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emilywee: youre so right getnbigr, the variety and finding what pleases is what makes it fun and exciting. when its too thick for me to take in my mouth, as frustrating as that is it also gets me really hot, and i try to do everything else possible to fully experience and appreciate it. ive found that guys totally react to my enthusiasm despite my limitations in taking it all the way (both ways for that matter!) the paradox of being a petite size queen!
 
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lovesoral: Just for the record I want to state that I don't believe any of Emilywee's story and think this may be a guy. I have never met a girl that cared anything about a guy's dick nor know anyone who ever met anyone like this. Women are not like this. And women who are addicted to sucking dick by and large are like this because they are looking for acceptance and think this is the way. I'm not saying women don't ever enjoy giving head, I'm just saying that they don't come to Web sites like this to talk about it. I truly believe this even though I am sure many of you will disagree.
 
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Donk: [quote author=lovesoral link=board=sex;num=1047695906;start=12#21 date=05/27/03 at 22:03:56]I have never met a girl that cared anything about a guy's dick nor know anyone who ever met anyone like this. [/quote]

I have. Granted, I have met more women who seemed indifferent toward my dick (and a few who just flat rejected it because of the size). But there are at least two types of women who care about servicing it--one type is the slutty "size queen". I have dealt with a couple of these and discovered I can't stand them, so I avoid them. They actually are more focused on their own physical pleasure--in a selfish way--and treat a large penis as just a big dildo. If the sex is pleasurable for you as well, then that is just an accident.

My gf is one of the very few women I have met who is in the other category, which I really don't have a label for. She enjoys sex, she enjoys my penis, she seems to find my size a real plus, but she tells me that the main reason she enjoys pleasuring my penis is because she cares about the man it is attached to. Because she loves me, she wants to use techniques that give me pleasure through my penis. By the same token, I also care about making her feel good.

While emily describes herself as a "size queen", she strikes me as falling more in the second category of caring about how to make her bf feel good.

I agree that most women don't seem to care that much about penises. So I can believe it if someone says they never met a woman who does. That doesn't necessarily mean that there are none out there.
 
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emilywee: lovesoral, i don't get how you can say "women are never like this". i've always admitted i have an unusual degree of interest, which pretty much came about from the friendships i've had and the odd circumstances i've been in. why you'd dismiss that i can have this interest as a result doesn't make sense.
 
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sammygirly: Come on now, there are all types everywhere.  If you were a woman who liked big dick - where ELSE would you go to talk about it online??  Why, here is perfect!

YOU have issues with having a big penis....us WOMEN have issue with taking/sucking a big dick.  Why wouldn't she ask here??  Why isn't this believable suddenly?
 
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kyle: Has lovesoral been livin' under a rock or just never dated? Every girl I've dated has loved giving head. Although - as in everything - there are those who love it and those who don't, accusing Emily of being a man because she enjoys this aspect of sex is ludicrous.

Apologize to that honey!
 
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lovesoral: Not that I feel obligated to answer any of the negativity thrown my way (hell, I quite expected it!), but here goes:
Lovesoral (being me) does not live under a rock, also I have dated but have been happily married for several years. Thank you for being concerned with my living conditions and love life. My wife loves oral sex with me but would never talk to her friends about this nor is it a preoccupation of hers in any way. Despite this, when we have sex, she loves to do it. But again, it is not a preoccupation and I think this point is very important. I am not judging all women by what my wife does and does not do but believe I have been around enough women to be able to form an intelligent opinion. If I was addicted to big tits, I would never write into a Web site asking how I can more of her huge tits into my mouth. And no one addressed what I said about Emily's need for acceptance and a need to be wanted. I'm not trying to be a psychiatrist, but believe some behaviors can be analyzed, and this is one of them. Emily if you are indeed being honest about what you have written and are indeed a female, then I cannot help but say that you are very, very shallow and have your priorities all wrong. So go ahead everyone and take more shots at me. Hopefully, they will be intelligent comments. I have to go now, someone is knocking on my rock.
 
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Javierdude22: [quote author=lovesoral link=board=sex;num=1047695906;start=24#26 date=05/28/03 at 20:06:05]not judging all women

an intelligent opinion

And no one addressed what I said about Emily's need for acceptance and a need to be wanted

I'm not trying to be a psychiatrist

Emily, if youre indeed being honest about what you have written and are indeed a female, then I cannot help but say that you are very, very shallow and have your priorities all wrong.  

So go ahead everyone and take more shots at me.  Hopefully, they will be intelligent comments. [/quote]

.....ok....this is making me laugh......hard.....

First: let me get that tear for you lovesoral...im sorry you got judged for judging people...bad people!! Bad!!

But like you said: youre not judging people...i guess i must be dyslectic cause im seeing weird words like 'shallow' 'priorities wrong'. Dude....even if she's not female...is it keeping you awake!? Whats it to you?...and then you start rambling on about intelligent opinions....im still waiting for yours.

Her need to be wanted...lets adress it....by request. Lets 'not be psychiatrical', ...so she likes em big....its a preference, and thats just that, it doesnt tell you anything more about her. But you must be a hell of a shrink to find all that from these few phrases. She may be a Harvard graduate making a 6 figure salary a year, but likes em big....in the meantime you might be collecting stamps and running a bug farm....some people might find that weird as well....

People are different, the world is wider than your wife or basically the women youve met, respect differences man.
 
