Time to say GOOD BYE, THANKS..and I am a new DAD

[D_season 5]

u guys are a riot...who ever suggested I'm feeding my twins milk from the milkman? good night Irene..
i have always had home delivery..i now have it for time saving vs convenience.

I'm so glad I'm not on this site much...all a bunch of pansy ass'd f s that will do anything to attack someone because there life is different then theirs...friggen amazing
amazing how petty you people are...no wonder i never could identify with the gay culture...its completely foreign to me...and I'm thankful that it is...
all over home delivery of dairy products...oh please...never even occurred to me that some fukin fag would think I'm feeding milk from a cow to 7 month babies.
you guys must have uneventful lives to come up with the crap you come up with.
and yet, i feel so sorry for all of you...that ur lives have little purpose...nothing constructive, nothing of a human touch...its all hate, envy, and destroy.
should i feel a burning need to post ever again...i will hire a proof reader, so my ADD mind has complete and full thought out sentences and to lower my standard so that it reaches the least of you.
u guys are fuckin amazing...a new low for LPSG members

 

[snoozan]

A friend PM'd me and pointed out this thread where he did use that phrase. Mindseye pretty much debunked him.

He also said Obama went by "Barry Santorum." Where did that come from?

 

[joyboytoy79]

Dude! Where do you find the time to compose all of these fantastical stories with two needy little babies to take care of? I thought you said - about two weeks ago - that you were leaving us forever. I mean, you're an honest guy. If you say you're leaving, you best keep your word. Otherwise, I'm going to have a hard time believing a single word you've written.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Here is a PM that I got from 11inchcok.
It seems as though he protesteth just a little too much...

[quote11inchcok]
i want to thank you...its been some time since i have had the opportunity to be so highly embarrassed for some one as i am for you...

did you re read your tone? do u strive to be the leader of how to hate and hate well?
you are the jury now of what goes...? and my hand is over 6 inches...for the record.

for the record.

all of u who just love to find fault with my writing, my wording and whatever else you can cum up with...i realize its ALL CORRECT...all u do, say and act upon and react to...it is ALL CORRECT...


GIVEN THE WAY YOU PROCESS...i reject your processing...for the outcome is not correct for me...which is my right...GIVEN THE WAY I PROCESS...
and if you can't live with this...then check into your soul, your character, and your conscience, perhaps you will find where and when you lost it...
[/quote]

 

[invisibleman]

Hi...while i haven't been on the site terrible long...and while most of my experience on here has been.......well...lets let that go....

some things have taken place in my life that have now permanently altered my life.
I have a pic in my gallery where i took a pic of my breeder after i left a sperm bank.
A long time girl friend and her husband were not able to have children. they both asked me as a couple if i would donate my sperm for them.
i agreed. and i made legal provisions in case if something happened to them that i would have full custody of my bio child or children.

she gave birth last August to identical twin boys...we named them Q and Race....
3 weeks ago..I gained full custody of my twin boys...there had been a fatal auto accident and my sons lost their mom and the man that they would of known as dad.
I have full custody of my sons now. I posted their pics in a moment of excitement to show my friends on here my two sons...they are identical, and I'm still having some issues in discerning who is who, but i think i will get it.
as most of u know, i was planning to retire at the end of Jan 09...the election was too predictable for me...and i see i was correct in moving money out of this country...and for the record...i still stand by my prediction March 09 will begin the depression of this country...
anyway...i did retire and apparently...just in time...i had 2 weeks of golf and time with my partner of 5 yrs...and then the accident...
so..i must leave the LPSG..i don't have time for anything any more...
I have hired a live in nanny...she is 54 and a recent widow...
i have a diaper service i have a milk man a cleaning lady...all to help me out with the rearing of my two sons.
i am a hands on dad...Emma helps out with cooking, house stuff and helping me with the feeding of the boys and stuff...
i bring them to the gym..they just started swim classes...and i don't take my eyes off them while the swim teacher is with one of them...i hold the other..
i bring them home...and go back to the gym while they nap and emma is there to tend to them should they start to cry or need something.
I'm learning this as i go...I'm learning from my partner and of course, im learning from the best people i know on earth..my parents..my dad...my mom..they will be spending some time with me in a week or so...and they will get to know the boys...they do want me to move back to Chicago subs where i am from..but...im not ready for anymore change at the moment. i have had enuf change to hold me for sometime...

for those of u guys who are thinking to donate ur sperm to have a child...get good legal counsel...make sure u have plenty of set aside reserves...you won't be working...

home delivery for milk has long ago made a comeback...its called recycling...glass vs plastic..dahh...its a no brainer...and yeah, its a bit more expensive...so friggen what..

