Serious. What is the best way to hide a bulge? It may be weird to say, but I don't like my crotch being looked too much by a guy or girl. I don't have an enormous bulge, but I don't false advertising either. I say all this because I feel it has hindered my relations to people out in public and given me unwanted and awkward attention. Commando is for sure out of the question! 'Tighty-whities' help a little bit.