1. D_Cunningham Cumshipper

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    I remember reading about this, but I can't seem to find to find any reference to what exactly it determines or if the size of the rolls varies by country. Can anybody offer some help here?
     
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    I'd like to know too, since it makes little sense to me. I can't even get my soft dick in one of those things, so it's obviously impossible hard. I'm in the USA, if that matters.
     
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    I thought this was going to be an analysis about what it means if some one prefers over- the-top or down-the- back toilet paper dispensing... I guess I was wrong.

    For the record, when I was young, I never thought to put my cock into a toilet paper roll. Once older and hearing about it, my only thought was, "why would some guy risk a paper-cut on his willy". Even soft my cock couldn't fit width wise in a paper towel roll and even less in a toilet paper roll.
     
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    I like to have the paper come from the back myself....

    I too cannot fit my penis in a standard cardboard roll unless I'm soft. found this out after reading about a home made toy. You take the cardboard roll from the toilet paper, put a condomopened up inside placing the open end on the cardboard. Grease yourself up and use it as a masterbator. I tried, but couldn't fit after I'd gotten hard. Cardboard just split!:eek:

    I've told a couple of friends about this they tried and said it felt real good and they didn't have any problems not fitting.:tongue:

    Give it a shot!:wank:
     
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    here is in my country 6" around
     
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    I measured the circumference of a toilet paper roll I just 'emptied': 5.5 inches around... that's actually above the average for girth I thought, is it not?

    And for the record, I went to stick my erection inside, and it literally looked up and laughed at me.:eek:
     
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    LOL, this made me laugh and I couldn't resist so I just did the same and rolls are 6.25" (far above average) here in the UK....so if they are used a measuring 'benchmark' what does that say I wonder?:tongue:
     
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    well, not fitting a 6.25 circ one would definitely seperate the larger guys... I ran it by little average and he still chuckled a little though, lol.

    I remember a few years ago, I placed my flaccid penis inside one (a 5.5 inch one mind you, and I already knew it wouldn't fit...) and proceded to get hard and split the roll apart. I felt so proud... then I went to school and failed my english test. Made me feel less proud.
     
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    I use a brand of toilet roll with an ultra-small tube. It's about 2.75" round... so there's not really too much hope of getting many cocks in there at all, tbh. :rolleyes:
     
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    Ahhh LPSG, so diverse.:biggrin1:
     
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    I always thought the 'toilet-paper roll' test was to the un-official way to determine if you *really* needed a magnum size condom.
    If you can fit in the roll, a regular condom will be fine.
    If you don't fit in it, look for a larger/looser condom

    HTH.
     
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    that's the correct answer. It's intended as a test to see if you need above average condoms.
     
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    I've taken the test with the regular, standard, 5.5 inch circumference American toilet paper roll...

    He could see thru the tube, but couldn't get his head in...it didn't matter either way because there was nothing interesting in there anyways...

    OmahaBeef
     
  14. Gisella

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    How cute !!!

    I know that penis do smille !:biggrin1:

    Take a picture to show us AA...:wink:
     
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    Here you go Gisella. Kinda spur of the moment, but I think it get's the point accross (it ain't getting no further down the shaft than that, that's for sure!) :biggrin1:
     

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    Never been able to fit while hard. Maybe I have some really friggin skinny toilet paper rolls. They're just the normal Charmin rolls you buy at Krogers.
    Gotta say though, not fitting is kind of an ego boost :biggrin1:
     
  17. Ummagumma

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    Indeed.

    People accross the globe starve to death every day. There's war and famine and descrimination abroad. Yet many of us suffer not of these things, for we have the whole world at our fingertips. And what do we do with it?

    We stick our penis in toilet paper rolls

    :rolleyes:

    Just another of the great mysteries of life I guess.
     
  18. Gisella

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    :eek: .....:eek:

    Fat fat one does not fit in the hole... Texas average for sure...:biggrin1:

    Thanks AA...:wink:
     
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    And AA...the next task is to weight your penis...use the one we weight food if possible give the results...i'm curious about that it looks heavy..is it so ???:confused:
     
  20. Ummagumma

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    Thanks for all the kind words (and attention) Gisella :smile: And usually, the 'fat fat one' does not like to fit in the hole, lol.

    It does look kinda heavy I guess... And sometimes, I admit, I stop 'playing with it' and admire how thick it is... but heavy? I don't know, it's always been attached to me, so I have nothing to compare. Although, as I think now, sometimes when I stand while erect I can feel it hanging down, almost pulling (stretching) the whole 'pubic area' down with it - don't know if anyone else can attest to this or not.

    I'll look around for a scale - we may not have one though...
     
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