tired of nonbelievers

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  1. Imported

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    wishitwereshorter: here goes... long time lurker, and i have finally gained the courage to post. why did i need to gain the courage? well i have a member that most people wouldnt believe is real, but after looking around, most of you have accepted htat there are large penises out there, and allot of you are bigger than me :D i personally love having a bigger than average penis. so much in fact that i took up streching and jelqing a while back. ive stopped for now because i have reached what i want, and ive only really had modest gains. i will try to post a pic in the gallery. hopefully your expressions are not what i am expecting. look forward to some interesting conversation here. lates

    P.S. if your wondering why my name is contradictory to my liking whats in my pants, i was attempting sarcasm, but now that i think about it, sarcasm is all but lost on the internet...
     
  2. db03

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    Welcome to the site!
     
  3. D_that's a tall order

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    Curious why you chose the name "wishitwereshorter".
     
  4. Imported

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    wishitwereshorter:
    yea i must have edited my post as you posted that. see i knew sarcasm wasnt worth trying to express on the web... darn
     
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    I'll second that welcome... As for the unbelievers or naysayers as I call them, they seem to have dissappeared for the most part with one of the older forum incarnations. I'll admit that even I might say somethign smeels fishy at times, but not without good reason.

    SO COME CLEAN DAMMIT. ;)
     
  6. Pappy

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    I will not welcome you until you take down MY pic that you have posted in the gallery.
     
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    Why do people keep trying to pass of pics of other people as themselves? This is just about the stupidest place on the net to try that stunt, as this site is packed full of big cock experts who've probably seen almost all the big cock pics that are in circulation. That's without even mentioning that a fair proportion of the owners of the big cocks are represented here.

    I keep plugging away at the big guys here, if you're going to post a pic of yourself hold something with your nickname in the shot. It won't defeat the idiocy but it will help deter opportunist thieves like this guy.

    cheers

    Dillon
     
  8. Freddie53

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    What is so sad is that this is a support group, not a bragging group. I am not hung. I said that from the beginning and not one person has made any negative comment about my dick or questioned what I said about it.

    Before I came to this site, I would have been a little shy to get in the showers with Pappy knowing how hung he is. Now, it wouldn't bother me.

    Each of us are who we are. I have been judged here not by my age, dick size or bald head. I have been judged by what I have had to say and that is the way it should be. I am using the word judge in a postive way meaning that people decide what they think of me and my opinions sololy on what I write. That is the way it should be.

    So, those of you who are faking your dick size, I understand. But you don't have to do that here on this forum. I don't know about anywhere else you might be, but you don't have to do it here. We will accept you just as you are. You don't have to pretend here.
     
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    Ok ive seen this pic all over the place... is it really uyours pappy?
     
  10. Imported

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    wishitwereshorter: post deleted by wishitwereshorter
     
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    wishitwereshorter: haha i got you so good you fuckers. funny thing is, yea its not mine, duh. but its not pappys either. i repeat IT IS NOT PAPPYS. i was just waiting for him to chime in and claim that its his. he always claims that a big cock pic is his. this pis belongs to a guy named trevor, and he is an ameture pornstar. ive met him, talked to him, and seen it on him. PAPPY IS JUST AS MUCH OF A LIAR AS ME!!!!ONE!!!1!!
     
  12. Pecker

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    Of all the pics in all the big dick fora in all the internet, he walks in with Pappy's.

    Guys, let's not give this cretin the satisfaction of an arguement.

    It's time for the LPSG freeze on wishitwereshorter.

    Everybody, please go to your control box and put this twirp on IGNORE.
     
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    I have no doubt Pappy's pics are all over the internet, that's why I tell anyone who is truly huge not to post pics. This asshole didn't "get us fuckers", he just joined the ranks of the pathetically sick. Plonk-o-rama.
     
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    Ok Done.

    And so continues my crusade against fakes!!!
     
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    riiight. you know, as far as I can prove, everyone in this thread could be lying through their teeth. but I think I know who I'm gonna believe. now go away before mom and dad discover you browsing naughty sites on the computer machine.
     
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    Thank GOD that I am not so pathetic as to need to pretend to have SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK to feel better about myself.

    What ever happened to "it ain't what you go, but what you do with it?!"


    *TWO THUMBS WAAAAAAY DOWN*
     
  17. Imported

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    ravenously: I'm just curious as what "Wisconsin shit were shorter" is supposed to mean?
     
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    new rule, you must have more than one pic of your, "massive cock" in order to be somewhat believeable
     
  19. Pecker

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    Popcorn Turkey Dressing

    2 Cups Bread Crumbs
    1 Cup Water
    2 Chopped Onions
    1 Tbsp. Salt
    2 Eggs, beaten
    Pepper to taste
    1 Cup Popcorn (un-popped)
    Sage to taste

    Stuff and roast at 425°.
    Done when popcorn blows ass off turkey.
     
  20. D_Barbi_Queue

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    Broccoli and Chicken Casserole.

    You'll need 2 pounds of boneless, skinless chicken breast.
    Approximately 1.5 pounds of frozen broccoli flowerettes.
    2 cans Campbell's Golden Mushroom soup.
    One pound Velveeta cheese(cut into cubes).
    One 7oz. can of French Fried Onions.

    Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
    Boil chicken in seasoned water(salt, pepper and garlic, fresh or powdered) until done (about 45 minutes). Set aside to cool. Once cool cut into small cubes.

    Combine Broccoli, chicken cubes, mushroom soup and one can of water in a 9 x 13 casserole dish. Spead cheese cubes evenly over the mixture and place in oven. Leave in oven until the soup is bubbly and the cheese is melted. Remove from oven and top with the French fried onions.


    Oh wait....that was stolen from Pappy too! Sorry, dude.

    PS Pecker....I'm gonna try yours at Thanksgiving. Is there a special brand of popcorn that you recommend? :lol:
     
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