To Buy Or Not To Buy

pomaus

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I do not get why people are panic buying Toilet paper. This is the Toiletry Isle at my local Tesco store.

I noticed long ago that the quality of toilet paper in this country seemed to be getting worse and worse as the paper got thinner and thinner.
After numerous incidents where the toilet paper would split and I would end up fingering myself, that’s right, No romance, no weekend in Paris, No relaxing spa bath for 2 with Himalayan bath salts, candles and a glass of prosecco, just one swift digit up the wrong ‘un in a cold bathroom in Norfolk.
I got tired of molesting myself unintentionally every time and thus decided to embrace our European friends on the continent and rely on the good old shower hose with the added bonus of saving money on loo roll.
I also now suffer from far less skid marks and thus save on Laundry. only joking, or am i lol
Come on people, get serious, there is no need to be hoarding toilet rolls. Embrace the shower head lol