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Well, not a chance- but it got me around to wondering who thinks of these things. I suddenly remembered reading an article in the paper a couple of years back about a man who had to call 911 to have himself extracated from a hot tub. You see, he had decided that he could use a jet not thinking about the very near future when he would become hard... and stuck...

Anyhow, probably the same guy.
 
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gamma_phi: I tried when I was like in the sixth grade or something and wasn't able to get it in there. Do not ask me why I tried, I just did, and couldn't do it.
 

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I showed Mrs Beautiful this thread, so she got a paper roll, pulled my pants down, and I was actually surprised that I couldn't fit more than the tip in. I didn't think I was very thick. I'm not sure this is a very good way to measure whether or not you fit in an "average" or bigger category. I don't consider myself very thick at 5.75.

However Mrs Beautiful also got the ruler out and to my surprise, I've added another .25 inch. She smiled quite broadly. :D

I didn't think all that jelqing was doing more than relaxing me.

A pleasant surprise.

Thanks for the thread.

Buff
 

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The more I read LPSG, the better I feel about lots of the quirky things I've done with my cock. Years ago--not counting how many--when I first 'found' my dick gave me lots of pleasure, I had these thoughts about--hey, I wonder if my dick would fit in there. Is there a male in existence who hasn't been concerned about his dick size? I doubt it. What better place than in the bathroom where the cylindrical spool provides the hole for testing and the door locked making sure there's no rush for finding the results.

I suppose when I was around 12, I first tested the insertion and was really proud when my head almost came to the opposite end. I remember pushing hard on the 'spool' against my pubes, trying hard to get all I could out the other end. And then, one day it had grown and it extended out, where I could actually put my fingers around It! But like so many of you have said about yours, there soon came a day when my thickness kept me from trying on the spool and I had to be satisfied just pushing it along the side of my shaft. After all, this was my private measuring device and I enjoyed keeping up with how much longer I become.

So, after reading this thread some of you went for the TP roll? :p I did, too, just because it's still awesome to think how much bigger my cock has grown. :wow:
 

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I can fit my erection inside a toilet paper roll tube with no problems...even have some wiggle room to spare. You guys with thick one's have NO idea what it is like to have a thin one.

So, it IS possible for a man to be hung to the point where one can fit inside. Not something to brag about, that's for sure! And not something the women want to find when they pull a man's pants down, either.
 
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Jimmy13IN: Not even close to getting the tip of my dick when totally soft or limp in the roll
 

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Originally posted by Scott8361@Mar 22 2005, 04:28 AM
I can fit my erection inside a toilet paper roll tube with no problems...even have some wiggle room to spare. You guys with thick one's have NO idea what it is like to have a thin one.

So, it IS possible for a man to be hung to the point where one can fit inside. Not something to brag about, that's for sure! And not something the women want to find when they pull a man's pants down, either.
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I'll try to not generalize, Scott, but GENERALLY the bigger the dick the less hard it gets when erected, especialy as a man ages. I just bet your erection is steely hard and lots of women would select the hardness over the hugeness (to coin a word). Their clit is right there ready for massage and stroking, man.
 

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Haha, yeah, that's something you try as a kid. I don't remember being able to fit and I'm sure it really bummed me out, lol.

But I get Maxim, and I bet they said that just to make their readers feel better about themselves. Because a happy reader is a happy subscriber. It's totally over rated too, half the stuff isn't even funny anymore.

Also, this plays into my whole "6 inch = average" conspiracy. Which was started by people who weren't well endowed. I think they just say the average is that low, to make the few small people feel better about themselves.
Ok, I'm just rambling on, I'll shut up.
 
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NikkiSixx: Umm...I think that the average is actually well below that, more like 5.1 inches; you'd be surprised at how many small people there are (BTW, I'm not one of them, FYI)...

...oh yeah, I don't remember being able to fit my cock into a toilet paper roll since I was a kid.
 

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I thought i have a chance to get it into the roll, but although i took a very cold shower a had no chance to get my soft dick into it, because my head is to big.
If i flatten the roll and lie it onto my erect penis they are nearly equal in width.
 

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Originally posted by captainstupid@Mar 22 2005, 02:29 PM
Maxim really is a lousy mag.
If I am now "big" enough to be in porn I am going to hollywood!! (where I assume they make pornos)
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Let us know how your screen test goes, capt. BTW, take along a handful of Viagra, b/c there's more involved than having a big one. :D
 

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With the girth mentioned in my signature, i can't even stick my cock head in the toilet paper tube, neither i could as a teen.

