Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab

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    [quote author=ORCABOMBER link=board=99;num=1065460314;start=0#0 date=10/06/03 at 10:02:54]I've been compiling stuff on "penile activity" as it were.[/quote]

    Everyone should have a hobby. ;)
     
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    Tender: uuuuh. okaaaaaaay.
    hmmmm.
     
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    H8Monga: I wonder how big they'll make one?
     
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    Tender: i bet itll be an average 8 or so... :p
    ha ha
    maybe they will do custom fits...ha ha
     
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    awellhungboi: "Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab"?

    well, I ain't no scientist, but I could make one grow in my pants right now. :D
     
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    sammygirly: Oh dear...collective groan Peter :D
     
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    awellhungboi: I'll be here all week, folks! Drive safely and good night!
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    throb919: (Sammy--I hear the second show is...uh...better...either that or the 2-drink minimum has kicked-in) ;-)
     
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    awellhungboi: I know I'm bombing if I get heckled by Sammy and Tony.  

    Sorry. :-[
     
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    ORCABOMBER: [quote author=Monstro link=board=99;num=1065460314;start=0#9 date=10/06/03 at 21:09:28]I know I'm bombing if I get heckled by Sammy and Tony.
    Sorry. :-[[/quote]
    No, you're in for a bombing if I started complaining! I wont. Except you need the drumbeats after your first post!

    Badum-tish!

    DMW, I am using all this crap as research, believe it or not, or at least to practice my "scientific skillz" while at uni. Maybe I should be a Doctor of the male anatomy, huh?

    Seriously though, New Scientist is a VERY respectful site and publication, if they've got this shit, it's real alright. I wont bore you with the other sides of that kinda research though, since someone smarter than me will probably mention it.

    Okay, you can put your kid sister away now...
     
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    throb919: Monstro--you know Sammy and I will have ringside seats. (We'll be the folks trying to ssshhhhhh! Paul from complaining about baseball scores...)
     
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    awellhungboi: Haha, thanks Tony. I'll start wiping the flop sweat from my brow now--no more borscht belt comedy for me! I swear.

    I actually came across this article a couple of weeks ago, and it helped convince me that the story 'Russian scientists grow penis on boy's arm' that someone had posted was a fake. Did you see that one Orca? It's in Meet & Greet somewhere. This rabbit one definitely seems to be the real deal, though. Pretty amazing.
     
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    longtimelurker: What is it with you guys and 2 drink minimums - I'd have had to ask earlier if I hadn't seen it in a comedy sketch over here a couple of months ago! :)
     
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    AnonyMs: the article says that the penis that results from the genetic manipulation has about fifty percent pressure volume... "it is the penis of a 60 year year old man versus a 30 year old man..."

    think Viagra could help with that?
     
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    In that case, Nony, it would take Miracle-Gro!

    Pecker

    (Sex is like air - it's not important until you aren't getting any.)
     
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    ORCABOMBER: [quote author=Monstro link=board=99;num=1065460314;start=0#12 date=10/07/03 at 13:40:55]
    I actually came across this article a couple of weeks ago, and it helped convince me that the story 'Russian scientists grow penis on boy's arm' that someone had posted was a fake. Did you see that one Orca? It's in Meet & Greet somewhere. This rabbit one definitely seems to be the real deal, though. Pretty amazing.
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    Oh yeah, I have, I thought that it was "Hooge" flaccid, they choose some boy, didn't they? Altough I do have some stuff on penile re-implantataion, altough I can't link it so I'd have to post the whole article.

    I find that technology really fascinating, wont be long before you can grow "spares". The mind boggles.
     
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    da_blissmachine: didnt they grow a penis on some kids arm in Turkey or something?
     
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    ORCABOMBER: I wouldn't know about that, Bliss.
    At least it's closer to his hands though! ::)
     
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