Told a 5' friend he was average. He'll soon find out he's well under average.

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Erm, I can tell your intentions are perfectly honest and kind, but this case is a clear example of a white lie gone wrong. I suppose you never would have known he'd have such massive underlying issues involving his penis size when you told him he was average, but your original honesty has clearly got you into a web of lies that you now have to backtrack on.

You're going have to be someone you're not when you tell him these stats. You need to tell him to man the fuck up and not let something most girls post-teen are actually not that bothered about, bother him. He's what? 26? He's getting to the age he should be after kids not a fuckbuddy, as long as his dick works for that why let something like his length get to him so much!

If he can't get over it, he needs counselling or it will consume his life.

Anyway, most of the best advice has been given above me. Maybe it would be best to forward him the info, it wil not hurt his ego as much if he can discover the information for himself. That's what seems to really be getting to him, his ego, his male pride.
 
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OP indicated her friend has no internet, but I think contacting him in person on such a personal matter is the best way. And oh yes, sixtynine skills are always handy!
 

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Ok, after 15 posts, I've learned that you're a 28 year old female :rolleyes: and your small-cocked gay-wannabe friend is 26...

Hmmm, might just be me - my BS sensor is still on high alert - but at least you've bought a gold membership...

But then, you could be real...
 

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I've never had a woman love me for my penis. Of course, if I had a 12" cock, maybe that would be different. I have strong sense that his size matters much more to him that it does to you. Tell him the truth: you really like what he does, how he does it, and what he does it with. Nothing else should really concern him.

Of course, I have some doubts about the OP based simply on the fact that you have "been doing the research for him because he is from a family of 9 kids and so doesn't have private access to a computer". This scenario sounds so unlikely I wouldn't be surprised if this is yet another guy trying to get us to talk about "his" small penis. If I'm wrong, I apologize...

Ok, after 15 posts, I've learned that you're a 28 year old female :rolleyes: and your small-cocked gay-wannabe friend is 26...

Hmmm, might just be me - my BS sensor is still on high alert - but at least you've bought a gold membership...

But then, you could be real...

this
 

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Thank you to all those who have offered advice. I have taken it all on board and really appreciate you taking the time to reply.

To those who suspect I am actually a small-cocked guy posing as a woman, I'm sorry that you are so cynical and suspicious. I'm not an exhibitionist and don't feel the need to post a picture of my body in order to 'prove' to you my gender.
 

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Thank you to all those who have offered advice. I have taken it all on board and really appreciate you taking the time to reply.

To those who suspect I am actually a small-cocked guy posing as a woman, I'm sorry that you are so cynical and suspicious. I'm not an exhibitionist and don't feel the need to post a picture of my body in order to 'prove' to you my gender.

No proof demanded or required...
 

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With nine kids, at least his shit works!

On another note, I gotta say that I would really hate to be this guy. I know I'm not contributing anything constructive to this thread, but I would just cry like a girl if I had a tiny penis. That's all.
 

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5x4 is perfectly normal, and close enough to average that you can hardly be blamed for telling him as much. You DID state that you expected just a tad bigger. He now knows that he is unexceptional, which is perfectly fine. Most people are unexceptional.

As far as I'm concerned you've done him good so far; no need to feel so guilty. If he really wants to get into a detailed statistical discussion that's one thing, but at some level he probably just wants the attention. All dudes want women to be as fascinated by their penis as they are.
 

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I think you should just tell him 6 inches appears to be average. Don't tell him he's small, let him draw his own conclusions. If he's makes a deal out of the news tell him his size is fine with you but if he's worried about it he can practice licking on you all he wants.
 

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Dear Rabbitt - Contrary to older published research that listed the average penis length as 6", it turns out that is really 5" and you weren't lying to your boyfriend..The original 6" number, came from researchers who TRUSTED their male subjects to do a self-measurement and then report it! Now, knowing how insecure your boyfriend is, do you think they NEVER rounded up their measurements? Obviously, the researchers were clueless as to the male psyche! If you want your boyfriend to feel better, here is a link to a youtube clip that is both funny and talks about the 5 inch penis and the "6 inch myth".. At least, watch the video yourself!

YouTube - How to measure your penis...WITHOUT CHEATING!!