tiny, small, Average, big, huge, Oh my God, that will never fit!!!!

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[/quote]eg I'm sure a 4'11" waif of a girl, with the tiniest of hands and feet of an elven goddess would shit herself at the sight of a thick 6" penis.[/quote]

I once shagged such a waif! It was such a turn on, I was 7.5" long and my dick seemed huge next to her, she was so tight! but she took it all!!!
 

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IanTheTall said:
I'm trying to figure out the linguistic equivalent to penis sizes, here is stab at it:

peanut
willie
prick
dick
cock
dong
wang
wopper
schlong

Did I get the order right? Which ones did I forget?

Brilliant actually. I think you ought to open your own thread. Penis words do come with imbedded size connotations that are really interesting.

A couple of technical sounding ones to add: organ, which seems childish to me, at about the willie or prick level. Member, which seems like you've joined to adult league, somewhere between a cock and a dong. And, of course, tool, which is imposing and threatening, maybe because it outranks wang.

What is astonishing is that you got the order of your entries right first try...

A guess it takes a poet.
 

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You actually have to have the same number in two ranges to avoid leaving anything out. Example: 5 - 6 then 7 - 8 you've left out everything between 6 and 7. But when you use a number twice you need to indicate which range that exact number fits into Ex: 5 - 6; 6+ - 7. Even if you used a decmial (5 - 6; 6.1 - 7) you'd be leaving out the infinite fractions between 6.0 and 6.1.
 

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fortiesfun said:
Brilliant actually. I think you ought to open your own thread. Penis words do come with imbedded size connotations that are really interesting.

A couple of technical sounding ones to add: organ, which seems childish to me, at about the willie or prick level. Member, which seems like you've joined to adult league, somewhere between a cock and a dong. And, of course, tool, which is imposing and threatening, maybe because it outranks wang.

What is astonishing is that you got the order of your entries right first try...

A guess it takes a poet.
I did take Physics for Poets, at university.
 

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Wonderboy said:
I'm shit at maths but your ranges are wrong. How is a 5" penis both small and average?

Try going up a decimal place or something...make it all even more ridiculous and inconsequential lol.

eg I'm sure a 4'11" waif of a girl, with the tiniest of hands and feet of an elven goddess would shit herself at the sight of a thick 6" penis.

I've had sex with more than one girl who was 4'11". I'm 6'6" and about 9". It worked out fine. I'd even like to hook up with one of my friends from school if she were to ever break up with her boyfriend... and she's only 4'9" or 4'10"... but damn she's hot.
 

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It is intereting you point out about 4'11" girls. My last girlfriend was very petite abd excatly 5'0". I like them that way for some reason. Anyway, she everntually did admit that I wa sjust too big for her to handle.
 

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The best thing about having sex with someone petite is how easy it is to pick them up while fucking and take them from the living room floor to the bed, or what ever point A to B you want.

It's a thrust with each step... :biggrin1:
 

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IanTheTall said:
The best thing about having sex with someone petite is how easy it is to pick them up while fucking and take them from the living room floor to the bed, or what ever point A to B you want.

It's a thrust with each step... :biggrin1:

So true.... A tiny lady, riding u as u walk... definetaly in my top 5 of hot positions.:tongue:
 

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What about larger ladies taller than 6'? Anyone tried one?
Did your mega dong still seem huge next to her?
I haven't been with anyone taller than 5'7" and with her the scale thing was less of a turn on but it is a fantasy to go with an extra tall babe, can anyone recommend it? Do they have pussies that make huge cocks seem average?
 

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dongalong said:
What about larger ladies taller than 6'? Anyone tried one?
Did your mega dong still seem huge next to her?
I haven't been with anyone taller than 5'7" and with her the scale thing was less of a turn on but it is a fantasy to go with an extra tall babe, can anyone recommend it? Do they have pussies that make huge cocks seem average?
My girlfriend says she is 5'11", I dare to say she is easily 5'12", maybe even 5'13". She has issues with anyone actually saying 6'.
Yes, I can highly recommend taller women. Taller women's pussies and asses are just as diverse, in regards to their accommodations, as other women (and men).
 

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IanTheTall said:
I'm trying to figure out the linguistic equivalent to penis sizes, here is stab at it:

peanut
willie
prick
dick
cock
dong
wang
wopper
schlong

Did I get the order right? Which ones did I forget?

