Tom Cruise Has Been Replaced

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Mission Impossible Squirrel.

    Tom's done like dinner.
    This makes perfect sense. The Squirrel does his own stunts,
    He's a better actor than Tom Cruise,
    He's smarter than Tom Cruise,
    And in all likelyhood, has a bigger penis than Tom Cruise. :rolleyes:
     
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    Very funny!
     
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    The squirrel + Katie = better looking babies than Tom + Katie*.










    * assuming the baby was his
     
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    Damn, you beat me to it!!!!!!!!! :biggrin1:
     
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    Jake, how come you're lookin' so handsome these days?:cool:
     
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    Why whatever do you mean ????:rolleyes:
     
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    The squirrel lacks Tom's intensity.
     
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    Yes the squirrel is taller, has bigger balls and much better karma.
     
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    I wish he would get replaced in the upcoming Valkyrie, in which he is playing the principal, Claus Graf von Stauffenberg, (main person in july 1944 attempt to overthrow Hitler) over the objections of the family and the Bundeswehr.
    Probably totally omit, (or heterofy) his connection with the gay poet Stefan George.
     
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