Tom Cardy (Australian comedian and musician)

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So there's this Australian comedian and singer who writes hilarious songs and is pretty sexy too, I think. He often shoots his music videos in his room and in his underwear or short trousers.
I wonder if he's straight. He wears earrings and nail polish (not that this is something a straight guy wouldn't do today and I'm aware it's not a thing every gay/bi guy does). But I guess he's confident with his sexuality.

Maybe someone knows and have more of him?
 

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I’m convinced you putting that as one of the first images shut down this thread. The guy is actually sexy af and I’m pretty certain deliberately flaunts his crotch in his vids so I’m surprised there’s nothing here…
 

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Yesssssss. I love Tom so much. As much as a stranger can another I guess I'm infatuated lol I've found his music a while ago. Around the time his mixed feelings official video came out with the anime vibe. Yeah; he's so attractive imo. The whole package; funny, cute, handsome, and masculine. In regards to his personal style: I totally love it and I'm afraid he's staright to anyone that wondered. I was holding my breath when I was listening thru his music for signs or hints of anything revealing. Not that that alone would mean shit lol as if I'd know anything intimate about a stranger. I might as well be a paparazzi although, I do have a conspiracy theory; I think he did date a guy a before imo. My reason being is because in his flight of Conchords parody song; there's that one bit where he thinks he dates a girl but turns out to be a guy right? Well, in that same video (Carole brown), when he's going down the list of names of people he's 'dated', there's a guy's name there too. Lol I mean, obviously it has to do with the song as well, but that one name didn't rhyme with anything as it does in the song so j thought it was something random as hint maybe? Lol who tf knows. I'm holding out for Tom

Really do like his music though, and that was what initially got me into 'him'. And then, I think it was something with his accent that really shined in for me but I just like accents. But he's also like not too 'hot', of that makes sense. Cause when guys are like super attractive, I for some reason just can't like them as much as someone non model looking, cause they're less intimidating to look at irl or be with imo. Idk. But yesss for finding his thread I was hoping someone would leak his Oz cock
 

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Yesssssss. I love Tom so much. As much as a stranger can another I guess I'm infatuated lol I've found his music a while ago. Around the time his mixed feelings official video came out with the anime vibe. Yeah; he's so attractive imo. The whole package; funny, cute, handsome, and masculine. In regards to his personal style: I totally love it and I'm afraid he's staright to anyone that wondered. I was holding my breath when I was listening thru his music for signs or hints of anything revealing. Not that that alone would mean shit lol as if I'd know anything intimate about a stranger. I might as well be a paparazzi although, I do have a conspiracy theory; I think he did date a guy a before imo. My reason being is because in his flight of Conchords parody song; there's that one bit where he thinks he dates a girl but turns out to be a guy right? Well, in that same video (Carole brown), when he's going down the list of names of people he's 'dated', there's a guy's name there too. Lol I mean, obviously it has to do with the song as well, but that one name didn't rhyme with anything as it does in the song so j thought it was something random as hint maybe? Lol who tf knows. I'm holding out for Tom

Really do like his music though, and that was what initially got me into 'him'. And then, I think it was something with his accent that really shined in for me but I just like accents. But he's also like not too 'hot', of that makes sense. Cause when guys are like super attractive, I for some reason just can't like them as much as someone non model looking, cause they're less intimidating to look at irl or be with imo. Idk. But yesss for finding his thread I was hoping someone would leak his Oz cock
Think he’s possibly bi?… recent lyrics suggest it, as well as his general vibe idk
 
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Think he’s possibly bi?… recent lyrics suggest it, as well as his general vibe idk

Yup, his lyrics mention bisexuality whenever they can. In "High Five," he pesters a character named Michael incessantly in many different ways, one of which is by telling his girlfriend that he's cheating on her with him.

Lyrics from his song 'High Five' said:
I really want a high five
And if you give me one, I'll put my hand down
But if you don't give me a high five
Then I'll leave my hand up and cause a fuckin' scene
(...)
A-ea-ea, what's that sound?
Could it be me buyin' everyone a round of
Fireball, but then drinkin' them all
And then tellin' your girlfriend that you're cheatin' on her with me

While in "Never gonna Mike you Mike," the Mike character is set up "with a nice guy or girl."

Lyrics from his song 'Never gonna Mike you Mike' said:
We're no strangers to love
Well, most of us, except for mike
He's fairly ripped and he's super smart
(...)
Whenever I set Mike up
With a nice guy or girl

He also happens to be very candid with his insecurities in some of his songs, such as how he mentions doing blow a little bit too often for it to not be an addiction of his or how he straight-up has a whole short song about his bad relationship with his dad.

Lyrics from his song 'Why am I anxious' said:
If you're so smart, why am I sad?
Because twice a week you get on the bags
Well, maybe it's that
It's definitely that
Do I need more hugs?
Stop taking drugs

Lyrics from his song 'High Five' said:
Down low, too slow, oh no
I just offered your nephew blow
stepped-on shit, talkin' mostly speed
and I'mma tell everyone you sold it to me

Lyrics from his song 'Therapy is cool; Dad! ft. Axel.F said:
My dad lived in the eighties
He did not do the drugs
But sometimes I wish he did the therapy
(Just once)
Maybe my issues would be
A little bit less extreme
If my dad had reflected more and put me into less
(Team sports)

All this candidness makes me think that he's talking about himself by inserting bisexuality in his songs. On the other hand, maybe it was his dysfunctional relationship with his dad made him paint his nails, wear dangly earrings and do everything else that could be perceived as signs of having the gay while being effectively straight. I'm not counting college-age experimentation as being bi in this scenario.
 

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Yup, his lyrics mention bisexuality whenever they can. In "High Five," he pesters a character named Michael incessantly in many different ways, one of which is by telling his girlfriend that he's cheating on her with him.



While in "Never gonna Mike you Mike," the Mike character is set up "with a nice guy or girl."



He also happens to be very candid with his insecurities in some of his songs, such as how he mentions doing blow a little bit too often for it to not be an addiction of his or how he straight-up has a whole short song about his bad relationship with his dad.







All this candidness makes me think that he's talking about himself by inserting bisexuality in his songs. On the other hand, maybe it was his dysfunctional relationship with his dad made him paint his nails, wear dangly earrings and do everything else that could be perceived as signs of having the gay while being effectively straight. I'm not counting college-age experimentation as being bi in this scenario.

Having painted nails is pretty common with younger guys of all orientations lately especially in the music scene. Even outside of music, completely straight actors like Brad Pitt have been recently seen with manicured and painted nails when they attend award shows. It’s no longer really seen as feminine or gay as it once was. Same with dangly earrings, especially crucifix earrings… it’s sort of a straight tik tok teen/eboy style choice.
 
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