Too thick to wrap my fingers around

SDCoug

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Frightening, for lack of a better word. A real shame that you are 100% straight; I would expect the willing (and sane) female, as your pants dropped to the floor, to gasp :eek:, do some quick mental calculations, then politely excuse herself, suddenly remembering that "those damn cold-sore thingeys are oozing again" (while she inserts her hand and begins scratching feverishly at her crotch).

In contrast, a right-thinking gay individual would simply smile :smile: while silently trying to convince himself that sphincters were way overrated anyway.