ETA: unrelated to my current mood. Ms. @Enid's post makes me crack the hell up. I am so the lil tan dog. He's my soul.
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ETA: unrelated to my current mood. Ms. @Enid's post makes me crack the hell up. I am so the lil tan dog. He's my soul.
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Haha! I used to be the tan dog, now I’m the white dog! Eager for my coffee and a chat with other white dogs. I like my tan dog friends though - they leave me alone so I can get shit done in the am and watch the sunrise!
On a whim, I threw satin sheets on the bed. In a moment of balance fail, my hand slipped sending face down into the boy's crotch. I got an erection in the eye.
Yep, I got a black eye from a hard dick.
I posted my sex fail a while back... but it's still a good sex fail.
Yep, I got a black eye from a hard dick.
I posted my sex fail a while back... but it's still a good sex fail.
Hahaha!! I’m sorry about that, but dang that’s funny!
Mine is just dumb. The hubby was going down on me and was making me cum multiple times. I told him I was spent, but he kept going and it got so intense that when I came I arched up in a weird way and seriously pulled something in my neck. I totally blamed him for the injury lol. I wish I had a better story like yours!
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I worked too hard today and now my back hurts even more. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the worst, it's a constant 8.
I'm a dedicated hard worker that needs to get un-dedicated. I am a little stubborn. I didn't want to seem weak to the other people around me at the time.
I'm a dedicated hard worker that needs to get un-dedicated. I am a little stubborn. I didn't want to seem weak to the other people around me at the time.
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Beat me to it, dude!
In fact, that might be a still from the old Beauty and Beast series
Mood: fresh from the shower. Feels fucking amazing on a hot ass balls summer day
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I'm glad I only work 5 hour of overtime.
Chilling in my backyard, soaking up the Cali sun.
Chilling in my backyard, soaking up the Cali sun.
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Pleased, because I finally bought an Anastasia Beverly Hills eye shadow palette I've been ogling for a while! Pained because I jammed a nail opening the package it came in. Ow.
