Tits

[ClaireTalon]

Hahahahaha... I can now see the guys' faces who thought they'd find a panorama of tits, tight and saggy, big and small now, sorry, gotta disappoint you. No, of course, LPSG men are intelligent, articulate and immune against this cheap porn trick!

Okay, end of prolog. This is a women's size problem, I guess, I've mentioned a problem earlier too, especially this thread is for the LPSG ladies who have a bit more racked up there. Asking, apart from the usual drooling salesmen, stammering and nervous insurance men and folks relating the size of your breasts inversely proportional to your brain's size (i.e. the bigger the breasts, the smaller the brain), what problems are you facing?

Aside from the abovementioned, it's not been easy for me when it came to uniforms, especially, I repeat from another thread, flight suits, which either came too large or to small (for they came in Unisex sizes), and the special material (Nomex) they were made from ruled out the possibility of tailoring them to your size yourself. And if you have a relatively large cup, like I have, it's a problem finding fitting underwear, unless you go through special home delivery services on the net, or special stores. Thanks god, one board member here has given me a tip that I really haven't tried yet, and have found a solution now - thank you, Madame! Or backpack straps, which you just can't pull across your goodies without feeling at least a mighty discomfort.

Another problem I guess are sports that require a lot of running and jumping, ball games, e.g. I do a lot of water sports (NOOOOOO, not that kind), diving, swimming, surfing, where I have relatively few problems.

An exclusively girls thread, I suppose.

 

[madame_zora]

Dust, I resent you for posting a pic of me without asking my permission, it's gross and creepy. I'm not your friend and you do not have my permission to use my pics.

Claire, my biggest problem has been finding SUPPORT bras for larger sizes that still look pretty. I found some at Frederick's but other than there, most department stores start offering "minimisers" at D cups, which is rude! I like my big tits and want them to look nice, not smashed under a bad bra. We larger girls need support bras if we don't want stretch marks to get out of control and the industry has not addressed this issue, for much the same reasons that they ignore well endowed men. I have made a habit of telling the dancers I meet what bra size and type they should be buying to get the most out of what they have. I find most women are still buying whatever size bra their mothers bought for them, even though they may have grown a bit (sometimes quite a bit) since then.

Other than that, seatbelts are impossibly uncomfortable. I have to buy extra large shirts that sometimes don't fit everywhere else. Some clothes look tawdry on me that other women can wear and look fine. Men have trouble holding a conversation with me and not looking at my chest, but overall these are not huge problems, just irritations. Then again, at 36D I am in the well above average range, but not huge.

 

[Pecker]

Jana, I apologize for being one of those guys who can't hold a conversation with you and not look at your chest.

I'm near sighted.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Jana, I apologize for being one of those guys who can't hold a conversation with you and not look at your chest.

I'm near sighted.

I find myself looking at the space between them.

Am I allowed to say that?

 

[D_Trumbell Trickledick]

If you can say that, then I'll say Claire and Madame both look delicious.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Claire and Madame are both indeed fine!

FWIW, I have 3 sisters, and all were "blessed" with very ample breasts. Two of them have had reduction surgery, and have been very happy with it. One of them is about 5'10" and originally probably had an E cup, now with a D. As a teacher, her appeance was too distracting in class. She had the usual back pain, and even the very expensive bras with the widest padded straps cut into her shoulders and caused bruising. The other is about 5'2", and easily had DD cups reduced to C cup. She looks much more proportionate now. In her line of work, she spends a great deal of time at the keyboard. Her tits used to do unintended typing (more of a problem before the advent of computers and word processors) and also had the usual physical problems. Claire, I hope you can find some clothing that will help. And Madame, you know how I feel about you!

 

[madame_zora]

Jana, I apologize for being one of those guys who can't hold a conversation with you and not look at your chest.

I'm near sighted.

Excuses, excuses- that's all I get? Maybe we should all become nudists so that when a guy starts leering at our boobs, we could return the favor. *winks*

I'm near-sighted too, I'll have to give you a VERY CLOSE examination.


DC, I love you more that hot buttered popcorn.

 

[ClaireTalon]

<.> Other than that, seatbelts are impossibly uncomfortable. I have to buy extra large shirts that sometimes don't fit everywhere else. Some clothes look tawdry on me that other women can wear and look fine. Men have trouble holding a conversation with me and not looking at my chest, but overall these are not huge problems, just irritations. Then again, at 36D I am in the well above average range, but not huge.

