Anyone else have the problem of trying to keep your dick out of the toilet water when you sit down to take a shit? It gets really annoying having to hold it up and still aim in the bowl while trying to control your sphincter muscles enough so you can actually take the fucking crap! Sometimes in public bathrooms the thought of my dick getting into that water prevents me from even trying to go to the bathroom. There are some public tiolets though that have fairly deep but very long bowls that you can sit at the end off and it makes holding it a little easier. Back when I didn't realize how big I was i used to say this to all of my friends, I'd complain and ask if they knew what i meant. Puzzled looks was all I got. Surely some of you have run into this one of many disadvantages of having a hose between your legs. what do you guys do to keep from getting shitty water on your cock???