toilet paper roll test

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Never done it before - never even thought of it - but all this chatter made me curious so I tried the toilet roll inner tube "test". Agree with most of the others - once your cock's hard, the head won't fit into the tube. I'm not huge, however, and the shaft of my dick MIGHT fit.
 

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I guess I "passed" the girth test and "failed" the toilet paper roll test as it was all I could do to fish my flaccid dick through a TP roll and once hard it damned sure wasn't comfortable. The only way I could get the darned thing on was to tie off a length of soft cord just behind the glans and pull my penis through the tube, not without some discomfort. Once hard the end of my cock was only sticking out 2-1/2 inches beyond the TP roll and, since the roll is only 4-1/2 inches long, that meant that my nominally 8 inch prick had shrunk to only 7. That was a little scary to contemplate until I realized that the scrotal tissued at the base of my dick was keeping that end of the TP roll a full inch out from my pubic bone. After taking the two pics shown here the "cock-ring" effect of the TP roll didn't want to let my erection go away. And it was so tight that I was afraid to try to start peeling the tube apart. I thought I was going to have to immerse the whole package in ice cold water until the phone rang. It was a close family member and our conversation got my mind of my penis and it mercifully went flaccid so I could escape the confines of the tube.

I hope the foregoing will provide a word of warning for any really girthy guys who might be contemplating this little stunt

Great Post - funny stuff!
 

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are american ones smaller? whenever i see pics they dont seem as big as the uk ones which are 1.9 in diameter.
 

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are american ones smaller? whenever i see pics they dont seem as big as the uk ones which are 1.9 in diameter.


indeed , our toilet rolls in our house are 6 1/2" to 6 3/4 so does this mean we have to pass a harder test? someone send me an american one in post so i can try it out :p