Toilet Challenge

[wooden]

Does anyone have a better solution.
When taking a shit, I either have to let my dick lie on the top of the seat, and hope I do not feel the urge to pee,
or I have to crouch about 3 or 4 inches above the toilet. Otherwise my dick would be hanging down in the toilet bowl water. Any ideas what I could do instead ?

 

[Squirrel1]

Bragger

 

[6inchcock]

Does anyone have a better solution.
When taking a shit, I either have to let my dick lie on the top of the seat, and hope I do not feel the urge to pee,
or I have to crouch about 3 or 4 inches above the toilet. Otherwise my dick would be hanging down in the toilet bowl water. Any ideas what I could do instead ?

Go to the barber and ask em to take about an inch off the top

 

[wooden]

I did not post to get jokers to annoy me.

 

[ripsrips]

These are your first two posts, do you really expect somebody to take you seriously?

Truth is with a picture otherwise these are false claims.

 

[Squirrel1]

These are your first two posts, do you really expect somebody to take you seriously?

Truth is with a picture otherwise these are false claims.

Agreed. Anyone who joins yesterday, and their first and only post is something inane, will likely not be taken seriously.

 

[hzs3fg]

Does anyone have a better solution.
When taking a shit, I either have to let my dick lie on the top of the seat, and hope I do not feel the urge to pee,
or I have to crouch about 3 or 4 inches above the toilet. Otherwise my dick would be hanging down in the toilet bowl water. Any ideas what I could do instead ?

Adjust the water level on your toilet. Or, get a European-style toilet in which the water level is typically a foot below the seat.

Okay, so I exaggerate a little. I suspect you do as well.

 

[cofrader]

Does anyone have a better solution.
When taking a shit, I either have to let my dick lie on the top of the seat, and hope I do not feel the urge to pee,
or I have to crouch about 3 or 4 inches above the toilet. Otherwise my dick would be hanging down in the toilet bowl water. Any ideas what I could do instead ?

Call the plumber your toilet got stuck if you found new submarines out of nowhere there is no doubt.
Otherwise you could put it over your shoulders.

 

[EricR]

That happens to me all the time!! Just last week while sitting on the toilet. I got the hiccups and I siphoned all the water out of the bowl. Big Grin

 

[Mike hung]

If at home just put a folded hand towel on the floor to catch any unintended piss,I can assure you as you get older a little pee can come out when you're pushing a big ass turd.

 

[wooden]

I joined to see if someone with experience might have a suggestion for me. U never suspected I would get barraged by a bunch of nonsense like this. I thought people here had big dicks, but I guess there are just a bunch of small guys who are envious. I am not here to prove anything to anybody. In fact - I think I am not here anymore, You guys are a waste of my time.

 

[6inchcock]

Bye

 

[hzs3fg]

I joined to see if someone with experience might have a suggestion for me. U never suspected I would get barraged by a bunch of nonsense like this. I thought people here had big dicks, but I guess there are just a bunch of small guys who are envious. I am not here to prove anything to anybody. In fact - I think I am not here anymore, You guys are a waste of my time.

You don't get to claim having a big (*really big*) dick unless you begin by backing it up with legitimate photos.

Even the biggest of the big here rarely make such a complaint. Probably because even the biggest of the big really aren't very long when flaccid, which they are likely to be when sitting on the toilet

 

[EricR]

I joined to see if someone with experience might have a suggestion for me. U never suspected I would get barraged by a bunch of nonsense like this. I thought people here had big dicks, but I guess there are just a bunch of small guys who are envious. I am not here to prove anything to anybody. In fact - I think I am not here anymore, You guys are a waste of my time.

BYE FELICA

 

[dude77007]

I joined to see if someone with experience might have a suggestion for me. U never suspected I would get barraged by a bunch of nonsense like this. I thought people here had big dicks, but I guess there are just a bunch of small guys who are envious. I am not here to prove anything to anybody. In fact - I think I am not here anymore, You guys are a waste of my time.

I suggest you show us a picture of the monster that reaches the water.

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

OP: Everyone answer my lame question/sad attempt at humblebrag

COMMUNITY: No, this is stupid humblebragging

OP: You all are jerks with tiny peckers! [ignores galleries of huge dongs]

 

[Hatt_101]

Why on earth would you let it touch the seat that's gross. Why not just lay it across you leg or hold on to it thats what I do. I don't want any part of my dick touching the toilet

It's not rocket science to figure out a solution

 

[twoton]

They sell special dick suspenders. You wear it around your waist and loop the loop around your peen. It holds it up out of the water.

J/k. I invented that just now.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

 

[6inchcock]

They sell special dick suspenders. You wear it around your waist and loop the loop around your peen. It holds it up out of the water.

J/k. I invented that just now.

Does it come in small or medium? Just asking for a friend