Toilet Baptism

[cinderian]

I have the same issues as I have a large piercing on the end of my dick and it tends to hang lower than most, I would assume. Older style toilets are more or a problem, but if I sit forward or further back on the seat my dick tends not to dip into the water. It is really gross though when it falls into a dirty bowl. When using a urinal, it can be comical when I shake and the piercing accidentaly hits the ceramic wall making a clanging (dinners ready) sound. Perhaps you could invest in a toilet booster seat available at most medical supply stores if it really is a problem.

 

[VeeP]

When using a urinal, it can be comical when I shake and the piercing accidentaly hits the ceramic wall making a clanging (dinners ready) sound.

LMAO! Can you time a 2-minute egg with that thing, too?

 

[Simon9]

I suspect bodybuild plays a big part...by which I mean the size of one's ass and how thick your haunches are.

I'm around 7-7.5" soft and, except for airplane toilets and one or two public restrooms designed by evil genuises, I don't come near hitting the water. Perhaps if I was thin it might. Now there's one unintended benefit to being chubby. Quite possibly the only one....

 

[B_Danceswithlamps]

I think also your posture might have something to do with it. I have very good posture, and so I don't hit the water, but when I slouch, then I do...

 

[cinderian]

I just spent 20 minutes witing a post and when I submitted it, it disappeared asking me to please sign in. My keyboard is better built than I thought becasue form the force I hit it it should be broken.

 

[cinderian]

You have recently been with Mr. 13 by 9 or reasonable facsimile and you need to use the local gents room.

It is so quiet you could hear a pin drop. You line the toilet seat with adequate tissue and take your seat. Eventually you and anyone else in the mens room assume you just dropped your shoe in the toilet and the tsunami it created wets your asshole.

Your first concern is whether todays plumping can accomodate the width of your contribution without overflowing the bowl. Then the fuck farts follow and the bowl accoustics are such that you can be heard outside the mens room as a backup to a symphony, or perhaps the mating call of a humpback wale.

Catching the poop with TP is not fun, however it dows alleviate the splash. Muffling the self reverbitration with TP does mute any embarrassment. But what is your stall issues 1 sheet of TP at a time, or even worse, is empty?

You will definitely clear the mens room of any gay boys! And then, there is the issue of standing at the dryer vent, blowing into the crack of your pants, hoping that nobody walks in.

 

[Pappy]

Usually I grab and pull my shit up.

Yep, that's one way to keep it off your dick!!!!

 

[KinkGuy]

It just figures. slwhatever is into "scat."

 

[cinderian]

LOL - poopin out when life feels shitty I guess.

 

[Matthew]

It just figures. slwhatever is into "scat."

In fact he can't stop talking about it.

 

[suaige]

i find sitting really straight or even leaning back pulls it up nicely, i usually seem to hit the front of the bowl if anything. Also if you are in the market for one, someone mentioned if you look at the goose neck underneath the height of the lower side of the highest curve ( after it goes down then it comes back up) is usually the water height and can help you pick a deep one.

 

[fratpack]

while travelling over the Holidays, I did a lot of driving and on more than one occassion I need to pull into one of those big ole rest stops on the highways and found that using the handicapped stall, they had higher and deeper and better built toilets, so hanging into the toilet water never became a problem.

 

[slayer04]

at my house i have a extra high toilet so the seat is a lot higher from the water but when i go somewhere else it goes in the water so i just either pick it up or lean back until it leaves the water...or crouch...but that sucks lol

 

[longANDstrong]

ya i've definitely had a few issues with this. i have done basically all the same things you all have done to keep this from happening. sometimes it is more of a problem when my cock hits the front of the toilet on the inside. there just isn't always enough room in toilets. hahaha!!! i guess it's a burden to live with.

 

[B_big dirigible]

Last time I bought one I sprung for the elongated bowl. Water level is still a problem if I'm not careful but at least now I don't crash into the porcelain in front.

 

[Gillette]

I'm a girl and as such don't have personal experience with all the mechanics involved, but is it not possible to keep your legs together with package in front while you take care of your secondary business?

 

[Pirate Wench]

OMG ....

I won't ever gripe about whether the toilet seat was clean or not again......

Anything actually touching the liquids/solids in the toilet bowl is a horrible thought !

Only here at LPSG does one get educated about such things.....
Who knew....

 

[Gillette]

This issue has been plagueing me since I first read of it, so in the nature of being helpful....

Prince Albert
+
Navel ring
+
Carabiner
=
Problem Solved

 

[RideRocket]

I'm a girl and as such don't have personal experience with all the mechanics involved, but is it not possible to keep your legs together with package in front while you take care of your secondary business?

Good idea, but sometimes when doing #2, you have to do #1 at the same time. Peeing on your thigh, or worse yet, over the toilet, down your leg, and into your pants, is no fun.

 

[Gillette]

That's true.

I don't know why that didn't occur to me. We shes have the same thing but without the logistics issues.

I suppose this means my other suggestion is a no-go.