Too long dick, even when soft ??

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Do any of you guys have such a long penis, when soft, that it's a handicap? Like it's so long that when you sit at the toilet, your dick head goes under the water ??? Or it's so long that you can not wear boxers?
 

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Ooh heck no.,.,I've had to deal with stalkers all my life...I can't imagine how much worse it would be if I had a license plate like that and random crazies who would otherwise never know started following me around...I'd rather park on the other side of the parking lot and remain relatively anonymous than have a reserved parking spot and stalkers waiting by vehicle when I came back out...geez....

BUT...since you mentioned license plates like that....this happened way back in 1989 I think it was. I was temporarily living in WI...had to drive south to Dallas. I can't remember the city, but going south on the Interstate past Madison, and then Janesville (I think) and on in to IL...at that time the interstate just "ended"...the road became a two lane US highway...going south to I think it was near Springfield where I then took and interstate on south....NO truck stops or refueling places on that stretch of US highway...had to take an exit and drive a few miles off to a small town and on the outskirts of the town in the corn fields was a small gas station. I pulled in, pumping on the one pump...another car pulls in....convertible....couple in the car...takes the other side of my pump...she's 30ish or so and he looks about the same...big log in his pants....and I look over and he really has a license plate from IL that announces to the world he has a horse dick...can't remember the shortening to fit he used, but it was obvious. I had been driving since before dawn, summer day, hot and it's now early afternoon...and I am horny and went way out of character for my public behavior....I looked over at her and said something like interesting license plate...she looked up and smiled and I then said bet you a tank of gas and lunch mine is bigger....the look of shock on her face was priceless...I KNOW she had never heard that before. He came back from the bathroom to pump his gas and she told him what I said...he said somethings and I said lets find out...,so we left our two vehicles at the pump, walked around behind the small gas station (the old lady attendant must have thought we three were going to the mens and ladies rooms on that side of the building.....really corn fields all around...he dropped his pants and she started working on his, I turned with my back to them, I dropped my pants and unwrapped to swing free and then turned around to let them see....he really did have a "horse cock" and they both were surprised and "omg wow" stuff...I rewrapped and pulled up my pants and we drove in to the little town for lunch. Ended up going to a holiday inn about a hundred miles further south around Springflield and got adjoining rooms in mid afternoon. She had her first 3sum as I recall and it was worth the delay of a half day for my trip south. LOL. Never saw the again...they said they were from near there. But for that license plate of his, would never have met them...
 

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I just don't wear boxers because my cockhead is always popping out and rubbing uncomfortably against my trousers and that causes unwanted arousal.....am cut but restored.
I wear jockey shorts and curl my cock around sideways so that it fits comfortably in the pouch above my balls!
 
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I don't use public bathrooms to do sit-down business if I can avoid it and the water level in my toilet at home isn't that high. Boxers can be a problem, but I only wear them with dress clothes. I'm usually right at opening of the leg, so when I move around they creep up. I would have to say that the biggest problem is sports also. I think even the biggest cups probably fit like a five inch long guy.
 
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I'm 6-7 soft and have taken to going comando. Call it the rebel in me but I see so many women flaunting all they have that I decided men are pussies to be SO obsessed with hiding their genitals. What, did you all get your weinies slapped by a nun with a ruller when you were 13? :eek: (I jest) :biggrin1:

So I do wear plain boxers at work - which is the same as comando but at least I know I'm wearing underwear.

It lies a fairly good distance down my leg, specially when I sit, and visitors (guys and gals) do sneak their looks at it. No one has seemed to take offense and they shouldn't. We big guys shouldn't feel like freaks. Now, mind you I don't wear a speedo or hot pants to work - as opposed to big gals around the office who wear very revealing outfits - so I would not expect to be called for my attire. I don't distain women who dress hot - I just make the comparison for fairness sake.

The toilet thing. I have low-flow at home and the water level is reasonable. Work toilets are tough and I have forgotten to grab before sitting down if my mind was not on it. And AIRPLANES! Blue dick sucks. How do you explain that? I got blown by a smurf? :cool:
 
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Let's hope it becomes recognized as an official handicap. I would love to have a Big Dick Handicapped License Plate plastered on my car.