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emilywee: lovesoral, i'd hate to start a flame thread on here, but you're such an ass for suggesting i'm shallow for exhibiting my interest in big cocks.  this is a "large penis" site you stupid moron.  other discussions are off topic.  you are an idiot.
 
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lovesoral: Yes, it's a Web site about big cocks and obviously a bunch of really big dicks come here too. This site is primarily for titilation and I was curious so I checked it out. But you are the idiot if you think it is not weird for a girl to write into these forums asking how to better suck a big cock. LOLOLOLOLOLL If you can't see this for what it is... And I'm sure there are some normal people here who agree with me but just haven't come across this thread yet. And Emily, sex is natural. No one needs help with sucking dick. I stick to what I said. The truth is difficult to deal with. Now be a good girl and go suck some dick. And if you need help, here is how to do it. Open your fuckin' mouth and suck!
 
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lovesoral: Hey Emily, I wanted to apologize to you. I put myself in your mouth, err, I mean shoes and asked myself what I would do in your situation. I realized that if I was a girl and my boyfriend's dick was too big for my little mouth I wouldn't ask him what was the best way to please him. Instead I would go to the Internet and look for a Web site where I could receive good advice on how to get my mouth around his man meat. So again, I really do apologize. Really, I do.
 
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Finedessert: Now everyone just calm down........ This baord is a support board regardless of the subject, and at times we ALL need answers to questions.

For the record, while I was in my teens a friend asked me to give him a Blow Job (it was the first time I was ever asked) so I said " OK! and grabbed his Dick and blew on it. "

Needles to say I could have used a Board like this.

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sammygirly: It IS a support group and this line of questioning - ie: how do I better handle my man when giving him head/sex etc.....is not new or unusual here.

At all.

People ask those questions here because here is where they hope to be able to be asked WITHOUT being judged like she was.
 
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lovesoral: Yes, it is a support group, and a very necessary group too. LOL But that doesn't mean that every question is sincere, real or legitimate. I don't believe Emily has any problem. Instead, she (or he) likes writing things such as, "I have a small mouth and have a hard time getting it around my bf's shaft which is very thick." The more she/he is defended without anyone questioning her legitimacy simply amazes me. But the responses have been fun. Keep up the good work. And Emily, I expect we'll hear from you when you come, err, I mean cum up for air. You have such a lucky boyfriend (or a very warped imagination). Whatever. Keep it up (double entendre intended). I'm so freakin' witty. Now I know why you hate me. Maybe I will start another support group for those who are wary of members in other support groups.
 

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OMG! :eek: Someone finally figured it out! There are NO women at LPSG; everyone on here is a MAN! Emilywee is a man. AnonyMs is a man. Sammygirly is a man with a photo of Lisa Marie taped over her face. What a tangled web we weave ... well, the jig is up!

(I trust that you all know sarcasm when you see it! In reality, I love our chicks!)
 
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lovesoral: Emily, care to expand on a previous posting about how your interest in big cocks "came about from the friendships i've had and the odd circumstances i've been in" I'd love to hear more. I'm sure others would too, even if they disagree with me about my thoughts in this thread. So I will lie back now and undo my pants and play with myself as you serenade me to ejaculation with your hot, hot, hot stories that only you can tell. Be sure to use words like shaft, cock, balls, suck and make it clear how you love (perhaps even worship) large male genitalia. Hey, I just turned myself on. Down boy, down! By the way, I'm a native New Yorker. Where art thou from?
 
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Javierdude22: Hm...ok, for a while this was fun, but this dude obviously has a pressing need for therapy.

Im guessing either your marriage is hopeless, or your sexlife, cause well, you talk about it a hell of a lot as well. And you kinda quickly stepped over the reason why YOU entered this board...cause you seem to have such a firm opinion about people that post here.


But i have a better suggestion, lets just quit this thread right now cause if theres something im allergic to, its idiocy, so lets not give him the ammo anymore.

Its sad, but my kindergarten schoolteacher was right, ignore 'em and they stop annoying you.
 
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lovesoral: This forum is a joke because too many of you don't want to admit that someone can be putting you on. There seems to be no thought as to legitimacy even when the question demands it. Anyway, we haven't heard from Emily in a while. Maybe my advice from a previous post worked.
 

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"I have never met a girl that cared anything about a guy's dick nor know anyone who ever met anyone like this. Women are not like this."

I don't mean to be rude, but is it possible you have led a sheltered life. In my experience, generally women don't care as much as men do, but they do care. I have several close women friends (as well as a very open explicit relationship with my wife) and I've got news for you, they care. Now they don't generally want a monster (sorry guys), but they do want what one friend of mine (a practicing psychologist) refers to as "a substantial one."

Now I'm not claiming my friends/wife are representative of all women, but based on what they have expressed to me and what they have told me their friends have expressed, you're just flat out wrong. Who knows, maybe there's a correlation between education level and dick size preference.

"No one needs help with sucking dick. "

Wow - you've been a very lucky man. No teeth...no gagging...no small mouth problem. Guess that makes you pretty unique among large cocked men on this site. I'm not even close to the largest man on this site, but I've had experience with all of those things.

I've had my share of good head and my share of bad head and sometimes even from the same women. In my experience, women often can use a bit of help with their technique. Sometimes they get that help by asking their partner. Sometimes from siblings. Sometimes from friends. Why is it so bizarre to you that a woman might consult a "Large Penis Support Group"? Now I don't know whether Emilywee is male/female/young/old/thin/fat. But it doesn't change the fact that it was a legitimate question and your response was really quite hostile.

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