Top 10 worlds biggest penises

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    I’ve been curious and I know a lot of people are curious. There are threads about top ten biggest penises on LPSG in here, but none about the whole world.

    Compile a list (in order from biggest to smallest) of the top 10 biggest penises in the world. Number them, put a name, and attach an image if possible. Thanks!!
     
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    Donald Trump tops my list of World's Most Colossal Dicks.
    Mitch McConnell is a close second.
    Spots 3-10 are made up by various cabinet appointees and SCOTUS
     
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    Genius. I think that is 100% correct
     
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    Pervis Mack claims to have 14 inches.I KNOW,YOUR WONDERING WHO IS PERVIS MACK.?
    A LOCAL NUT
     
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    I
    THINK THEY MEAN BETWEEN THE LEGS
     
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    SOME Swidish guy -13 inches.
    JONAH FALCON ? 13 inches.
     
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    Justin Bieber-no,sorry.he is a big dick,but he isn't big
     
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    We might rank really low when it comes to happiness, but the same cannot be said when it comes to penis sizes. A survey by leading condom brand Kama Sutra has revealed that Indian men have an average penis size of 8.1 inches, and they are closely followed by Italian men who have an average penis size of 8 inches.

    The news comes as a shocker, considering the number of penis enlargement pills (none of them work) that are sold in the black market. The survey also breaks the myth of black men having the biggest cocks in the world – a notion perpetrated by porn.

    Among the Indians, the Biharis score the highest with an average penis size of 9 inches, with Bengalis coming a close second with an average penis size of 8.7 inches. Men from Tamil Nadu aren’t that fortunate, and the average penis size in that state is just 5 inches.

    “We were surprised to see the results. There might be a lot of poverty in the country, but that hasn’t hampered the Indian man’s ability to get solid erections,” said Dr Aman Chautala, a sexologist from one of India’s leading hospitals, and the man responsible for conducting the survey.

    Indians all across the world are delighted to hear the news, as they now have something else to boast about besides the fact that they invented zero and a lot of other mathematical concepts that has facilitated so much development.

    “I don’t know why people are surprised. Look at the rate at which our population is growing. Do you think that would have been possible if Indian men lacked good penises?,” said Ashok Tiwari, a Muzaffarpur resident who proudly flaunted his 9.5 inch penis while talking to reporters.

    ALSO READ THIS STORY Pickup Lines That Are So Cheesy That They Might Actually Work
    This is a fake news report. Any similarity or relevance is purely fictional. But hey, here’s hoping for the best. Have an optimistic April Fool’s Day.
     
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    onah Falcon, who has a whopping 13.5-inch-long penis, says he has been fortunate enough to sleep with lots of famous faces, including porn stars, but ever the gentleman, he refuses to kiss and tell.

    Speaking to the Sun, he said: "Yes I've slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners. But I can't talk about that.*

    "I can't even say if it was men or women - it's a very limited list so I don't want to narrow it down too far. It wasn't Meryl Streep - I'll just leave it at that." Don't leave us hanging, Jonah, mate.

    He went on to tell the news outlet that he takes it as a massive compliment when porn stars tell him that his dick is the biggest they've ever seen - as, I can imagine, there's some stiff competition, there.

    *that's because it was Minny Mouse
     
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    In Case You're Wondering, Here's Where The Men With The Biggest Penises Live

    Maybe size doesn't really matter, but come on. You know you wanna know.

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    October 1, 2012

    Maybe size doesn't really matter, but come on. You know you wanna know.


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    The scientific journal Personality and Individual Differences has recently published research on the average penis lengths of men around the world, and according to the study, the men of the Republic of Congo are the biggest in the world at an average penis length of 7.1 inches.

    The study ranked 113 nationalities, and while I couldn't find the full list to tell you exactly where our American men placed on the size scale, they weren't at the top. British men were ranked 78th out of 113 with an average length of 5.5 inches, and Americans were behind the Brits (and the Canadians, Spaniards, French, Australians and Russians, oof) at 5.1 inches.

    By continent, African men were found to have the largest penises, while north-east Asians are the smallest. Since most of the press I saw on this was from British outlets, the articles tended to focus on the battle between Brits, Germans and Frenchmen (Germans were the biggest; French the smallest), but among European countries, the men of Iceland were deemed the biggest. Well shoot, I went to Iceland once and tested the waters of the Blue Lagoon, but I didn't sample any other uh, local goods.


    Here are a few of the average penis sizes by country, in inches:

    Republic of Congo, 7.1

    Ecuador, 7

    Ghana, 6.8

    Colombia 6.7

    Iceland 6.5

    Italy 6.2

    South Africa 6

    Sweden 5.9

    Greece 5.8

    Germany 5.7

    New Zealand 5.5

    UK 5.5

    Canada 5.5

    Spain 5.5

    France 5.3

    Australia 5.2

    Russia 5.2

    USA 5.1

    Ireland 5

    Romania 5

    China 4.3

    India 4

    Thailand 4

    South Korea 3.8

    North Korea 3.8

    Before you get all up in arms defending your non-Ecuadorian man, there is already plenty of doubt regarding the methodology of this study, especially because the data was gathered through websites. So take the information with a grain of salt, but I bet you don't really mind pondering the statistics.

    Are you surprised by any of these penis statistics? Does your all-American man measure up? Does your foreigner fit the average bill for his country? Also, is the word penis starting to look weird to anyone else after reading it so many times
     
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    The Biggest Willies in Hollywood (in no particular order)
    • Colin Farrell
    • Ewan McGregor
    • Javier Bardem
    • Vincent Gallo
    • Robert De Niro
    • Ben Affleck
    • Omar Epps
    • Jason Segal
    • Liam Neeson
    • Michael Fassbender
    • The Smallest Willies in Hollywood (in no particular order)
      • Leonardo di Caprio
      • Jude Law
      • Tom Hardy
      • Terrence Howard
      • Dennis Hopper
      • Eric Balfour
      • Kevin Heffernan
      • Geoffrey Rush
      • Shia LaBeouf
      • Eric Stoltz




      the smallest willies in politics
    • Donald Trump
    • his cabinet
    • trumpanzee bace.
     
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    someone call the police, we seem to have another thread-killer on the loose
     
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    Think a psychiatrist would be better for him.
     
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    You realise the list is made up, right?
     
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    Or some lucky guy surveyed a whole lot of penises, which is what I prefer to imagine
     
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    Yeah, you could choose that... But the Andromedical map is a bogus map made by "doctor" Lynn. It's been debunked a million times
     
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    I suddenly feel the burden to do a survey myself
     
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    Australia 5.2? WTF.
     
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