diaper service...the same..its recycling...and yeah it cost a bit more...and so what?
i worked hard, made tons of money...saved most of it...and now that I'm 40..i was debating the point as to whether i should keep working...i decided to hang up the shingle. and, as i look back, my decision to retire was Divinely inspired...for the day after i retired...my friends were killed in an auto accident.

my decision to retire was nothing new to many on the site, for i had been thinking about it before Barry took over the White House...and that clearly was Divine Inspiration to pull out of the market before the election...all u frig gen saps who voted for all his far left crap, if ur working, i can't imagine ur happy...if for the only reason your 401K is now less then 60% of what it was last June..unless u had the smarts to insure your 401K...and if u were that smart, you wouldn't have voted for him in the first place...

given all the crap since Barry took office, I'm relatively happy...concerned YES...but the Dem's have so over reached...they loose power in 2010...in time to cut Barry at his knees...

ahhh....why do i call him Barry? as kids of rich parents and grandparents..Barry and I went to the same Prep school in Honolulu...Punahou...and yes, its very expensive and yes...his grandmother paid for it all...she was Pres of Bank of Hawaii...and lived in one of the 3 exclusive areas in Honolulu...called Makiki...behind Waikiki...i lived in Kahala, behind Diamond Head, on Kahala Ave the odd numbered side of the street, the ocean side...and yeah, we had home delivery of milk...and diapers...

as far as cutting u a check? call Barry...c/o 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, DC 20020

how sad it is to read that you have no clue on what you can do with your own life and success in this country...and u need not be wealthy to get started...ask, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, any major sports athlete, etc..its based on talent, how hard you want to work to skill your craft, talent....and why those of us who have worked for what we have, why in the hell should we be paying for some idiot who doesn't read a real estate contract, why would we pay for his mortgage? he is still gonna fail for he has not the income to maintain a home and the payments...
all of this then, can be placed at the door step of our fellow fag, Barney Frank, the dancing queen and Mr slick, sen. Dodd of Ct.

u guys are a riot...who ever suggested I'm feeding my twins milk from the milkman? good night Irene..
i have always had home delivery..i now have it for time saving vs convenience.

I'm so glad I'm not on this site much...all a bunch of pansy ass'd f s that will do anything to attack someone because there life is different then theirs...friggen amazing
amazing how petty you people are...no wonder i never could identify with the gay culture...its completely foreign to me...and I'm thankful that it is...
all over home delivery of dairy products...oh please...never even occurred to me that some fukin fag would think I'm feeding milk from a cow to 7 month babies.
you guys must have uneventful lives to come up with the crap you come up with.
and yet, i feel so sorry for all of you...that ur lives have little purpose...nothing constructive, nothing of a human touch...its all hate, envy, and destroy.
should i feel a burning need to post ever again...i will hire a proof reader, so my ADD mind has complete and full thought out sentences and to lower my standard so that it reaches the least of you.
u guys are fuckin amazing...a new low for LPSG members

Politically, I don't believe that this economy is Barack Obama's fault. And I think that it is something for you to come on and make a friggin' thread about leaving LPSG because of newly fatherhood duties and then get "bourgeous" on people talking about "I am glad that I invested my money in other countries", "I predict that March there will be a recession", and "I worked hard and am a success. Phooey on you beyotches that have worked hard and failed."

 

[nudeyorker]

Sometimes it's best to take the high road and you find water!

The Punahou Spring
A Tale from Hawaii
from Woody Fern, as retold by Caroline Curtis

There was a dry time in Oahu. No rain fell, streams dried, and many springs ceased to flow. It was a hungry time, for gardens too were dry.

In Manoa Valley at the foot of Rocky Hill lived an old couple. This dry time was very hard for these old folks. Mukaka, the husband, must walk far up the valley to get ti roots and ferns for food. Kealoha, his wife, must walk each day to Kamo 'ili'ili where a spring still flowed. There she must fill her water gourds and carry them up the long rough trail back to her home.

One day the way seemed longer and harder than ever. Kealoha rested on a rock. "I can't carry the water all that way." But then she thought, "I must! We must have water." She rose and lifted her carrying pole. Wind swept about her, filling her eyes with dust. It almost blew her off her feet, yet she struggled on.

When she reached home she found Mukaka there before her preparing food. But Kealoha was too tired to eat. She lay upon her mats and cried with weariness. At last she slept and dreamed. In her dream a man stood beside her mats. "Why do you cry?" he asked her. "Because I am so weary, " she replied. "Each day I walk to Kamo 'ili 'ili and fill my water gourds. The trail is hot, dusty, and long. I am too tired!"

"You need not go again," answered the man. "Close to your home, under the hala tree, there is a spring. There fill your gourds." The man was gone.

 

[invisibleman]

Sometimes it's best to take the high road and you find water!

