more blah blah... Not in every case fellas

 

[chicagosam]

I feel like my tie is getting rumpled and I need to go dry clean it.

 

[EllieP]

Tis a myth. My guy is large, and he loves huge trucks with huge tires. He's not into the smoke though... He just likes off-roading. It's a fav hobby of ours.

He doesn't drive around town on his super lifted truck though. It's really just for going places the weaker vehicles can't handle.

Oh well fuck... There I go setting myself up for a riDICKulous joke/comment about how bigger is better and can do more blah blah... Not in every case fellas

As always there are exceptions to the rule.

My husband used to drive this incredibly small Toyota pickup. He said he was compensating for his big weenie.

 

[thirteenbyseven]

As always there are exceptions to the rule.

My husband used to drive this incredibly small Toyota pickup. He said he was compensating for his big weenie.

Yes Ellie, but the neck on Cap's bass guitar is very phallic-- and symbolic of his size.

By this rationale I should have an inverted penis. I have a Corvette Zo6 in SoCal and a Camaro SS in Florida which I'm attempting to magically transform into a 650 hp Camaro Zl1 if the local Chevrolet dealership in Tampa doesn't rip me off.

 

[BetterFuture]

Did Wally put you up to this?

I know @MickeyLee! I scrolled up to see if Wally started this thread...

 

[MickeyLee]

On the topic of the length, you got to wonder what Tiny-Fingers Trump is compensating for.

 

[MickeyLee]

I know @MickeyLee! I scrolled up to see if Wally started this thread...

You know Wally is pissed he didn't think of it first.

 

[twoton]

Tis a myth. My guy is large, and he loves huge trucks with huge tires..

. It's really just for going places the weaker vehicles can't handle.

That’s what she said! HA HA HA HA HA.

 

[twoton]

What would bow ties mean? Bolo ties? Cravats?

 

[EllieP]

Yes Ellie, but the neck on Cap's bass guitar is very phallic-- and symbolic of his size.

By this rationale I should have an inverted penis. I have a Corvette Zo6 in SoCal and a Camaro SS in Florida which I'm attempting to magically transform into a 650 hp Camaro Zl1 if the local Chevrolet dealership in Tampa doesn't rip me off.

Yeah, but what if his old 1952 bass has a weak neck and sits on a stand and never played? I would to find some little snazzy mandolin with a whole bunch of strings playing bluegrass!

 

[Strokingwood4u]

I have large tires but only average dick. No black smoke, maybe that's the diiference.
But seriously, the publicly displayed (cock-o-meter) neck tie would not work. People would be buying ties that don' fit. Look on here for example, how many exaggerated 9 and 10 inch cocks there are..

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Yeah, but what if his old 1952 bass has a weak neck and sits on a stand and never played? I would to find some little snazzy mandolin with a whole bunch of strings playing bluegrass!

Aw stick with the super-stretch phallic model. But a snazzy little mandolin in the upper register sounds great in this song:

 

[EllieP]

Aw stick with the super-stretch phallic model. But a snazzy little mandolin in the upper register sounds great in this song:

You had to pick Shania, of all the singers. Long story there.

 

[chicagosam]

What would bow ties mean?

Like a penis, only smaller.

Bolo ties

Pencil dick.

Cravats?

Uncircumcised.

 

[halcyondays]

I like a good tie. It can make or break a suit. But ties are symbols of servitude and I can't help feeling that all men everywhere should burn their ties in protest the way women burned bras in the 60s & 70s.

Ties have always felt like a noose around my neck. What a torturous bit of cloth...

Rage against the machine!

 

[SamSpain]

I like a good tie. It can make or break a suit. But ties are symbols of servitude and I can't help feeling that all men everywhere should burn their ties in protest the way women burned bras in the 60s & 70s.

Ties have always felt like a noose around my neck. What a torturous bit of cloth...

Rage against the machine!

Totally agree. Never wear a tie anymore after being forced to wear one for so long at school etc

 

[EllieP]

Here in Florida we can always spot a businessman from out of town because they wear a tie. I always warn them to remove the tie before they talk to my contractors. The necktie has become a symbol of separation around here.

I've actually had this discussion in a group once where I said that I thought ties looked distinguished, but they're so rare around here. I was told that someone wearing a necktie is not here to listen but to preach. In other words, they had the feeling that the necktie wearer was only here to sell something but never bother to listen to problems to offer real solutions.