To follow Jakeatolla...A man and his wish.

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  1. D_Marazion Analdouche

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    A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three.

    You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another
    wish."

    The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."

    The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"
     
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    One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he would get three wishes, but whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
    "What would you like for your first wish?" asked the genie.
    "I want one billion dollars," replies the man.
    "Remember," says the genie, "your mother-in-law gets double of what you get."

    "I know," replied the man.
    The man then chooses his second wish, "I wish I had a brand new sports car." So he gets his second wish and he's very content.
    "Your mother-in-law gets double what you get, now what would you like for your third wish?" asks the genie.

    The man ponders for a moment, then answers, "I wish to be beaten half to death."
     
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    LOL!!!!!!!! at the first one.
     
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    The first one made me LOL.
     
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    LOL:smile:
     
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