tired of nonbelievers

[Dr Rock]

Edible Locusts

24oz marijuana
Large area of woodland
1-2 gullible acquaintances

1. take your dumb friends to the woods and get stoned.
2. when your friends are talking to the squirrels, intervene and inform them about the delicious "edible locust" of the arabian peninsula.
3. point out that crickets look a lot like locusts.
4. observe your idiot buddies squirming through the undergrowth catching crickets and cramming them into their vacuous faces.
5. reserve front-row seats at the local hospital's OR for the show.

 

[Freddie53]

Originally posted by Dr Rock@May 13 2005, 08:56 AM
Edible Locusts

24oz marijuana
Large area of woodland
1-2 gullible acquaintances

1. take your dumb friends to the woods and get stoned.
2. when your friends are talking to the squirrels, intervene and inform them about the delicious "edible locust" of the arabian peninsula.
3. point out that crickets look a lot like locusts.
4. observe your idiot buddies squirming through the undergrowth catching crickets and cramming them into their vacuous faces.
5. reserve front-row seats at the local hospital's OR for the show.

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I suppose the turkey that got his ass blown away will be in the OR too.
TexAssGirl, we will help raise money for your defense in the law suit that Pappy is going to bring for stealing his recipe.

Me I don't have any desire to steal a picture of Pappy's dick. Just let me play with it a while. I want to see it if will still shoot. :evilgrin:

 

[Pappy]

Originally posted by TexAssgirl+May 13 2005, 08:34 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TexAssgirl &#064; May 13 2005, 08:34 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Broccoli and Chicken Casserole.

Oh wait....that was stolen from Pappy too&#33;  Sorry, dude.

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Not a problem TAG, feel free to share with whom ever.

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TexAssGirl, we will help raise money for your defense in the law suit that Pappy is going to bring for stealing his recipe.

Me I don&#39;t have any desire to steal a picture of Pappy&#39;s dick. Just let me play with it a while. I want to see it if will still shoot. :evilgrin:

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Sorry Freddie, no law suit. I posted it in another thread which puts it in public domain.
Freddie, I can assure you that my dick still definitely " SHOOTS "

 

[Jimbo]

Actually the pic currently posted in wishitwereshorter&#39;s gallery is an OBVIOUS fake (just look at the identical, repeating "cut and pasted pattern" midshaft). Why are you claiming this FAKE dic pic as yours, Pappy?

 

[rts8]

thank god im happy with what i have. pappy i feel sorry for you if that is your penis, but it looks fake to me, and ive seen that pic on porn sites too... this entire forum is hilarious for the way people lie and try to defend their obvious lies... god the internet is cool...

 

[willie]

I am beginning to wonder, if this board isn&#39;t just an elaborate hoax, perpetuated by it&#39;s &#39;long standing members&#39;.

From the research I&#39;ve done, 10" x 7" is almost unheard of. (That&#39;s length along the top and girth mid-shaft.) There might be a few people on this board, who really do measure up to that, but nothing like the numbers who claim to.

There are all sorts of fake, stolen, stolen fakes and strange perspective photos, but I&#39;m losing my faith, that the actual phallic gods exist.

 

[Lex]

This board is not hoax Willie. There is an actual member here that is 10x7. he ws kind enough to share his pics with me-its real alright. rare? yes. But is does exist. There are other members who I know to be true. We all know there are pretenders here. I choose to ignore them.

And no, I don&#39;t think you should have to "Show and Tell" in order to be considered "certified."

 

[13788]

ravenously: I agree w/ lex. I don&#39;t post pics because the last time I did, I was constently e-mailed by gay guys wanting to "hook up" w/ me. It just wasn&#39;t worth the hassle.

 

[musc069]

Originally posted by Jimbo@May 13 2005, 05:00 PM
Actually the pic currently posted in wishitwereshorter&#39;s gallery is an OBVIOUS fake (just look at the identical, repeating "cut and pasted pattern" midshaft). Why are you claiming this FAKE dic pic as yours, Pappy?

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As that was my thought completely when I saw the pic, I&#39;m still waiting for an answer from pappy. Why claim a fake as your own?

 

[Pappy]

Actually the one posted has been altered. Here is the original.

Edit: I took the picture down. If you missed it, that&#39;s just too fucking bad&#33;&#33;

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Originally posted by Pecker@May 12 2005, 08:07 PM
Of all the pics in all the big dick fora in all the internet, he walks in with Pappy&#39;s.

Guys, let&#39;s not give this cretin the satisfaction of an arguement.