As far as i remember, i can't even stick my soft penis in those holes, but i should check! ;)
 

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Originally posted by whatno@Mar 22 2005, 08:49 AM
Also, this plays into my whole "6 inch = average" conspiracy. Which was started by people who weren't well endowed. I think they just say the average is that low, to make the few small people feel better about themselves.
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seriously. this "the average male's penis is 6" long" bullshit is so tired now. my experience of 250+ guys says otherwise. maybe the average male WISHES the average male's penis is 6" long. I can say for damn sure it ain't.
 
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Spyderdan: my two cents, ok maybe more than just 2 :eyes: :

I'm going to muster up the balls to admit: yeah I can fit my (almost full) erection in the damn tube. The only reason full erection stops me is because my head is a little too big, but if its a semi I can stuff it in, and I just kind of force it down to about 3/4 of the tube, then it stops. Does it make me upset? Sort of, but not really.

The diameter and circumference of the tube is almost exactly like my penis. I make it 1.5 inches wide, and 5 inches around. I'm 6.25- 6.5 inches long, 1.5 inches wide, and just under 5 'round. Flaccid? It's hard for me to believe people have trouble.

Most "surveys" I've seen say I'm "average." Yes it does make me "feel good." In my humble meandering experience I know or have met about 6 or 7 guys 10 inches +, a few 8- 10, a whole lot of 5-7 inches (which is what I make to be the scientific average), and a few 3-5. Sounds about right to me (compared to what I hear, and read [exluding LPSG of course]). There are billions of males who have all sorts of sizes and, yeah, its very possible that one male ran into only 250 who are well-endowed. It's chance I think (let's not forget it would be a higher chance for those who are known to be well-endowed who attract others like him by reputation , or those who seek others well-endowed). Let's through in things like, say, the bigger the dick the more open to discussion a guy seems, and the smaller the less likely to talk about that often, so many guys you have met are around 6 inches. And lets also say, that the larger the dick we hear about, the more prominent it may be in our memories.

I will mention that the size surveys on some of these websites are interesting. Self-measured simple "surveys" that say on a certain Large Penis Support group, that the average (majority) of its members is about 8 inches, and a Penis Enlargement group's is about 6. Wow, I think these people are being honest, and it matches the research. And to study a small group you can usually make accurate generalizations about the whole.

I must add it is very hard to imagine having another sized dick whoever you are. I can't begin to imagine sucking my own prick, or not being able to fit my hand around a soda-can-size shaft, or it being impossible to fit my totally soft dick in a toilet paper tube even naked in the arctic, etc. A guy with a much larger cock can't imagine only being able to fit one hand on a pitiful love-handle, his manhood only 6 measly inches, or as you have stated be able to fit an erect dick into such a small hole. My roll was 5 inches around, and if you're 5.1, then you just won't fit into the cardboard cylinder.

Why would the majority buy into a survey meant to make the minority feel better? That's just foolish. Aren't there any huge-pecker'ed scientists out there who want to expose the truth? If the average dick is 12.3 inches, I say big whoop. I'm 6 inches. You're 8 inches, he's 10, oh well. It doesn't change me, or even my perception of self.

Did you ever see that Woody Allen movie about "Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex but Didn't Ask" when the mad scientist tells Woody that the average human penis is 19 inches? Then this horrible look of inadequecy on Woody's face and the scientist says, "You just wouldn't believe what kind of discoveries I'm making!"

But seriously, I "talk" too much, should I put all my bullshit in a blog, and not reply with these "essays" or what? I can't help it!
 

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Spyder, walk into any other general venue (IRL or online) and you'll find it filled with averaqe guys.

But you've entered the door marked "LPSG." What do you expect to find here?

Hint: the "L" doesn't stand for "Liars."
 

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Spyderdan, you're well above average. Kinsey, with 5000 test subjects put the average between 5.1 and 5.5 depending on where you read his reports. Dr. Rock is right in saying that 6" is a "pipedream" for average! Average girth is about 4.8, so you are right in saying that someone even slightly above average wouldn't fit. I think this was a silly test and I'm not sure what it's intention was, but it bothers me that so much misinformation about "average size" circulates.

Obviously, the average around here will seem higher because 1) this is the LARGE penis support group, and 2) many of the posting members have large penises. We must remember that out of our 11,000+ members, only about three or four hundred post! You are only hearing from less than five percent of our membership EVEN HERE. Any report that states the average size of the erect male penis to be 6'' or more should be instantly disregarded.