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Well I made the math.
10" L 7.5"G to the avg 5.55"L 4.96"G
Volume indication of yours = 44.78503
AVG indication = 10.87092
Factor = x 4.12

Formulas used : (Girth/(2*Pi))*(Girth/(2*Pi))*Pi*Lenght

Move on. I don t need a picture of your monster.


i was always shit at maths so will take ur word for it ............. shame you cant find a mathmatical formula to improve your personality.
 

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Your wife should get herself checked to see what the problem is. Maybe it is your incredible size, maybe it's a problem with her. Can she manage smaller 'things' in there? Smaller dildos, etc? Are there tumors? Swelling? Has she had children? Are there times of the month that are easier than others?

My wife's problem stems from c-section scar tissue. For her the solution isn't lube, or gentle stretching. It would be corrective surgery that is not guaranteed to work. (Plus, she was never a "size queen" to begin with).
 

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I marvel at how often people come to this forum for advice about issues that clearly warrant discussion with a doctor. Such ingenious advice as "Try making her wet," or "Take it slow" notwithstanding, you and she need to make an appointment with a doctor and get her examined. There are any number of physical and/or psychological problems that could be causing this, but no one here is going to be able to answer your question.

Of course, there's always the possibility that some of these are just ruses to get people talking in an erotic manner about big cocks and small pussies.
 
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I marvel at how often people come to this forum for advice about issues that clearly warrant discussion with a doctor. Such ingenious advice as "Try making her wet," or "Take it slow" notwithstanding, you and she need to make an appointment with a doctor and get her examined. There are any number of physical and/or psychological problems that could be causing this, but no one here is going to be able to answer your question.

Of course, there's always the possibility that some of these are just ruses to get people talking in an erotic manner about big cocks and small pussies.


this is probably the best answer by far, yes that will be the next step but she finds speaking to doctor about these things embarrassing so i figured would give this a shot first .... but yeh shoulda just skipped straight to the "visit a doc" part.
 

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An unsubstantiated claim at best. Quite frankly he's well known around here... for being a liar.
And F is following him. Why do even men think that their penis is longer than 9" and have a circumference bigger than 6.5"?
Even that we know, that only a few with that walk around on the planet.
Why not saying that you are making more than 1,000,000 USD/year? There are more of them, than having such a voluminous penis.
 
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And F is following him. Why do even men think that their penis is longer than 9" and have a circumference bigger than 6.5"?
Even that we know, that only a few with that walk around on the planet.
Why not saying that you are making more than 1,000,000 USD/year? There are more of them, than having such a voluminous penis.


YAWN !!!! .......... u obviously dont even check the members on your own site, as i have already seen one member that although not supplying measurements looks to be around the same !!! ..... never mind, good luck continuing to hate on anyone with a penis bigger than yours.


btw - sorry to dissapoint i only earn around £30,000, but hey should i win the lottery i will be sure to check back in for some of your hating.
 

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Mr F,

All the guys that you have mentioned or referred to are at best "self claiming" in length, especially Mr. 13.5. He has been asked and avoided numerous times to put an accurately measured pic up. Why??? because he can't!

Take a look around here. Even here with over thousands of members, a "Large Cock" site, very few have produced legitimate, properly measured, un-edited photos of cocks over 9".

You want to silence the doubters? Put up a legit, measured, un-edited pic (top-side, end of the tape**not starting at the 2" mark"** at the base of your cock) in your gallery, and prove them wrong.

Believe me when I tell you that we have been "assured" enough that it takes more than a claim. While you may not have intended to start a size debate thread, unsubstantiated claims of EXTRA large cocks, don't fly here very well.

Maybe you are too big for your wife to comfortably have sex with you, and many here have had the same difficulties and could have helped you with proven suggestions. But to follow with a claim to be as big as you say you are, derails it everytime.

The rest is up to you :smile:
 
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HI, what a crock of s

I am new here and would appreciate any feedback from anybody who has been in the same situation as me with their wife or g/f, this is a serious issue and i would politely ask for only genuine answers please,

My wife and i have been married for 3 years almost now and our sex life has come to a complete standstill, because she physically cannot handle my penis, we haven't had sex for a while due to this issue and this is largely because the last few times we had sex it hurt her so badly that she has very little sex drive now and says that the thought of the pain involved in having sex turns her off, she hates not being able to have sex and i hate how she now feels.

Has anyone ever had a similar situation where their size has caused major problems in their relationship ?



what a load of dung
 

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isn't there another member on here who claims to be even bigger than the OP?


There's a few that "claim" to be longer, but I haven't seen someone claiming that long and that thick at the same time :rolleyes:


I guess we'll never know the truth from the OP :confused:
 

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i do get your point totally ... but if you look in my opening paragraph i did exactly that ... i just said we were having problems and that was it ... someone asked size and i told them. Yeh i have also seen the guy claiming 13.5 and although like u say never measured looks about right !!

HI,

I am new here and would appreciate any feedback from anybody who has been in the same situation as me with their wife or g/f, this is a serious issue and i would politely ask for only genuine answers please,

My wife and i have been married for 3 years almost now and our sex life has come to a complete standstill, because she physically cannot handle my penis, we haven't had sex for a while due to this issue and this is largely because the last few times we had sex it hurt her so badly that she has very little sex drive now and says that the thought of the pain involved in having sex turns her off, she hates not being able to have sex and i hate how she now feels.

Has anyone ever had a similar situation where their size has caused major problems in their relationship ?


i was always shit at maths so will take ur word for it ............. shame you cant find a mathmatical formula to improve your personality.

1- You are one of the following.

2- You are an under age virgin and shouldn't be here.

3- You are one of very few people on this earth who never seen another man's penis and still a virgin.

4- You have very small penis and trying to vent some of your anger here.

5- You do have a large penis but have no brain to go with it

6- You are full of BS.

From your original post and going through all your replies in this thread, it is clear the first 5 points don't apply to you.
 

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Well, it happens sometimes.

Be tender, patience, provide her with a long, long love play. Touch and lick every inch of her body. Don't hurry, make her cry for it, wet, use a lots of lube. When she gets more than ready get in very slow and a little, don't pull, just touch her vagina.
Women's genital has the ability to stretch and take the cock form and size. If you doing this slow and patiently soon will be able have great sex.
If not, go to a doc.
 

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An unsubstantiated claim at best. Quite frankly he's well known around here... for being a liar.

It's not unsubstantiated that Jonah Falcon holds a record for the biggest penis in the world. It's actually quite well know.

My favorite part of that article is, "Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis!" Wow, somebody needs to go back to school! LOL
 

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It's not unsubstantiated that Jonah Falcon holds a record for the biggest penis in the world. It's actually quite well know.

My favorite part of that article is, "Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis!" Wow, somebody needs to go back to school! LOL
I should not so this, but I will. Where is the proof? By him? Do you have measured cock pictures?