toilet paper roll determines condom size?

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throb919: Good points, Dee. She did talk about proper fit, but I don't think quite so specifically. (And you've got to remember, I'm now sitting there with a condom stretched over my foot and halfway to my knee waiting for Prince Charming...so I might've missed something. ;-) )

One thing she did do that was met with rapt attention: she put a "fresh" condom into her mouth, "fellated" a banana, and the banana emerged fully-dressed and ready for action. Impressive...and did I mention she was an ordained Southern Baptist minister...?! (Trying hard not to say: "...before the Southern Baptist Convention banned the ordination of women.")
 

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Oh yeah, I've seen that before. That's called "cheeking" a condom, though... well, ummm... not that I'm a bottom or anything, but even if I were to put a condom on somebody else, I'd rather use my hands to do it.

I don't know. I'd rank cheeking right up there with people who can tie cherry stems into knots with their mouths. Nice li'l feat, yeah, but unimportant overall.
 
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throb919: [quote author=DeeBlackthorne link=board=meetgreet;num=1057451847;start=20#21 date=07/16/03 at 19:01:24]Oh yeah, I've seen that before. That's called "cheeking" a condom, though... well, ummm... not that I'm a bottom or anything, but even if I were to put a condom on somebody else, I'd rather use my hands to do it. [/quote]
Other "cheeks" come to mind...and I won't even try the "not that I'm a bottom or anything" disclaimer...! ;-)



(Corrected a typo. Oops!)
 
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gigantikok: [quote author=DeeBlackthorne link=board=meetgreet;num=1057451847;start=0#17 date=07/16/03 at 10:01:23]Look at it this way.  Do you remember when I mentioned those God awful briefs I had to wear when I went home, 'cause that was the only pair of underwear available?  Sure, I could (forcefully) fit my dick and balls into them, but by no means was it a comfortable situation. [/quote]

I might just be wierd or something, but in all my years, briefs have served me better than any other type of undergarment. It helps hide the bulge, allows me to tuck all I want, and keeps me from getting an erection (since i have nothing to rub up against). It's the only type of underwear i can really wear, yet i hear from so many hung guys how agonizing it is to wear. Interesting...

Oh, and same thing in regards to the condoms. I can fit into XL and regular magnums just fine, I can ever squeeze into the regulars just fine and I am around 9" inches long with a girth rapidly approaching 6.5". Maybe i'm just a masochist (prolly spelled that wrong) in denial. :p
 
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hawl:  This is in response to Gigantikok's just-previous post. My waist is about a 29, and I've been wearing briefs (FTL) that claim to be for 30-32, so perhaps I cheat a bit or have found the best compromise between compression and comfort. As someone noted so long ago I think it's on the old board, wearing boxers with jeans is probably the best way to display a conspicuous bulge (which is not a goal of mine in most situations, though on a "first date" etc. I make no promises, all bets are off :p ::) ;)). Appearance-wise, wearing boxers is like freeballing with a minimal veil or curtain. As a poster has noted, in some ways for the hung it's the equivalent of a stacked female going without a bra. Not a mortal sin, but ya gotta choose your situations. As a shower, I have found briefs to be pretty much essential for clamping down on wayward semi-erections and generally keeping myself streamlined let alone discreet during my active day. If my daily life was closer to Warren Beatty's in Shampoo it would be one thing but my world is heavily populated by men and children, not just endless hotties. I actually have conversations where there is not supposed to be a sex vibe. Standing in a crowded subway train freeballing while my crotch is literally in the face of whoever is sitting down :eek: :eek:-the mind reels, it's a cool fantasy but my reality is usually intense enough. That said, at the end of the day or in my free time if I'm just around my apt. then I greatly prefer boxers or nudity. I guess I have enough general stuff so that it is a little high maintenance and it's good to let it hang free, air out etc.. especially after a day of compression. I suppose it's akin to removing shoes. Testicle and or scrotum size, low hangers, waist size: these things certainly would affect an individual's underwear choice. I'm still working out the best formula, in part because I could swear it was all less of an issue when I was younger. It may turn out that my present situation, where I have differently-fitting undergarments collected like different golf clubs for different situations ("Ouch, I forgot, these briefs are for funerals only!"), remains.

 About condom sizes, it sure doesn't seem like the medical community has knocked itself out providing a roadmap. I'm still waiting to see a super-secure reverse-snob amble into a crowded supermarket or drugstore and loudly ask for the "snugger-fit" condoms. "C'mon lady, where are your absolute smallest?!" :eek: