Too long dick, even when soft ??

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Do any of you guys have such a long penis, when soft, that it's a handicap? Like it's so long that when you sit at the toilet, your dick head goes under the water ??? Or it's so long that you can not wear boxers?

Let's hope it becomes recognized as an official handicap. I would love to have a Big Dick Handicapped License Plate plastered on my car.
 

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You don’t need to wrap it around your thigh twice? Off to the “how does one live with a small penis” thread for you.

nope...don't need to wrap mine around my thigh twice...funny guy...lol...just pick it up and lay it over so things don't dangle down in the disgusting bowls...
Do any of you guys have such a long penis, when soft, that it's a handicap? Like it's so long that when you sit at the toilet, your dick head goes under the water ??? Or it's so long that you can not wear boxers?

yes. just what is..but never complain...complaining is another word for whining.
 

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Let's hope it becomes recognized as an official handicap. I would love to have a Big Dick Handicapped License Plate plastered on my car.

Ooh heck no.,.,I've had to deal with stalkers all my life...I can't imagine how much worse it would be if I had a license plate like that and random crazies who would otherwise never know started following me around...I'd rather park on the other side of the parking lot and remain relatively anonymous than have a reserved parking spot and stalkers waiting by vehicle when I came back out...geez....
 
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Ooh heck no.,.,I've had to deal with stalkers all my life...I can't imagine how much worse it would be if I had a license plate like that and random crazies who would otherwise never know started following me around...I'd rather park on the other side of the parking lot and remain relatively anonymous than have a reserved parking spot and stalkers waiting by vehicle when I came back out...geez....

BUT...since you mentioned license plates like that....this happened way back in 1989 I think it was. I was temporarily living in WI...had to drive south to Dallas. I can't remember the city, but going south on the Interstate past Madison, and then Janesville (I think) and on in to IL...at that time the interstate just "ended"...the road became a two lane US highway...going south to I think it was near Springfield where I then took and interstate on south....NO truck stops or refueling places on that stretch of US highway...had to take an exit and drive a few miles off to a small town and on the outskirts of the town in the corn fields was a small gas station. I pulled in, pumping on the one pump...another car pulls in....convertible....couple in the car...takes the other side of my pump...she's 30ish or so and he looks about the same...big log in his pants....and I look over and he really has a license plate from IL that announces to the world he has a horse dick...can't remember the shortening to fit he used, but it was obvious. I had been driving since before dawn, summer day, hot and it's now early afternoon...and I am horny and went way out of character for my public behavior....I looked over at her and said something like interesting license plate...she looked up and smiled and I then said bet you a tank of gas and lunch mine is bigger....the look of shock on her face was priceless...I KNOW she had never heard that before. He came back from the bathroom to pump his gas and she told him what I said...he said somethings and I said lets find out...,so we left our two vehicles at the pump, walked around behind the small gas station (the old lady attendant must have thought we three were going to the mens and ladies rooms on that side of the building.....really corn fields all around...he dropped his pants and she started working on his, I turned with my back to them, I dropped my pants and unwrapped to swing free and then turned around to let them see....he really did have a "horse cock" and they both were surprised and "omg wow" stuff...I rewrapped and pulled up my pants and we drove in to the little town for lunch. Ended up going to a holiday inn about a hundred miles further south around Springflield and got adjoining rooms in mid afternoon. She had her first 3sum as I recall and it was worth the delay of a half day for my trip south. LOL. Never saw the again...they said they were from near there. But for that license plate of his, would never have met them...
 

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Do any of you guys have such a long penis, when soft, that it's a handicap? Like it's so long that when you sit at the toilet, your dick head goes under the water ??? Or it's so long that you can not wear boxers?

Yes those are a couple of practical issues I've had to deal with.
 
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