Toilet Baptism

[RideRocket]

what's your other suggestion?

 

[Gillette]

# 60
granted heavily tongue in cheek

 

[RideRocket]

This issue has been plagueing me since I first read of it, so in the nature of being helpful....

Prince Albert
+
Navel ring
+
Carabiner
=
Problem Solved

OUCH!! I guess it would have to all be stainless steel lest it start rusting...

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the things people do to their penis...

 

[Gillette]

The only real solution seems to be for each guy to take "matters" into their own hands

 

[RideRocket]

Be careful the advice you give, otherwise men would never leave the bathroom... :smile:

Speaking of which, I'll take your advice and be right back...:wank:

 

[younggun]

Yes, it's quite gross, but I'm proud to have a penis that can reach the water.

 

[Kevin_uk]

If I sit on the toilet at home I hold it pointing down towards the water while I’m doing the other function. My toilet at home is quite high; if I use a toilet while I’m out and the toilet is low I rest it on the seat in front of me.

 

[Kevin_uk]

Just a thought, how about if we take a picture of ourselves sitting on the toilet?

 

[AlteredEgo]

How about let's not.

 

[visceraltuning]

Just a thought, how about if we take a picture of ourselves sitting on the toilet?

:wtf2: uke: :slap:

 

[D_Herin_Ghan]

Easily the most annoying and disgusting part of having a bigger one is the toilet issue. Do not want bacteria getting in there, do not feel like sticking it in the same water where I'm taking a shit. I've found only two soltions that work.

1) Holding it up so that it's not toching anything (leaves you with the very real possibility of residual piss when you stand up)

2) Squatting above the bowl (NOT COMFORTABLE)

I haven't been able to read on the bowl in over two years, pain in the ass to say the least.

 

[Inter Ested]

I think the penis-or-testicles-in-the-water-problem is an american thing. on the european site of the ocean - or at least the german - is about a foot between the ass and the water. don't think that makes a problem for anyone except the liars.

 

[yhtang]

All this talk seem to advocate the logical solution - squat toilets! These are common in Japan, China and most places in South East Asia.

It takes a bit of getting used to, though. Keeps the knees flexible - that's a bonus.

Mind you, if I remember correctly, many an American POW were made to squat by the Vietcong as a form of torture.....

 

[rhino_horn]

hi, i just found this site and after seeing the silly joke responses on the first pagge had to join to answer this question properly..i didnt read all the responses so sorry if someone already said this..

anyone with a large penis has had this problem, and its disgusting to go to take a dump and to have ur scholng bumping up against ur turds in shitty water, so when sitting on the toilet u shud always just rest ur cock on the seat between ur legs, itll wait there comfortably until ur done.

 

[sometimesomewhere]

sit on the edge of the seat?

 

[Pbear13]

What about just folding your penis in half with the head pointing down? Don't fold it too sharply of course but this is all I do. Keeps everything nice and safe while giving you an avenue to piss while cranking out the morning glory. Havn't had any problems with residual drips either with the Keigals (or however it's spelled) and a good shake before getting up. No bumping into "stuff", no "double dipping", just relief.:32:

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

If i let my penis inside the WC it sinks in the water. I put it over a leg, usually.

 

[findfirefox]

I like my home toilet, in order to touch the water you would need an 7" hanger, I do not have, but the older toilets I have issues with

 

[aquadude]

I've only had the problem of hanging into the toilet water once and that was in a mall toilet, but another kind of experience was when i was on a plane. I had to shove my dick into the toilet when I needed to take a shit and let me tell you, that is quite uncomfortable. Air plane toilets were not made for the well endowed in mind.

 

[Yono]

I only hit the water when im reaaally hanging, or i am a tad swollen... It hasnt happened much in my country but in US i did have the problem much omre often. Alhtough I do have a problem with my dick touchg the bowl.. which is also very gross I guess I should just sit further back??