He doesn't NEED Hawaiian spring water. He HAS milk delivery and a nanny to pick up his fuggin' EVIAN.

 

[prepstudinsc]

I think you should hire Matt Damon to be your "manny", Invisi.

 

[invisibleman]

I think you should hire Matt Damon to be your "manny", Invisi.

Prep...

<sarcasm> I don't want to hire Matt Damon as my manny anymore. I have a change of heart. I have fallen short of my goals.

All I really wanted in life is to be rich, have twins as my chilluns, have an eleven-inch cock, and listen to GOP talk radio propaganda.</sarcasm>

I am gay, po', "chillun"-less, have a seven-inch penis, and listen to GOP talk radio propaganda.

I got a few "love" PM's from the new poppa. It seems that he feels that I am an idiot yet "amazing". That is so funny, I have that "effect" on many men. :wink:

 

[B_Nick8]

Well, prepstud, 11inch and I have just had this charming communique:

Quote:
Originally Posted by 11INCHCOK
i had no idea your mom is a PA. how great is that?

and what a great idea, to send my story to the PAA....thanks for the reminder.

BTW..
for the record.

all of u who just love to find fault with my writing, my wording and whatever else you can cum up with...i realize its ALL CORRECT...all u do, say and act upon and react to...it is ALL CORRECT...


GIVEN THE WAY YOU PROCESS...i reject your processing...for the outcome is not correct for me...which is my right...GIVEN THE WAY I PROCESS...
and if you can't live with this...then check into your soul, your character, and your conscience, perhaps you will find where and when you lost it...

I never said that my mother is a Punahou Academy alum. She went to Walnut Hill outside of Boston, since girls from Massachusetts, not unlike boys from Chicago such as yourself, are rarely known to go to Hawaii to attend prep school. I simply asked her to pick up the latest issue of The Spring the last time she flew from Kona to Honolulu so I could take a look at your school's newsletter.

While I had no idea that such luminaries as Kelly Preston and Steve Case attended P.A., what I found even more interesting is that you are not shown as ever having matriculated and while membership requirements in the Alumni Association very specifically state that even one semester's attendance entitles you to a listing, your name does not appear. I would address this immediately if I were you, particularly if you intend to submit a personal update and one of such sweeping reveal.

As to the balance of your unsolicited pm, I can honestly but not surprisingly tell you I haven't the slightest idea what you are talking about.

[Signed Nick]

 

[invisibleman]

Well, prepstud, 11inch and I have just had this communique:

Quote:
Originally Posted by 11INCHCOK
i had no idea your mom is a PA. how great is that?

and what a great idea, to send my story to the PAA....thanks for the reminder.

BTW..
for the record.

all of u who just love to find fault with my writing, my wording and whatever else you can cum up with...i realize its ALL CORRECT...all u do, say and act upon and react to...it is ALL CORRECT...


GIVEN THE WAY YOU PROCESS...i reject your processing...for the outcome is not correct for me...which is my right...GIVEN THE WAY I PROCESS...
and if you can't live with this...then check into your soul, your character, and your conscience, perhaps you will find where and when you lost it...

I never said that my mother is a Punahou Academy alum. She went to Walnut Hill outside of Boston, since girls from Massachusetts, not unlike boys from Chicago such as yourself, are rarely known to go to Hawaii to attend prep school. I simply asked her to pick up the latest issue of The Spring the last time she flew from Kona to Honolulu so I could take a look at your school's newsletter.

While I had no idea that such luminaries as Kelly Preston and Steve Case attended P.A., what I found even more interesting is that you are not shown as ever having matriculated and while membership requirements in the Alumni Association very specifically state that even one semester's attendance entitles you to a listing, your name does not appear. I would address this immediately if I were you, particularly if you intend to submit a personal update and one of such sweeping reveal.

As to the balance of your unsolicited pm, I can honestly but not surprisingly tell you I haven't the slightest idea what you are talking about.

He told me that he was going to "reject my processing", too. :frown1:

Welcome to the club.

I thought my force was strong...but I was mistaken.:smile:

<sarcasm>ALL BORG MEMBERS...we MUST ASS-imilate this newbie to our processing.</sarcasm> :tongue:

 

[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

Damn. I seem to be the only guy around this place who didn't receive 11INCHCOK's patented form letter.

 

[B_Nick8]

Damn. I seem to be the only guy around this place who didn't receive 11INCHCOK's patented form letter.

It's actually a chain letter, Will. You have to send it to 10 people within an hour after getting it or else you'll become independently wealthy, retire at 40, marry an NFL star, and serendipitously become the father of twin boys with comic book names and have to quit lpsg. Yours is in the mail.

Oh, and your cock will be HUGE.

