Too straight for swinger dating sites, too horny for others?

[COMountainGuy]

I have decided that it is time to think about a long term relationship. Being single is generally good but I have doubts about being old and alone. I am still young enough and healthy enough to attract a lot of smiles.

A big problem is that many internet sites, that I have found, fall into one of these categories:

Too young.....reddit.com is an interesting site with over a million users. I went to a meat-up (85% guys), the average age was about 21.

Too married with family....citydata is a huge site but real conservative.

Too wild.....lpsg is an interesting site but, perhaps, a little too "meaty". I'm just not going to post nudes on the net.

Too dumb....posters that can not write should get off of the net and take remedial English.

Too fitness oriented.....bodybuilding.com and other fitness sites are too geared towards arm size. I am into fitness and have posted and have found some of the stereotypes to be true.

I am not a swinger and I am not looking for a family either. It seems like single people are often one way or another. I am not into drinking so the bar scene does not attract me.

 

[B_Marius567]

try Free Online Dating at POF.com

 

[COMountainGuy]

try Free Online Dating at POF.com

I signed up there a few days ago.....thanks for a good idea. I am also at okcupid.com, another free site.

I'll be honest with my observation. Almost all of the women are too serious about a serious relationship immediately. I like to flirt and have fun before comparing bank statements.

I have also found no hot bodies in Colorado. I have a guy problem, I want a fairly hot body. Guess I need to grow up someday.

The hot bodies all seem to be in Florida, Texas, California, NY etc. I have only spent a few days looking though.

I am in good shape and have enough meat to satisfy most girls who like the meat. I wonder about posting a underwear shot that shows sale-able assets.

It would irritate the conservatives but I am not looking for girls that get mad at seeing a guy in underwear.

Everybody has a couple strengths. It would be bad business acumen not to advertise. My financial position is only average...though debt free with home ownership in a couple states.

 

[molotovmuffin]

I signed up there a few days ago.....thanks for a good idea. I am also at okcupid.com, another free site.

I'll be honest with my observation. Almost all of the women are too serious about a serious relationship immediately. I like to flirt and have fun before comparing bank statements.

I have also found no hot bodies in Colorado. I have a guy problem, I want a fairly hot body. Guess I need to grow up someday.

The hot bodies all seem to be in Florida, Texas, California, NY etc. I have only spent a few days looking though.

I am in good shape and have enough meat to satisfy most girls who like the meat. I wonder about posting a underwear shot that shows sale-able assets.

It would irritate the conservatives but I am not looking for girls that get mad at seeing a guy in underwear.

Everybody has a couple strengths. It would be bad business acumen not to advertise. My financial position is only average...though debt free with home ownership in a couple states.

Maybe you should redefine what you're looking for.
When I was on POF, okcupid or any of the other 1000 dating sites...a dick pix would be huge turn off, even if it's just an undies shot. Seriously? You want someone who wants you, not your dick. Or would you rather someone be looking for a sugar daddy...either way you're gonna loose.

Pick a woman who isn't afraid to speak her mind, can cook and carry on a decent conversation and if she has a nice body and likes lots of sex, count it as a bonus. That's my opinion nothing more.

 

[COMountainGuy]

Maybe you should redefine what you're looking for.
When I was on POF, okcupid or any of the other 1000 dating sites...a dick pix would be huge turn off, even if it's just an undies shot. Seriously? You want someone who wants you, not your dick. Or would you rather someone be looking for a sugar daddy...either way you're gonna loose.

Pick a woman who isn't afraid to speak her mind, can cook and carry on a decent conversation and if she has a nice body and likes lots of sex, count it as a bonus. That's my opinion nothing more.

I am considering a sideways shot that gives an idea of the derriere and the sausage. Its a fine line between the nude and the tease and the overly conservative.

I don't care about cooking. Modern women are exceptionally frank about speaking their mind, I get lamb blasted about every other post here at lpsg.

Why would you know much about what I want? Because you are female you have innate intellectual superiority? I get that a lot.

 

[molotovmuffin]

I am considering a sideways shot that gives an idea of the derriere and the sausage. Its a fine line between the nude and the tease and the overly conservative.

I don't care about cooking. Modern women are exceptionally frank about speaking their mind, I get lamb blasted about every other post here at lpsg.

Why would you know much about what I want? Because you are female you have innate intellectual superiority? I get that a lot.

I have no idea what you want. It was a suggestion. I'm on this site, do you really think I'm conservative? I wouldn't consider you at all if I saw a bulge in your photos...it would make me think that that is all that's important to you. You know...having a big dick...makes you a big dick. Again, that's just my opinion...by all means post what you want.

 

[COMountainGuy]

I have no idea what you want. It was a suggestion. I'm on this site, do you really think I'm conservative? I wouldn't consider you at all if I saw a bulge in your photos...it would make me think that that is all that's important to you. You know...having a big dick...makes you a big dick. Again, that's just my opinion...by all means post what you want.

I often get off on watching women enthusiastically working with over sized "salamis". So do lots of women. I figure that my odds of finding one are much better if I immediately weed out the "guys are yicky" and "dicks are yicky" thinkers.

Seinfeld is a pretty successful show. Last nights episode had Kramer strutting around in his underwear while his derriere was admired.

