Too many Fuck Threads

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Freddie53, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. Freddie53

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    There are entirely way too many Fuck threads without my name coming up.:mad: I personally would never start a thread that has the work "fuck" in it.:wink: It would just be so unbecoming of me.

    If you will all read the Terms of Service, I'm sure there is someting about "servicing the mods." when they need , er, attention.:biggrin1:
     
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    FUCK FREDDIE

    Fuck him now, fuck him plenty, fuck him royally, just fuck him. Long, slow, and hard.

    Or, to paraphrase the cunt-breathing dragon:

    Clearly, the only option is to instruct the bastard to fuck Freddie. Fuck Freddie totally.


    Do not pass go, do not collect $200- just fuck Freddie.


    And more than once.

    That's right, fuck Freddie and make sure it's more than once, you slimy bastard.

    Or, if so inclined, run outside and play the ever popular Hide and Go Fuck Freddie™.

    Fuck Freddie on a train, on a plane, in a box, with a fox...

    No matter what the method, the important thing is that you don't forget to fuck Freddie.

    Fuck Freddie and eat beans, for all I care.

    Fuck Freddie at your grandfather's house. Be sure not to fuck your grandfather... This is a common mistake. It is imperative that you fuck Freddie.

    Fuck Freddie and send us the pictures, so that we can verify that you have, indeed, completed your mission. WE WILL BE KEEPING TABS ON YOUR "FUCKED FREDDIE" STATUS.

    In that vein, allow me to mention the importance of the ensuing paperwork. You can write this off on your taxes if need be. Certain restrictions apply, but not the kinds of restrictions that get you out of fucking Freddie.

    This is a tradition that is becoming something of a lost art, you see. We need as many young, fresh souls to speak the dead language (if you will,) of fucking Freddie as humanly possible. So, if you don't fuck Freddie, you will be just like the generations past that have made fucking Freddie an endangered species. Just like the pandas. You heartless, pandacidal bastard.

    Do not confuse this order with Canada's declared Masturbation Month². This is something special, just for Freddie.

    It is YOU that must fuck FREDDIE, you Capitalistic fucktard. How dare you come onto OUR site and try to make money?Stop sucking off soldiers in Guantanamo bay, and GO FUCK FREDDIE.
     
  3. Freddie53

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    FUCK FREDDIE


    Fuck him now, fuck him plenty, fuck him royally, just fuck him. Long, slow, and hard.


    ALEX


    Would you please be first? I like to start with the best. Bring plenty of lube.

     
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    FUCK FREDDIE

    Fuck him now, fuck him plenty, fuck him royally, just fuck him. Long, slow, and hard.

    ALEX

    Would you please be first? I like to start with the best. Bring plenty of lube.

    ALEX & FREDDIE

    Alex and Freddie,
    fucking in a tree,
    F-U-C-K-M and E
    :rolleyes:
     
  5. Lordpendragon

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    Fok jou Freddie

    T'i qifsha trutë Freddie

    Keffafi Freddie

    Hak arkab Freddie

    Chutiya choo-tia Freddie

    Martole jonjong emahi Freddie

    Metrovy kokot do tvojej riti Freddie

    Chiu Freddie

    :eek: :smile:
     
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    Such an egregious oversight in unpardonable. Consider yourself fucked.:wink:
     
  7. joyboytoy79

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    I, for one, am not even the slightest smidgeon interested in fucking Freddie. Nope. No sir-ee. I do NOT want to fuck Freddie!

    Sorry Freddie!

    NOW, if Freddie would like to fuck ME that's a different story. I whole-heartedly welcome a fuck FROM Freddie. Although, that's not what he asked for, i'm quite sure it would leave him satisfied anyway.
     
  8. Lordpendragon

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    Indeed.

    I don't know if I have the balls to say that to a women after we are done though.
     
  9. Freddie53

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    Bend over and enjoy!
     
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    I don't know if I have the balls to say that to a women after we are done though.[/quote]

    Though a bit arrogant, it does have a certain macho quality to it that can be appealing if there is an element of truth to it.

    I'll reiterate my statement in the most macho sense to Freddie since he seems to be particularly randy today. "Consider yourself fucked." I think this is where I am supposed to swagger off.
     
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    With PLEASURE! *lubes up*
     
  12. Gisella

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    Hmmm...to be considered really fucked by a man would have to put all my fire out :rolleyes: :eek: :tongue: ..and than if so he saying that would be really true, and I even repeat the statement with him, to him, whatever..and IF I had some strenght left to talk or open my eyes or breath.. after the fuck...lol...very sexy !!!


    I do like a macho fucker like that for sure..but not the other kind of macho man though...:biggrin1:
     
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    I was thinking about that the other day.

    People should CLEARLY be molesting FREDDIE at every turn, and taking advantage of his willingness.:rolleyes:
     
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    Freddie's halo's on fucking fire!
     
  15. Ethyl

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    Kinda stating the obvious, isn't it?

    Especially if it made her toes curl. :biggrin1:
     
  16. Lordpendragon

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    Maybe I could do a range of small gifts and chocolates under the "Consider yourself fucked" brand.
     
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    Now you're talking. Something to keep in the night table drawer next to the condoms....
     
  18. Lordpendragon

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    I can see that I may need quite a lot of help in getting inside the brand concept.

    Then there will be the logo modelling.

    I think I need to start getting out a bit more. :redface:
     
  19. Matthew

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    You'd think the people would have had enough of silly fuck threads
    I look around me and I see it isn't so
    Some people want to fill the world with silly fuck threads
    And what's wrong with that
    I'd like to know ...

    (so here I go, again ...)
     
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