Tom Cruise Is Angry.....

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Hysterical

    "an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness."

    ...because it's Holey?
     
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    read some of the indignant messages there from posters who don't "get" that the whole site is satire
     
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    Funny, but it looks more like Alec Baldwin to me.

    <insert pun based on an Alec Baldwin movie title here>
     
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    I wouldn't want to be a member of the Impossible Insertion Force.
     
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    I rectum so.:biggrin1: Now he can shove himself up his ass.:rolleyes:
     
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    ***Rim shot** (If you'll pardon the pun)
    Well, for the last 18 months or so, Mr #1 scientology evangelist has been acting like he's had his head up his ass, now he's going to have a hard time proving otherwise with this li'l toy.
     
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    Finally! Tom should be proud not angry! Something in his likeness can now actually GIVE some pleasure!

    :cool: :confused: :eek: :smile: :biggrin1: :tongue:
     
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