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Big_Swinging_Dick: How many of you have experience toilet baptism due to your large, flaccid size or low hanging sack? Do you find public toilets and those for the disabled worse than private ones?

I am interested in your thoughts.

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blo-gasm: Well, me being almost 6'7" tall, my midsection is about 2.5 to 3 feet above the water level of the toilet bowl... and as much of an ego boot it'd be, there's no way the boys are hanging that far down

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[quote author=blo-gasm link=board=health;num=1051326356;start=0#1 date=04/25/03 at 23:07:07]...my midsection is about 2.5 to 3 feet above the water level of the toilet bowl...[/quote]

Um...I think the baptism occurs when you are sitting down, and end up dunking the jewels.
 
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fitdude: Yes, it's happened though not too often. Especially when the flush is "violent" and reaches the total kit. And what a surprise that is!
 
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Big_Swinging_Dick: Yes, it happens when the jewels are dunked! Now my sons are complaining about it too! Like father, like sons!
 
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blo-gasm: [quote author=ericbear link=board=health;num=1051326356;start=0#2 date=04/26/03 at 00:30:36]

Um...I think the baptism occurs when you are sitting down, and end up dunking the jewels.
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LOL. Don't I feel like a moron...

Well then, it's still a no (in general)... my sack always shrinks a bit because of the proximity to cold water... it's VERY close, though.. may have a couple times but can't think of any specific time..
 

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This has only ever happened to me during visits to the US. (Where clearly the design is different.) So I've never developed any reflex actions to avoid it, and every time I have crossed the Atlantic, I've got a wet welcome.
 
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meathose10: It happens all the time. On top of having a large size flaccid I also have an extremely long foreskin. So sitting down I should always lift and rest my penis on the bowl in front of me...But I forget all the time and it's yikes! That's cold! And I'm sure none too sanitary...
 
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brad2002: It happens to me when I am not careful, especially with the standard sized toilets. Sometimes my dick gets wet, but usually it touches the inside of the toilet. It's very unsanitary so I am very careful. At home, I do what meathose does and rest my dick on the seat in front of me while I am shitting.
 
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DCDad: I have very big balls and yes my balls get baptised, often when I use public toilets. Sometimes on other seats, I have to hold them up when I flush, BUT I don't realize that until it's too late!
 
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JeffS: You tell your sons you're "hung like a clydesdale"? :-X
 

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[quote author=JeffS link=board=health;num=1051326356;start=0#12 date=08/21/03 at 11:03:10]You tell your sons you're "hung like a clydesdale"?  :-X[/quote]

I'm sure HungArnold meant that, since all the males in the house are big, that they are all hung like clydesdales.

I had a similar experience raising my boys as teens. They are showers like me. One of the jokes was that God gave men long dicks to make fat women happy. ;)

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over13inches: On the original topic:

Quite often a problem if i forget about positioning. I tend to gently 'clamp' the fella against the front of the seat when sitting to avoid drowning...(as long as it's not a public piss pot)...hence meaning some sticks up & round above the seat level - hope you get what I mean? Confused myself a bit now ???
 
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nyc10x6: I'm glad someone finally asked this question. I have been meaning to do so myself for a long time. Yes, it happens all the time, often in public toilets and it is even worse whem my cock touches the bare inside of the toilet bowl. Definitely one of the downsides to being well hung!
 
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gigantikok: Just recently moved into a dorm with a high enough toilet that it dunks all to frequently. Started positioning it between my legs and only pointing down the tip (in case i need to pee). I know that sounds confusing...it's pretty hard to explain. :-/
 
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47boreas: It happens to me always in the airplanes, but it has not happened to me at my home or in any toilets in Europe or Middle-East.

In Scandinavia toilets are practical. ;D
 

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I found it to be completely disgusting, especially when I'm either in a public restroom or in someone's house. One time, after dreading the inevitable at a party, I grabbed a plastic cup to rest my cock and jewels in so it wouldn't happen. The cup also helped when I had the residual urine to piss out.
 
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BrownEyedGuy: I have a problem if I'm partially hard. My cockhead will touch the rim of the bowl. Yuck!!!! If I am even slightly hard, I will hold my cock and just point the head into the bowl.