Ooh heck no.,.,I've had to deal with stalkers all my life...I can't imagine how much worse it would be if I had a license plate like that and random crazies who would otherwise never know started following me around...I'd rather park on the other side of the parking lot and remain relatively anonymous than have a reserved parking spot and stalkers waiting by vehicle when I came back out...geez....
 
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Do any of you guys have such a long penis, when soft, that it's a handicap? Like it's so long that when you sit at the toilet, your dick head goes under the water ??? Or it's so long that you can not wear boxers?

Yes those are a couple of practical issues I've had to deal with.
 
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well, this isn't because my flaccid penis is exceptionally long by this site's standards, but last week I had some abrasion on the head of my penis from hitting the middle stitching of my boxers. Hasn't ever happened before though. Between 4-5 inches flaccid depending on the weather, my mood, and the alignment of Jupiter.
 

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well, this isn't because my flaccid penis is exceptionally long by this site's standards, but last week I had some abrasion on the head of my penis from hitting the middle stitching of my boxers. Hasn't ever happened before though. Between 4-5 inches flaccid depending on the weather, my mood, and the alignment of Jupiter.

At about 6" flaccid hang (I'm including bone pressed measurement here since we are talking about how far it actually hangs down. Non bone pressed I'm about 4.75" flaccid.) I find it does cause a problem at times. For instance, I wear boxer briefs because I like them best but I have trouble keeping it in the middle because it doesn't have enough room and it's often not appropriate in many environments for it to show. It wants to work it's way over and hang to the side. Also, some pants don't look appropriate to wear with too much bulge going on in some environments. I use to wear briefs but will not go back to those because I can no longer stand the confinement. I do have to take extra caution that it doesn't touch the inside of the toilet bowl. Another down side to a good bulge (one that doesn't become BIG when erect) is that it will attract some women looking for a big dick screwing who are going to be disappointed.
 

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I don't know if I would say handicap, but rather issues to deal with. Indeed, I do find boxers problematic as well. Besides showing a lot, which I may or may not care about I get a lot of chaffing when I just let is hang. Each step my cock moves up and down quite a bit mostly rubbing my cockhead, which often causes a me to go semi further aggravating the situation. So, I tend not to wear those.

I also find that using the fly when i go to pee can be frustrating as fishing it out can be a difficult depending upon how fitted my jeans are. The problem is easily solved by just undoing the belt, etc., but I think it would be nice to be able to just open the fly, pop it out, and go.

Now, this is closer to a handicap; sports. I don't really fit into jocks well, but the support is needed when I play tennis or similar. Snug sports briefs are better for me, but it seems as though guys with regular sized flaccid cocks do better getting proper support for sports.

Hang in there.

Jack
 

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WOW! You're my fantasy come true grnman!! Wish I could click on your pics to view them full size (I can only see the thumbnails)
 

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Yes i am between 7-7.5 soft and i can not wear boxers because my head rubs against the bottom and gets me very excited because it really feels amazing and if i dont keep it up with me while i am on the toilet it is underwater
 

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I have a long penis too and sometimes it is a nuisance. I've had sporadic instances all throughout my life where it's poked out of my boxers (down the leg) and other situations like that - basically where it's supposed to be hidden but isn't. I was at a party of couple of years ago, and everyone was drunk, rowdy, and belligerent. There was a kind of inebriated strip tease, where all the men had to go down to their underwear, and it happened then too. Really embarrassing, but strangely exhilarating at the same time.
 

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Yeah, it can be a problem, particularly on the toilet when the heaad of my dick touches the water. I think it may be different with hung guys who also have low hangers (like me). The dicks on guys with tight balls tend to stick out more, while the cocks on guys with low hanging balls tend to lie flatter, I think.
 

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pant leg it and wear looser fitting boxers. you can still wear tighter jeans just causes a bulge. I find if I keep it in the center it actually cramps my balls. I find that that zippers a good way to skin your dick when your large. Opening usually isnt big enough or is to awkward to fish one finger in to pull it out. i gave up with em and just undue the belt and free willy over the dam. And yes dipsticking in the toilet really sucks especially in publics so grosse. Even harder to go when your half hard. I find a long dick helpful when having to use lower urinals tho hehe. Unless its cold out and Im in underwear and flacid I hangout no avoiding it can be good/bad.