Tips for Guessing Dick Size from Bulges

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by maneric, Apr 5, 2011.

  1. maneric

    maneric New Member

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2011
    Messages:
    3
    Likes Received:
    0
    I propose to you three methods of identifying a big dick under underwear... These are my general guidelines when checking people out in locker rooms or clubs..

    1. Check the arc of the bulge.
    Generally speaking, if you're wearing undies correctly and placing your dick down as opposed to up or to the side, you should create a pretty noticeable arc. Depending on how tight your underwear fabric is or how big your balls are, you should have a pretty decent curvature. If your package is pointy, it generally means your shaft is too short and you don't have an adequate round bulge because of the lack of circumference. A round circular arc is ideal, but if the underwear stretches enough, you might get a flatter bulge but your underwear will stretch more vertically

    2. Check for the bulge width
    Indeed if your balls are too big, this could also add to the effect, but generally if your underwear is able to stretch wider, it means you have a thicker cock which is why the fabric is protruding more outwards..

    3. Check side view
    Generally speaking the best way to tell someone's size isn't spot on but on the side because many things can distort the size of the bulge for instance if you're looking straight down or shadows are covering the depth of the bulge... Instead, try looking at the side and see how far the package protrudes. Be warned for brands like Aussie Bum Wonderjock, Cin2, Andrew Christian Briefs which were designed to push the package further forward than it should...
     
  2. maxcok

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2009
    Messages:
    7,392
    Likes Received:
    12
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Elsewhere
    You've obviously made quite a study of this.
     
  3. arthur

    arthur New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2006
    Messages:
    618
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    2
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    London, UK
    Darling...you need to get out...
     
  4. marknyc

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2007
    Messages:
    216
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    453
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    nyc
    i agree you need to get out.... and never forget the best way to tell a man with a large COCK is the confidence and direct power he conveys to you with his eyes..... never fails me!
     
  5. hung

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    May 10, 2004
    Messages:
    2,766
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    51
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    USA
    You must also be a bird watcher.

    Your detailed methods are certainly correct.

    You have a way with words.

    You are herewith commended for this indepth study. Have you copyrighted this theses?
     
  6. cgttown

    cgttown Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2005
    Messages:
    462
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    10
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Tulsa, Oklahoma
    I find a quick grope is also a good way to assess the endowment of a guy through his underwear. It may be less socially acceptable, but it's way more accurate.
     
  7. henry8888

    henry8888 Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2008
    Messages:
    577
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    26
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    uk
    But what if your a grower?
     
  8. rayray

    rayray Active Member

    Joined:
    May 26, 2006
    Messages:
    849
    Likes Received:
    125
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Daytona Beach ,Florida
    Unless a man is wearing his cock like a cucuber down the side of his leg i dont think you really can tell until you get the mans pants off.And if that does not happen i just let my imagination take over..My opinion anyway...
     
  9. BigBulgeMan

    BigBulgeMan Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2004
    Messages:
    314
    Albums:
    2
    Likes Received:
    144
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Lyon, France
    Nice study. Please : illustrate ! :tongue:
     
  10. ericbear

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2002
    Messages:
    1,117
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    238
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Santa Ana (CA, US)
    My experience has been that the size of the bulge, even in a garment like a jock, doesn't always correlate that well with the ultimate cock size. In fact, I can think of two very well endowed individuals that I've often seen at sex parties who show very modest bulges in their undies or little fetish shorts, but produce a jaw-dropping cocks when they haul them out- and not because they are extreme "growers." In both cases, they seem to have a particular way of tucking it (probably for comfort) that made the bulge give little indication of what is really in there.

    Once in a Starbucks, I was asked quite directly by a San Francisco-based porn actor/escort, a big bear of a man known for brutal fucking with a big thick cock, how I always showed so much bulge even in the fairly loose jeans I was wearing. "Mine just disappears to nothing!" he complained about himself.
     
  11. TuckMeUnder

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2008
    Messages:
    101
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    62
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Oregon
    Verified:
    Photo
    For some of us it's not as much comfort as practical necessity.

    My cock isn't thick like the fellow you described, but it's long and slender even at its softest. I used to marvel at how my friends could pull up & zip up without a second thought, while I always had to find somewhere to tuck my dick. Its natural orientation is to point backward between my balls & buttocks, which gives no bulge whatsoever. (But I get double camel-toe in briefs...which probably isn't attractive to most observers.)

    Like the man you met at Starbucks, I've long admired (and puzzled over) the way ordinary guys exhibit a bulge or at least some physical volume. A shorter or thicker cock just seems to pile up in front; even small ones poke out a bit.
     
Draft saved Draft deleted