Tips for Guessing Dick Size from Bulges

[maneric]

I propose to you three methods of identifying a big dick under underwear... These are my general guidelines when checking people out in locker rooms or clubs..

1. Check the arc of the bulge.
Generally speaking, if you're wearing undies correctly and placing your dick down as opposed to up or to the side, you should create a pretty noticeable arc. Depending on how tight your underwear fabric is or how big your balls are, you should have a pretty decent curvature. If your package is pointy, it generally means your shaft is too short and you don't have an adequate round bulge because of the lack of circumference. A round circular arc is ideal, but if the underwear stretches enough, you might get a flatter bulge but your underwear will stretch more vertically

2. Check for the bulge width
Indeed if your balls are too big, this could also add to the effect, but generally if your underwear is able to stretch wider, it means you have a thicker cock which is why the fabric is protruding more outwards..

3. Check side view
Generally speaking the best way to tell someone's size isn't spot on but on the side because many things can distort the size of the bulge for instance if you're looking straight down or shadows are covering the depth of the bulge... Instead, try looking at the side and see how far the package protrudes. Be warned for brands like Aussie Bum Wonderjock, Cin2, Andrew Christian Briefs which were designed to push the package further forward than it should...

 

[maxcok]

You've obviously made quite a study of this.

 

[arthur]

Darling...you need to get out...

 

[marknyc]

i agree you need to get out.... and never forget the best way to tell a man with a large COCK is the confidence and direct power he conveys to you with his eyes..... never fails me!

 

[hung]

You must also be a bird watcher.

Your detailed methods are certainly correct.

You have a way with words.

You are herewith commended for this indepth study. Have you copyrighted this theses?

 

[cgttown]

I find a quick grope is also a good way to assess the endowment of a guy through his underwear. It may be less socially acceptable, but it's way more accurate.

 

[henry8888]

But what if your a grower?

 

[rayray]

Unless a man is wearing his cock like a cucuber down the side of his leg i dont think you really can tell until you get the mans pants off.And if that does not happen i just let my imagination take over..My opinion anyway...

 

[BigBulgeMan]

Nice study. Please : illustrate ! :tongue:

 

[ericbear]

My experience has been that the size of the bulge, even in a garment like a jock, doesn't always correlate that well with the ultimate cock size. In fact, I can think of two very well endowed individuals that I've often seen at sex parties who show very modest bulges in their undies or little fetish shorts, but produce a jaw-dropping cocks when they haul them out- and not because they are extreme "growers." In both cases, they seem to have a particular way of tucking it (probably for comfort) that made the bulge give little indication of what is really in there.

Once in a Starbucks, I was asked quite directly by a San Francisco-based porn actor/escort, a big bear of a man known for brutal fucking with a big thick cock, how I always showed so much bulge even in the fairly loose jeans I was wearing. "Mine just disappears to nothing!" he complained about himself.

 

[TuckMeUnder]

In both cases, they seem to have a particular way of tucking it (probably for comfort) that made the bulge give little indication of what is really in there.

For some of us it's not as much comfort as practical necessity.

My cock isn't thick like the fellow you described, but it's long and slender even at its softest. I used to marvel at how my friends could pull up & zip up without a second thought, while I always had to find somewhere to tuck my dick. Its natural orientation is to point backward between my balls & buttocks, which gives no bulge whatsoever. (But I get double camel-toe in briefs...which probably isn't attractive to most observers.)

Like the man you met at Starbucks, I've long admired (and puzzled over) the way ordinary guys exhibit a bulge or at least some physical volume. A shorter or thicker cock just seems to pile up in front; even small ones poke out a bit.