Titfighting

My left titteh bullies the right titteh cuz the left titteh is bigger.

But the left titteh will totally fuck up anyone being mean to the right titteh. My tittehs be tight like that.
 
My left titteh bullies the right titteh cuz the left titteh is bigger.

But the left titteh will totally fuck up anyone being mean to the right titteh. My tittehs be tight like that.

If you see me comin’, bettah step aside,
A lotta men didn’t and a lotta men died,
The right one’s iron and the left one’s steel,
If the first don’t getcha then the next one will....

(From memory, thank you very much)