toothpaste on yur butthole?

Better use more lube the next time I guess..... ;)
 
I wouldn't even put that crap in my mouth, never mind my anus. I've been meaning to research homemade lubricant recipes. I should just look up up the ingredients I use for my body butters and see if they would work.
 
Story time, I once put Toothpaste on my pussy like on the outside and the lips etc, to make it fresh and I don't know what I thought it would do but lets just say. I made a grave mistake. It was like hotter then the butthole of a dying star.