Tissue on ebay

BUSTERHYMAN

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I see Scarlett Johanson is selling a used tissue on ebay. She sneezed in it, now someone has bid $1500 for it.

When I sent her a tissue containing my jizz, all I got was a fucking injunction!!

One rule for the rich....

Well, the jokes on you, Scarlett. I was thinking of Kim Kardashian ass while knocking it out.