So, since there's already a Food Network star thread, how about the rest of the channels? Andrew Danjumbo? Dan-jumbo or Dan-gipped. David Bromstad? Design Star or Porn Star? Eric Stromer? Bulgy or Bumbling Carter Oosterhaus? Hot or HAAAWT! Roger Hazard? Thick and tall or thick and long Doug Wilson? Moving up or Growing out? You know the guys...now start the question askin'!