Tony Ward

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An ex-model, who looks like death-warmed-over and has an itzy-bitzy penis? With that kind of send-off, who needs COFFEE?! :biggrin1:

I will waddle to the subway a happy, fat mutha#~<*@. Thanks, fellas.

[And poor Madonna.]
 

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JackbytheSea said:
An ex-model, who looks like death-warmed-over and has an itzy-bitzy penis?

Looks closer to average than the itzy-bitzy, plus average is generally better for oral sex.

In addition to that, his looks, which are fine, don't matter that much to me, since he'd be face down, spread eagle across the edge of the bed/sofa/tub/etc anyway.
 

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