Underwear is not a big deal. Widely viewed at public beaches and swimming pools. There is no real difference between real swim trunks and underwear.

I'd be a lot more interested in meeting someone with the confidence, aggressiveness, and sex drive to post a revealing shot.

 

[prism]

probably not undies.... but maybe something reasonably casual in a speedo for example?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I am considering a sideways shot that gives an idea of the derriere and the sausage. Its a fine line between the nude and the tease and the overly conservative.

I don't care about cooking. Modern women are exceptionally frank about speaking their mind, I get lamb blasted about every other post here at lpsg.

Why would you know much about what I want? Because you are female you have innate intellectual superiority? I get that a lot.

I thought you weren't interested in cooking. :lmao:

Lamb blasted! *dies laughing* Oh, I so hope there are people in the world who think lambasting has something to do with lamb. That's so cute! *wipes tear*

 

[D_Dick_Jagger]

I thought you weren't interested in cooking. :lmao:

Lamb blasted! *dies laughing* Oh, I so hope there are people in the world who think lambasting has something to do with lamb. That's so cute! *wipes tear*

Thank whoever that I was not the only one who caught that. I was under the impression that the OP was interested in someone who could write?

Perhaps he should consider taking those remedial English courses himself. He could take them in his underwear, and enter sideways, to show off his, as yet unseen and unverified, assets.

I realize I have no photos up, but then again, neither am I making statements such as he.

 

[aninnymouse]

Seriously. If you want a relationship, get out there and meet people. I'm not sure you'll find what you're looking for on the internet. Too much potential for craziness. Not to say it doesn't happen, as I have seen it work. However, I'd much rather go for something IRL.

Look for women who have interests similar to yours. Doing activities you find fun, where there are bound to be a lot of single women would be a good thing. It's not easy, but not rocket science.

 

[Enid]

Too dumb....posters that can not write should get off of the net and take remedial English.

If you are going to complain about posters who are too dumb, you should maybe know "cannot" is one word. Just FYI.

I would suggest okcupid or meetup.com for your area.

 

[tamati]

I had great luck at pof.
Lots of women emailed me. Went on some great dates.
And have been with one gal from there for 2 years now.
No need for undie pics or sexy shots...just be real.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Perhaps he should consider taking those remedial English courses himself. He could take them in his underwear, and enter sideways, to show off his, as yet unseen and unverified, assets.

Bwahhahahahahaaaaa - beautiful image, man. Thank you!

 

[COMountainGuy]

Fuck you. If you know anything about English, you would know that there is frequently multiple options with all being correct alternatives to arrive at the proper end. Sometimes the lesser used is the more proper. I felt that can not more properly conveyed my feelings.

"These two spellings [cannot/can not] are largely interchangeable, but by far the most common is “cannot” and you should probably use it except when you want to be emphatic: “No, you can not wash the dog in the Maytag.”"

Takes a real special piece of work to try to correct someone while being simultaneously wrong.

the ordinary modern way of writing can not
The historical illustrations given for the negative in the OED shows cannot, can not, and even canot, as well as the contraction can’t:
?a1400 Cursor M. (add. to Cott.) p. 959. 105 And ou at he deed fore cannot sorus be. 1451 Paston Lett. 140 I. 186 Other tydyngs as yett can I non tell you. Ibid. 172 I. 229 Whethir it be thus or non I can not say. 15.. Plumpton Corr. 72, I canot get my money. 1706 Col. Records Penn. II. 256 The House cant agree to this. 1741 RICHARDSON Pamela I. 56 If he..as you say can’t help it. 1742 YOUNG Nt. Th. I. 89 An angel’s arm can’t snatch me from the grave; Legions of angels can’t confine me there. 1827 KEBLE Chr. Y. 4 Without Thee I cannot live. Mod. Can’t you go?
The experts at AskOxford seem to prefer cannot:
Both cannot and can not are acceptable spellings, but the first is much more usual. You would use can not when the ‘not’ forms part of another construction such as ‘not only.’
The Washington State University language site says:
These two spellings [cannot/can not] are largely interchangeable, but by far the most common is “cannot” and you should probably use it except when you want to be emphatic: “No, you can not wash the dog in the Maytag.”
Bottom line
There’s no difference in meaning between cannot and can not.

If you are going to complain about posters who are too dumb, you should maybe know "cannot" is one word. Just FYI.

I would suggest okcupid or meetup.com for your area.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Atta boy - lamb blast her! :lmao:

 

[aninnymouse]

OOOH. Somebody struck a nerve.

 

[COMountainGuy]

Atta boy - lamb blast her! :lmao:

I was lamb blasting a her? I may have enjoyed it more if I had known that.

Blasting can be fun and everything....

 

[The Dragon]

Be sure to link what ever profile you create on a different site to this one here on LPSG.

I'm sure any interested ladies would want to know about your chronic addictions to porn and masturbation and how you like to refer to women as sluts.

 

[693987]

If you know anything about English, you would know that there is frequently multiple options with all being correct alternatives to arrive at the proper end.

"If you know anything about English, you would know that there ARE frequently multiple options..."

Ahem. In regards to the OP: Yes, OKC is a dating website. However, when I used to hook-up with people I was able to use the site for such. You can change your settings to say that you're only looking for casual sex. To me, it was less sketchy than using Craig's List.