You make a good point HM but I don't think I'd agree with you entirely. What you describe as clinical I think of as unaffected candour. It's true that he doesn't give out that overtly "come f**ck me now" look which is considered to be sexy in most porn. But the fact that he seems so comfortably proud and his big dick and is willing to show himself off make the pics pretty alluring in my mind.
I wonder when they were taken. Obviously after the ITV doco which gave him his well-deserved notoriety. But I wonder if they predate the controversy over this doco which erupted at Sandbach RUFC, and on account of which he was prepared to resign his captaincy? If they were taken after this controversy, I'd like to know what reception they're getting at the club now. Presumably, since they feature Oakes in his personal capacity, they cannot be taken to bring the game of rubgy into disrepute, as the behaviour of the team in the orginal doco was judged to. But I can't imagin the administration would be too happy with him. Ally Burton, on the other hand, is probably stoked; it would be particularly fascinating to know of his reaction to the pics!
So if Tim Oakes, or Ally Burton, are crusing around cyberspace and happen to come across this site, tell us the goss. Better still, sign up and become members!!