Note: I'm not interrested in the numbers/sizes people apply to these term, I took Physics for Poets to meet half of my university science credit. Geology was the other, I didn't know there was more to Geology 101 than digging around in the mud... damn.

i was wondering that too.

what word describes size well? for instance: i believe i have a "wang," a wang is bigger than a cock, but not as big as a dong...

-feel free to join in on this-
 

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IanTheTall said:
I'm trying to figure out the linguistic equivalent to penis sizes, here is stab at it:

peanut
willie
prick
dick
cock
dong
wang
wopper
schlong

In Italian

Pisellino
Pistolino
Pisello
Cazzo
Nerchia
Cazzone
Palo
Sberla

:biggrin1:
 

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In my estimation there are two kinds of big. For the first one, she might chime in when the subject comes up among the girls. With the second, she purposely tells everyone about it the next time there are together. I you are in the second category, you are huge.
 

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rope9839 said:
In my estimation there are two kinds of big. For the first one, she might chime in when the subject comes up among the girls. With the second, she purposely tells everyone about it the next time there are together. I you are in the second category, you are huge.


Ahhh if only it were that easy my friend! I get the latter quite often but I am certainly not HUGE. It depends on what the woman considers huge. I know that most average women would consider me huge, but not if she once dated Mandingo:biggrin1:

OmahaBeef
 

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peanut
willie
prick
dick
cock
dong
wang
wopper
schlong

I wonder if OMFG should be after schlong? Also, where would tool be? What about Pole? Maybe Stick?

And whatever happened to "penis" and "erection"? Its always "My cock is "x" inches long", or something like that? Should those be on the list?

peanut (0 - 0.4
willie (0.5 - 1.4
prick (1.5 - 2.4
stick (2.5 - 4.4
erection (4.5 - 5
dick (5.1 - 6.5
tool (6.6 - 6.9
cock (7.0 - 7.9
dong (8.0 - 8.9
wang (9.0 - 9.5
pole ( 9.6 - 10.4
wopper (10.5-11
schlong (12+

I think that looks good. Adds a couple more catigories! Feel free to add more! Yay! :)
 

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dongalong said:
Is this scale for penis length right in your opinion?

Tiny = 0-3.5"
Small = 3.5-5"
Average = 5-6.5"
Big = 6.5-8.5"
Huge = 8.5-10"
Oh my God, that will never fit!!!! = 10+"

Personally I have made mine grow so I have experienced most sizes, only now at 8.75" does it seem big to my eyes.

Girls told me that it was big at 7.5" but it seemed average to me.

6.5" seemed tiny!

I think that I watch too many films with John Holmes, Mandingo, Lex steele etc

I read (at a Lex steele) web site that he was 14 x 5 1/4. Doesn't that seem
not proportional? From what I've heard women say that would be one of the worst possible configuration . I'm the opposite or the best possible configuration
 

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mfoley said:
peanut
willie
prick
dick
cock
dong
wang
wopper
schlong


schlong (12+

I think that looks good. Adds a couple more catigories! Feel free to add more! Yay! :)

I wonder if OMFG should be after schlong? Also, where would tool be? What about Pole? Maybe Stick?

And whatever happened to "penis" and "erection"? Its always "My cock is "x" inches long", or something like that? Should those be on the list?


So all Jewish men have 12" (because they call them schlongs) except for the putz(s) , sc hmuks. That must be why the Sheyne meydels want tp get schtupped.
by them and goys never Shvitz with them, Oy vey is mir
 

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IanTheTall said:
My girlfriend says she is 5'11", I dare to say she is easily 5'12", maybe even 5'13". She has issues with anyone actually saying 6'.
Yes, I can highly recommend taller women. Taller women's pussies and asses are just as diverse, in regards to their accommodations, as other women (and men).


I had a couple of experence which counterdict the sterotype. I like tall women.
especially they're active lovers. I been with several women taller than me, which would be no problem if they didn't wear high heel shoes that made then much taller . One women was 6'1" with her on top I could feel the end (or botton) pressing down. She like it. I also data a 4'10 women and I felt the end or bottom the same why without complain. Both these women seem to let their body weight press them down on to me then move their hip in a circle and enjoy it.

On the other hand, One tall women I know got poked upon entry and she was on top