I like showing off my cock, and sometimes I wish I was living back in the 1970s when a lot of guys my age went out of their way to display a package. I still remember the thrill when I first discovered that skintight button-fly Levi 501s seemed designed to show a bulge. I can still conceal my cock when I want to — wearing a suit or loose pants, for example — but i have a job where I'm expected to show off the assets, and it's a real turn-on. And you won't find me on the beach wearing those fucking awful board shorts. It's either narrow-side Speedos or a Joe Snyder bulge thong.