Tony Parker

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by D_Elijah_MorganWood, Jan 17, 2006.

  1. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    I'm not entirely sure she is. I have a friend, who when hard, looks exactly the same way in shorts. He's a little over 6.5
     
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    isn't that his leg stepping forward anyway? haha
     
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    It sort of reminds me of the debate over the similar bulge in the minister's robe in The Little Mermaid. Of course it is his knee, but that didn't stop someone with a fertile imagination from suing Disney.
     
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    If Tony Parker is that size, that's fine. He's a hot motherfucker. I think he's bigger. I'd guess 7.5 minimum. Remember, he's a REALLY tall guy.
     
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    He's a point guard so he's pretty small for the NBA. He's probably around 6 feet.
     
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    Then Eva Longoria must be right around 4 foot 5...
     
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    She is pretty short. Tony's listed as 6'2".
     
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    She's 5'3". My BF is 6'2" and in wet shorts looks pretty much like that. He has 9". We'll need a lot more dirty pics before we decide on this guy. Until then I'll be eating mango sorbet off his stomach.
     
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    Sorcerer, do you really think that Ms. Eva would tolerate a little dick. That hungry Latina Don't want NO SHORT SHORT MAN! Think about Eva, and think about her fucking with a dude with a little dick- I just don't think so- that would be a deal breaker.
     
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    HEY! I'm the one who thinks he has a BIG one!
     
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    If Eva Longoria doesn't want him for any reason she can throw him my way: that's what she gets for dating a gay man. I don't care how big his dick is: he's so pretty!
     
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    Dude, your profile says 100 percent straight. You need to get your new identity worked out...
     
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    He just "turned" gay on the spot at the sight of Tony Parker.
     
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