Top 10 reasons why having a big cock "sucks"

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  1. JMeister

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    10. They won't
    9. Your pet python wants to mate with it
    8. XXL items always cost more
    7. When you say you can't get enough of them you really mean it
    6. You get funny looks from the neighbor's horses
    5. There's no good place to put it when you are on the throne
    4. Your cat thinks it's a scratching post
    3. People keep asking you if you are happy to see them
    2. I meant hurt, not HURT.
    1. When you ask if they would like some anal action they say "Sure, bend over"
     
  2. B_Veronica_Divine

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    11. Can't pry Veronica off of your anatomy with a crowbar....
     
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    Good one .You to Veronica
     
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    LMAO at veronica...we need to get together!
     
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    12. Have no wish whatsoever to remember where you left your crowbar. :-D
     
  6. viking1

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    Having a small one sucks. Having a big one is great. Long as it's not TOO big.
     
  7. lafever

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    Funny stuff, by the way you know you can get a better deal on crowbars at sams club when you buy in bulk lol


    lafever
     
  8. whatireallywant

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    I'm with Veronica! :biggrin1: :tongue:

    (just not THAT way...)
     
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    11. Women never look you in the eye
    12. You never know if they like you for you or your huge cock
    13. You never get to go balls deep :frown1:
    14. Just once I'd like to hear a woman call my name instead of God's :tongue:
    15. Condoms only go half way up your cock :frown1:
    16. Women are so facinated by your big cock they forget to suck your balls and tongue your asshole :frown1:
     
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    ROFLMAO at nj
     
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    very trueu pointed out the real factsur boy should be big....
     
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    17) the last three inches are STILL virgin!
    18) Even you are having sex, its still a "long distance" relationship since you are still 5 inches away from her
    19) your pubic bone has never rubbed against her's
    20) Labia keeps snapping across the room
    21) You get tired of the lack of eye contact: you lover keeps her eyes rolled up in her head!
     
  13. emang

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    and that would suck because.....?
     
  14. B_Veronica_Divine

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    Well, what if you needed groceries...or had to...you know..hang out with your wife.

    I'd be awkward to say the least.
     
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    those are all problems i wih i had....hehe:smile:
     
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    I'm not married, and the supermarket has a delivery service :wink:
     
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    That's what cell phones and Dinner Delivery is for. :wink:
     
  19. tball2222

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    This is supposed to be about why it SUCKS to have a big cock! LOL
     
  20. Principessa

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    HA! All you big boys thought I wasn't listening to you these last few months. See I know what the S in LPSG stands for . . . :smile:
     
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