Time On The Toilet

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Fellow gents, are you one that cherishes time on the toilet when doody calls as alone time to relax, ponder the universe and read a book or are you like me where sprint in, drop undies, push one out, wipe and leave in a span of 5 minutes?
 
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Sometimes I have brought my Switch in there and played while on the throne and before I knew it my legs and ass were falling asleep because I was busy playing the game.

Then, finishing up while you've got pins and needles in your lower extremities is a mite awkward. :D
 

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Sometimes I have brought my Switch in there and played while on the throne and before I knew it my legs and ass were falling asleep because I was busy playing the game.

Then, finishing up while you've got pins and needles in your lower extremities is a mite awkward. :D
Done the same thing watching porn when wife is home. She says you ok?
 

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Fellow gents, are you one that cherishes time on the toilet when doody calls as alone time to relax, ponder the universe and read a book or are you like me where sprint in, drop undies, push one out, wipe and leave in a span of 5 minutes?
five minutes man, gosh, that's taking your time!
 
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Best place to catch up on my reading (old fashioned books thank you very much).

In fact it truly is the last bastion of uninterrupted "me time" I have in my life where no one, even the wife, dares to enter (I wonder why?).

Ok, the cats still won't respect my space sometimes (like I bother them when they're in their box?), but nothing's perfect.
 

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I take my time---I either read, or watch TV. Yes, I put a TV in the bathroom because I hated missing Football back when I was into football...now I put the TV on just to continue watching whatever I was watching. Sometimes bring technology too. I often light incense too-- I can do the fast track also, but what is the rush.... There have been studies that men/fathers take a long time in the bathroom--seems to be a universal activity.
 
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Never been one to spend time on the toilet myself, just do my business and that's it.
The other side of the coin I have an old friend who would spend easily an hour in there back in the day, I'm talking mid late 90's and haven't seen him since the early noughties. When at home he'd even carry an old portable tube tv in there with him, used to drive me nuts when I was waiting for the dude.
 
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I'm no longer a spring chicken; actually approaching nugget status. Sometimes things don't progress at the same pace as before. I don't enjoy time on the toilet, it's not exactly a comfortable seat, but I'll take the time required to complete the task. Some days that's a 3-minute pop song, other days it's a full sitcom episode.
 
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I usually take my time, in that I wouldn't rush the process. I'll take as much time as my body needs then clean up and leave. Granted if I ever grab my phone and take it with me I tend to loiter, but I've been trying no to do this.
 
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