Seatbelts, a very disturbing thing. Normal car seatbelts are as comfortable as a bed compared to plane's 4-point belts. You know, with the buckle in front of your tummy, and the belts running across your legs, and over named tits. Wow, talk about discomfort when you are stacked! It's against regulations sometimes, but whenever possible, I opened the buckle to take some strain off them. Sometimes when I showered after a flight, I had those red streaks over them where the belts were, and nipple sores for the first time, later I got rid of that by either wearing bras that are made from more comfortable fabric, or placing small paper cones (the idea is from another girlfriend from flight school), which look like miniatures of those asian ones over my nipples.

Another huge problem, I think, are dresses that are meant to be more ceremonial, something for a fine evening, cocktail or full length dress, they seem to be made for women with medium or "36C" cups. If you're larger, you're supposed to be or act like a porn starlet, and wear something skimpier, damnit. Thank god there are seamstresses who can take care of that.

 

[dlcs]

Try being a dance teacher with a D cup. I have fallen out of more costumes than I can count. Plus there are certain leotards I can't wear, and it's inevitably the really cute ones that nip in properly at the waist.

Everything is either collarbone level or I have to wear a sports bra underneath to flatten them out.

Sweaters can be fun, tho. I have a lovely red one that can be counted on to make J's IQ drop about 30 points.

 

[B_gagger]

My wife always says it feels soooo good though to get home and take the puppies out and let them breathe in nice comfortable sweats or pjs.

 

[MsLulu]

I'm a size C and I still have problems, especially with sports bras, running, and that damn eliptical machine. And finding shirts that don't make you look like Pam Anderson busting out is fairly difficult. They all seem to be made for a B-cup.

 

[dlcs]

My wife always says it feels soooo good though to get home and take the puppies out and let them breathe in nice comfortable sweats or pjs.

She's not kidding. Bras suck.

Did find a really nice wrap-front with excellent support at Target. That's my lounging bra.

 

[B_gagger]

She's not kidding. Bras suck.

Did find a really nice wrap-front with excellent support at Target. That's my lounging bra.

dlcs...anniversary's coming up; is that something you buy by cup size or one-size-fits-all?

 

[dlcs]

dlcs...anniversary's coming up; is that something you buy by cup size or one-size-fits-all?

hang a mo...

it's the regular cup/band thing, but it's soft cotton and absolutely comfortable. Plastic hooks in the front instead of metal, and a wrap to two plastic snaps under the left breast. Not very pretty, but damned comfy.

My definition of a man just increased by "is willing to buy his wife comfortable lingerie." Good for you. Better for her. Lucky girl.

 

[B_gagger]

buy his wife comfortable lingerie.

I just hope she thinks it is as comfortable as you do. You don't think she'll think it's too utilitarian for anniversary do you? I'll have to get her something sexy too I suppose (there's the man in me thinking).

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My last girlfriend, who is a 38D, said one of the most troublesome was finding a shirt at work that didn't preoccupy the male customer's minds while selling them something.

On the other hand, she like gagger's wife enjoyed going home & getting into sweats and/pj's.

She did once, however, find an old pajama top of mine thatshe put put on b4 I got home.

Amazing.5'9", 120lbs, raven black hair with 38D's just barely concealed beyond my pj's top.

 

[dlcs]

I just hope she thinks it is as comfortable as you do. You don't think she'll think it's too utilitarian for anniversary do you? I'll have to get her something sexy too I suppose (there's the man in me thinking).

Silk pajamas are highly beneficial, as are gift certs for massages and such. Pamper the hell out of her and you'll be well repaid.

 

[sexycobra]

Try being a dance teacher with a D cup. I have fallen out of more costumes than I can count. Plus there are certain leotards I can't wear, and it's inevitably the really cute ones that nip in properly at the waist.

Everything is either collarbone level or I have to wear a sports bra underneath to flatten them out

I know a few dancers and they all seem to be relatively small-breasted. Maybe it's just a coincidence, though. In any case, I can see why it would be bothersome for you.

Sweaters can be fun, tho. I have a lovely red one that can be counted on to make J's IQ drop about 30 points.

Hey, his IQ is not dropping by 30 points - it's just that his brain temporarily becomes one-dimensional and is unable to carry a normal conversation (do I seem to know a thing or two about that?). Don't insult his intelligence (and that of other men who react in the same way)!

 

[dlcs]

Hey, his IQ is not dropping by 30 points - it's just that his brain temporarily becomes one-dimensional and is unable to carry a normal conversation (do I seem to know a thing or two about that?). Don't insult his intelligence (and that of other men who react in the same way)!

LOL! Good point. But how do you explain the drooling?

 

[B_gagger]

Silk pajamas are highly beneficial, as are gift certs for massages and such. Pamper the hell out of her and you'll be well repaid.

Great ideas! Thanks. I usually get her a "hunks" calendar, too since our anniversary is right before the new year. She likes the hairy-chested guys (as long as they're hung as well of course).