toilet time experiences

[B_Hornaplenty]

Has anyone else had some interesting experiences while using the toilet? When I was a kid some parts of our town didn't have indoor plumbing, so we used outdoor toilets. Some had two-hole seats, and when we were 8 or 9 years old, boys and girls would go in together. The girls were amused by how we would stand and aim our cocks to piss, and sometimes wanted to hold our cock for us. Of course it would get hard which they liked even more. The girls would also show us what a pussy looked like.

At the local park, the public toilets were near the playground, and when we guys were 11 or 12 years old, two or three of us would go into the men's section together. We were beginning to develop our size by then, and were curious about grown men. The urinals were trough type, where everyone lined up side by side. On holidays the place would be busy, so we'd go in to piss and observe the men. Some would hold their dick so you couldn't see much, but others proudly whipped out their big cock. It gave us a lot of hope as we were adding inches to our own endowment.

 

[B_Spladle]

My toilet time experiences consist solely of #1 and #2.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I was on the toilet once when my friend's grandmother nearly sat on me. I know she's blind and all, but I told her I was still peeing. She just kept saying, "I have to go to the bathroom." It was... interesting.

 

[D_alex8]

An aged friend of my parents once somehow managed to lose her false teeth while visiting for Christmas lunch. So we spent the best part of an hour hunting for them ... only to finally spot them sat in the water at the bottom of the toilet. At which point, she excitedly lunged forward, grabbed them out of the water and put them straight into her mouth.

Various gagging noises and sharp intakes of breath emanated from those unfortunate enough to be watching, and she was never invited again.

 

[Pecker]

Eau d' Toilette - the new breath freshener from France.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Eau d' Toilette - the new breath freshener from France.

LOL thanks i needed that.

 

[phantom73]

The facilities at our county fair still have a trough urinal. It's always glorious to see those farm boys displaying the tool they use to "plow the field"!

You'll have that in a farming community.

 

[MMURF1]

yeah, just 1 and 2 here for me, nothing else....

 

[D_Coyne Toss]

The only toilet experience i had, was in Beijing, when a Chinese guy stared for long seconds at my penis, hanging 3 times his. His eyes were similar to these !

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Well I once saw a pervert wacking off at the end of a row of urinals in a public toilet, it was quite busy and I never saw him again, so I think somebody reported him. If I had been older and wiser at the time, i would have told the security in the mall the toilet was part of.

I once saw a friend of mines dick because we were both standing at urinals and holding aconversation, and I just insinctively turned to give him eye contact as he did, then we both realised we were standing there peeing, checked each other out with a quick glance, and it wasnt really spoken of again.

Again with a "once" I was using a cubical "as is my habbit" and I noticed a hole in it, which could be used to look out across all the dicks lined up at the urinals - it was literally at eye hight if you were sitting down. I thought "it must be sealed up!" bent down to have a look ,and sure enough I caught an eyefull of the guy standing at the urinal right next to the cubical. Woops.

Thats about it, I go to the toilet to pee, not to perv over other men.

 

[dongalong]

I once let a girlfriend hold my semi erect cock whilst I took a piss, she wanted to try out being a man. The whole experience was less than erotic for her because I had drank coffee earlier and my piss smelled really bad!:yuck:

 

[Heather LouAnna]

An ex and I were at a friend's place, just watching the game and drinking. There were just three couples, including myself and my boyfriend at the time, Lucas. My ex came out of the bathroom with this weird look on his face and I asked him what was wrong. Lucas laughed saying "I sat on the downstairs toilet to take a shit and my dick fell in the water. Totally disgusting."

My other friend, Tom, goes "Yeah, man! That happens to me too on that fucking toilet."

My third friend Aaron, who's Vietnamese, just sat there and didn't say anything. lol

 

[B_Spladle]

An ex and I were at a friend's place, just watching the game and drinking. There were just three couples, including myself and my boyfriend at the time, Lucas. My ex came out of the bathroom with this weird look on his face and I asked him what was wrong. Lucas laughed saying "I sat on the downstairs toilet to take a shit and my dick fell in the water. Totally disgusting."

My other friend, Tom, goes "Yeah, man! That happens to me too on that fucking toilet."

My third friend Aaron, who's Vietnamese, just sat there and didn't say anything. lol

You, sir, are a racist!

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

You, sir, are a racist!

*cough* Madame

 

[Heather LouAnna]

*shrug* lol You can call me sir, you so choose, Chaseter.

I'm not racist. lol That's just what happened, man. I took the consideration to change their names at least.

 

[D_alex8]

I'm not racist. lol That's just what happened, man. I took the consideration to change their names at least.

Erm, you propagated the "all Asians are small" myth by referring to that one friend purely in terms of his being Vietnamese. 'Nuff said.

 

[dreamer20]

Good luck is when a young lad is just tall enough to pee standing before the toilet.

Bad luck is when the lid falls down on him.

 

[B_Spladle]

Erm, you propagated the "all Asians are small" myth by referring to that one friend purely in terms of his being Vietnamese. 'Nuff said.

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