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NineInchCock_160IQ said:
why not just do your piss business, and then let your dick hang over the edge of the toilet? Are we making this harder than it needs to be, people? :biggrin1:
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jeff black said:
Because sometimes when you're trying to do #2, you get a little #1, and that would make for a mess on the floor.
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alex8 said:Thankyou. I was sat here struggling to find a polite way to articulate that.
Well no, I get that too.. so you do your peeing.. and then, finish up and Number 2 it.... I don't urinate frequently through out the process of number 2:biggrin1:
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Following up on what I said earlier in this thread, I had a funny experience a couple of weeks ago. Staying in a hotel, one morning I was half asleep in the bathroom when I leaned forward and then felt a very cold sensation on the head of my dick... yes, the dreaded "penis hanging into the toilet water" had happened to me. :tongue: I always thought it could happen, but I still think it's not likely to happen to anyone who's paying attention to what they're doing.
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I am certainly glad I found this group. None of my close friends have these experiences so I think that I'm the weird one. Yes, at home I usually rest it on the toilet seat between my legs. In public, though, there's usually no seat in front, just that little open spot, and I don't want to put my dick on that porcelain, that's for sure. So I usually hold it up, sort of with my hand turned backwards, thumb toward my crotch.
And yes, I've become fully awake in the mornings when I take a seat and feel the cold slap of the water right on the business end.
And yes, I've become fully awake in the mornings when I take a seat and feel the cold slap of the water right on the business end.
i find myself bumping into the front of standard american toilets all the time, and i'm not as big as many of you. would suggest purchasing what's called an "elongated bowl" design to lessen the problem.
Welp, now I don't feel so bad...I have been embarassed of this for a while now...I am not the only one, whew....
Hey, men, I'm just experiencing this. Let me explain. Since seventh grade I've wanted to have a huge flaccid cock like the ones many of you here have. Well, I didn't get it, and while my erect cock is, say some, large, it's not nice to walk around the locker room with a hardon.
I can confirm what I read in Esquire magazine a full three decades ago: at some point, those boners you wake up with every morning are no more. But you still wake up in the night with them, except they're different than the ones you had as a teen. They're as large as they ever were (at least that's the case with me), but they don't stand up at one o'clock. In fact, they hang down at four o'clock. Well, as you all know, it's difficult to take a piss when you have a boner, but with it hanging down, you can. So I stumble into the bathroom, in the dark, sit down, and I now feel the cool water on my cockhead! At least it's not a dirty public toilet.
I can confirm what I read in Esquire magazine a full three decades ago: at some point, those boners you wake up with every morning are no more. But you still wake up in the night with them, except they're different than the ones you had as a teen. They're as large as they ever were (at least that's the case with me), but they don't stand up at one o'clock. In fact, they hang down at four o'clock. Well, as you all know, it's difficult to take a piss when you have a boner, but with it hanging down, you can. So I stumble into the bathroom, in the dark, sit down, and I now feel the cool water on my cockhead! At least it's not a dirty public toilet.
My best friend once used my downstairs toilet after I had just tried putting one of those "freshening toilet cleaners". Strangely the only place it would fit was right under the rim in the front of the bowl. My friend went into the toilet and we heard a scream. Apparently his dick rested right onto the urinal cake...
Hope he's alright!
Hope he's alright!
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Now here is a topic of great importance! My toilet at home is fine. But any hotel toilet, and my guy takes a bath. Forget about public toilets. I crouch, for all sorts of sanitary reasons. Glad I'm a cyclist and have strong quads!
My g/f likes to wipe her cooch with tp, drop it in the toilet, and not flush...to save water. Fuck that. If I sit on the toilet in the dark....ahhhhhhhhh! So now I flush without looking, just to make sure I have a clean bowl!
My g/f likes to wipe her cooch with tp, drop it in the toilet, and not flush...to save water. Fuck that. If I sit on the toilet in the dark....ahhhhhhhhh! So now I flush without looking, just to make sure I have a clean bowl!
wanna b said:yeah it sucks basically but looking at the bright side you know your way bigger then the guy who designed the toilet
Hahaha, good point.
Yea thats a big problem for me. I alays ave to replace the toilets in my houses with elongated bowl toilets....solves the problem.
Anyone else get this? At many toilets, i have to sit all the way back and lean forward when taking a dump so my dick doesn't touch the front of the toilet. I think it is very disgusting when it touches and wash it off immediately if it does but.... sometimes it happens. I don't use public restrooms too often but sometimes you have to.