It&#39;s time for the LPSG freeze on wishitwereshorter.

Everybody, please go to your control box and put this twirp on IGNORE.

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Done.

 

[Onslow]

Originally posted by musc069@May 14 2005, 09:40 PM
As that was my thought completely when I saw the pic, I&#39;m still waiting for an answer from pappy.  Why claim a fake as your own?

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a few possibilities here--maybe Pappy was trying to display some humor. Maybe it really is his and there isn&#39;t anything fake about it and he will not respond since you have now insulted him. Have any of the people here met the man known as Pappy in person? If you haven&#39;t met him then how do you know for sure whether or not it is a photo of himself? Keep in mind as well that photographs are not always good. depending on the camera, the angle of the shot, the lighting etc., a picture can be dreadful or stunning. One thing that I can tell from all of this is that displaying photos will lead to nothing but heartache and controversy. I suppose now you&#39;ll doubt that this is me writing this

 

[madame_zora]

Pappy, you&#39;ve been here forever and I&#39;ve seen at least six or more guys join this site not knowing you&#39;re here and post YOUR DICK and claim it as theirs. Those of us who have been around know the truth about these frauds and the rest will either catch on, or fuck &#39;em, yanno? You shouldn&#39;t have to repost your pics for more noobs to steal just to placate anyone.

I see pics of your dick all over the web, I&#39;m sure you&#39;re aware of that. I now know it well enough to recognise, and even know which ones have been altered. Sorry you have to put up with this shit, man. For any of the lurker wannabe&#39;s- get some new jokes.

 

[Pappy]

Jana, I appreciate your support. I think I&#39;ll go back and edit the above post removing the attachment. You&#39;re right, I shouldn&#39;t have to prove anything to anybody and the doubting and thievery does get old, but I think I&#39;m getting used to it. Thanks again for your support. Keep on being your dominant, bitchy self that we all know and love.
Pappy

 

[13788]

ravenously: Jana, I love the mid-western "yanno" LMAO.

Pappy, I&#39;m disapponted that I missed your pic. But, ch&#39;ya gotta do, what ch&#39;ya gotta do. Keep the faith brotha. We believe you

 

[madame_zora]

The site&#39;s just too big. We have a few hundred posters and 12,000+ members we know nothing about. Anyone really endowed takes a big risk of having their pics snatched up by unscrupulous people and posted around the world. We just aren&#39;t free to do what we want to do anymore. I dislike the assholes who pressure men to prove their size (notice, it&#39;s rarely ever the well hung, just the lechers who want to take a gander) just as much as the fuckers who steal the pics. Whatever happened to human decency? Hell, someone even stole MY pics when I first got here and I don&#39;t even have a dick&#33;

Ravenously, I stole the "yanno" spelling from jonb, I thought it was too cute&#33;

 

[willie]

Originally posted by madame_zora@May 15 2005, 12:26 AM
I dislike the assholes who pressure men to prove their size (notice, it&#39;s rarely ever the well hung, just the lechers who want to take a gander) just as much as the fuckers who steal the pics. Whatever happened to human decency?

Thanks.

The last thing I want is a gander. I was looking for a reasoned discussion. How many posts do you need before you are allowed that?

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Pappy, you&#39;re a legend around these here parts. There seem to be a couple of immature posts here at lpsg.org lately. I say it again. For anyone very well endowed, DO NOT post your photo here or it will be stolen faster than a john&#39;s money at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada.

What I REALLY want to know......TexAssgirl, do you have any secret recipes for some great chili and hot wings over Memorial Day weekend?

 

[13788]

ravenously:

Originally posted by willie@May 14 2005, 06:40 PM

The last thing I want is a gander. I was looking for a reasoned discussion. How many posts do you need before you are allowed that?

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Always one more, willie, one more. LOL

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by willie+May 14 2005, 10:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(willie &#064; May 14 2005, 10:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-madame_zora@May 15 2005, 12:26 AM
I dislike the assholes who pressure men to prove their size (notice, it&#39;s rarely ever the well hung, just the lechers who want to take a gander) just as much as the fuckers who steal the pics. Whatever happened to human decency?

Thanks.

The last thing I want is a gander. I was looking for a reasoned discussion. How many posts do you need before you are allowed that?

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The exasperation in my posts may give you some indication of how many times we&#39;ve been through this, always in the name of "the truth coming out". Sorry, it just gets old. This is a SUPPORT GROUP for men with LARGE penises, not a harassment throng.