 

[invisibleman]

It's actually a chain letter, Will. You have to send it to 10 people within an hour after getting it or else you'll become independently wealthy, retire at 40, marry an NFL star, and serendipitously become the father of twin boys with comic book names and have to quit lpsg. Yours is in the mail.

Oh, and your cock will be HUGE.

I sent mine to twice as many so I can have a TWENNYTWO INCH COK :smile::
1. George W. Bush
2. Ann Coulter
3. Rush Limbaugh
4. Michael Savage
5. Glenn Beck
6. Dr. Laura Schlessinger
7. Sean Hannity
8. Sarah Palin
9. John McCain
10. Dick Cheney
11. Anita Bryant
12. Fred Phelps
13. Ted Haggard
14. Mitt Romney
15. Ann Romney
16. My gym teacher in eighth grade.
17. My ex boss.
18. Barney the Dinosaur.
19. That GEICO gecko.
20. Simon Cowell.

 

[D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse]

Nick8: It's actually a chain letter, Will. You have to send it to 10 people within an hour after getting it or else you'll become independently wealthy, retire at 40, marry an NFL star, and serendipitously become the father of twin boys with comic book names and have to quit lpsg. Yours is in the mail.



Nick, you don't mean quit lpsg. You mean "quit" lpsg.

Apparently, the grammar-challenged ('u", "dood") corporate tax attorney has found a bit of time here and there to post 4 dozens comments after his farewell thread... in between those diaper changings.


This is funny. Here's a comment from 5 days ago on a "pornstar" thread...

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11INCHCOK: "...had a one nighter with Michael Brandon a few years ago in Chicago at IML, he is an amazing kisser...along with his other amazing body parts

other then that, i sleep with a famous man every couple of nights...and going on our 6th year...
the famous, sleep just like you and i...they cuddle, kiss, fuck and all the other bodily functions that you and i all do...i seem to get NFL players...don't know how it happens, but i had two other NFL guys while in law school...one now is an idiot on CNBC...bald and a bad pony tail...and talk and talks..and never says anything...
the other Chicago Bear guy, is still a classy guy...ran into him at the airport last Thursday, we walked by each other...and he stopped to chat...and it was difficult not thinking of the great sex we had a long time ago."


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I learn so much here at lpsg. Those famous NFL players sleep just like you & I! They cuddle and kiss and go to the bathroom...

 

[invisibleman]

This is funny. Here's a comment from 5 days ago on a "pornstar" thread...

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11INCHCOK: "...had a one nighter with Michael Brandon a few years ago in Chicago at IML, he is an amazing kisser...along with his other amazing body parts

other then that, i sleep with a famous man every couple of nights...and going on our 6th year...
the famous, sleep just like you and i...they cuddle, kiss, fuck and all the other bodily functions that you and i all do...i seem to get NFL players...don't know how it happens, but i had two other NFL guys while in law school...one now is an idiot on CNBC...bald and a bad pony tail...and talk and talks..and never says anything...
the other Chicago Bear guy, is still a classy guy...ran into him at the airport last Thursday, we walked by each other...and he stopped to chat...and it was difficult not thinking of the great sex we had a long time ago."

I reject 11 INCH COK's processing because he is full o' "BULLSH-idiocy". Kissing a FLESHLIGHT with a mouf attachment and falling asleep to a MONSTER BANG vid doesn't constitute a one-nighter with Michael Brandon.

And what is this obsession with the NFL football players and celebrities?...but really--that bourgeois that needed to retire from watching ESPN and Entertainment Tonight.

 

[yngjock20]

Wow. I just don't understand the fact that there's got to be so much lying and fakery? It's just a fucking forum. No need to create an entire life filled with fantasy and guest appearances. It's just random and unnecessary.

He could've been a legend on here just with the dick pics, but instead he decides to open his shithole and let the diarhea of nonsense pour out.

 

[D_Diesel Oyl]

ah, life on the forum

 

[B_Nick8]

Wow. I just don't understand the fact that there's got to be so much lying and fakery? It's just a fucking forum. No need to create an entire life filled with fantasy and guest appearances. It's just random and unnecessary.

He could've been a legend on here just with the dick pics, but instead he decides to open his shithole and let the diarhea of nonsense pour out.

FYI, yngjock, this is the third, wildly different gallery that's been posted.

 

[vince]

"anyway...i did retire and apparently...just in time...i had 2 weeks of golf and time with my partner of 5 yrs...and then the accident..."

"...i decided to hang up the shingle. and, as i look back, my decision to retire was Divinely inspired...for the day after i retired...my friends were killed in an auto accident."
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I think that anyone who had gone through an event like this would be able to remember from day to day whether it occurred two weeks after, or one day after, they had retired from their law practice.

Maybe "Eric" has an 11 inch cok?